Her kids were watching

October 18, 2011 16:05:22 Posted at October 18, 2011 16:05:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Film set. Recently. She’s shooting a sex scene. Walking around set in her bra, no shirt on, panties, standard attire, nothing unusual about it... Except that her children were there that day. They were visiting. And it was no thing, you know? That was her costume. They saw her in his costume while they were there. Full Story

Her ring’s on but it might fall off

October 18, 2011 15:13:18 Posted at October 18, 2011 15:13:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, Splash

Demi Moore was in New York last night for the premiere of Margin Call. She was wearing her wedding ring. As you can see, she’s so gaunt these days it might fall off. Face or body? You know the dilemma. You choose body, you lose your face. You choose your face, you have to accept that your ass might get bigger. Full Story

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Today’s shoes are better

October 18, 2011 15:02:15 Posted at October 18, 2011 15:02:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, Todd Williamson/Getty

Jennifer Aniston was honoured last night at the ELLE 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute with her man Justin Theroux by her side. She looked amazing. Great cleavage. Sick body. Want her legs. And don’t start with that dumb thing you’re about to start with because you’ve been trying to start it since the summer and how many times do I have to tell you that sh-t is not reliable? Let’s enjoy Jen’s shoes instead. Full Story

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October 18, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

October 18, 2011 14:22:51 Posted at October 18, 2011 14:22:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations to Heather VV and Christine in Chicago who are getting married on Saturday in Provincetown, Massachusetts. Big ups to Provincetown, Massachusetts for, as Christine says, “letting us gays actually get married there”. You’ve been reading my dirty smut for a long, long time. SO thrilled for you. Full Story

Monday, October 17, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Just a few quick housekeeping matters: starting today new articles will be posted to the LifeStyle section without appearing on the homepage. Like Kate Beckinsale’s dress. Which I’m obsessed with. Only she forgot to tug before going onstage. And, also, Sasha’s advice and style features. Several new items will be added throughout the day, every day. Click here to access LifeStyle.

The Walking Dead premiered last night. Did you watch? Thank you for your emails and requests for recaps. The recap is ready and will also be posted today and, going forward, every Monday.

I’m also working on The Night Circus review since it’s now been a month that the book’s been available. That should be ready by the end of the week. Hurry up and finish!

Finally... a new riddle later too. Please check back often. It’s a heavy column today.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Beyonce wears maternity pants

October 17, 2011 20:59:47 Posted at October 17, 2011 20:59:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Tom Meinelt-Jason Winslow

I only know this because 5 minutes after these photos published, the PR for J Brand blasted everyone with the email about how Beyonce wore their “Mama J by J Brand 3401 Maternity Leggings” in New York today. Are we done questioning whether or not she’s actually pregnant? Do you know how much she loves that we’ve been discussing whether or not she’s actually pregnant? She probably talked about it with Gwyneth the other day when she visited the set of Thank You For Sharing. Full Story

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JLo & Coop: the second date

October 17, 2011 20:01:15 Posted at October 17, 2011 20:01:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Getty Images

Bradley Cooper’s been shooting a movie in Philadelphia. He flew back to LA this weekend and took Jennifer Lopez out for dinner. They were photographed on their way out - he was behind the wheel, she covered her face in the passenger seat. What? JLo?Maybe she didn’t want to hear it later on from her ex-husband. Full Story

Fantasy SNL

October 17, 2011 19:57:01 Posted at October 17, 2011 19:57:01
Sarah Posted by Sarah
Photos:
WENN

Over the weekend Lainey and I got into a conversation about fantasy hosts for SNL. People who might actually make it bearable. I said my fantasy host would be Louis CK, but he’s my fantasy host for everything. And honestly, I can’t see him doing a show like SNL because I’m not sure he could concede enough authority to the writers. Full Story

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It’s not just Rooney Mara ...

October 17, 2011 18:59:47 Posted at October 17, 2011 18:59:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In the November issue of Vogue.It’s Rooney Mara AND her creator David Fincher. Yes. I said creator. Read the article and see if you don’t feel the same way afterwards. One of the BEST Vogue celebrity profiles in a LONG, LONG time. So much better than the generic and safe Sarah Jessica Parker/Jennifer Garner/Jessica Biel pieces we get all the f-cking time in fashion magazines that don’t offer anything insightful, provocative, or, more appropriately, because it is a FASHION magazine after all, stylish. Full Story

Who’s the most alone?

October 17, 2011 18:54:48 Posted at October 17, 2011 18:54:48
Duana Posted by Duana

Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 5 recapThank you as always, always, for the emails you send loving, hating, sharing your opinions.   One that comes up a lot is a request for a more comprehensive analysis –  and this seemed like a good place to start, even though my ‘thesis’ was laid out pretty plainly in dialogue for me. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 17, 2011 18:15:48 Posted at October 17, 2011 18:15:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s trying to head off someone who might be heading towards a married man and more in LifeStyle which has now been updated with two new posts. Click here to read.

Thanks to Beyonce, “Homage-ing” is what they’ll start calling it in school when you don’t cite a source and claim it as your own idea (Dlisted)

So...who do you believe? TMZ or Lindsay LOHAN. Right? (The Superficial)

Why can’t she call her out for being a drunken mess? Why fixate on the body? (Celebedge)

Ummmmm....ok? (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling lets her drive, and kisses her at the light. I love this. (Pop Sugar)

They Made to Measure around his thighs (Just Jared)

Bitch, please don’t ever make me think about that man and moisturiser ever again. (Cele|bitchy)

Holy sh-t Chris Hemsworth is really, really tall (Socialite Life)

I guess this is normal for a Vegas carpet (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I often wonder if Ashton Kutcher is a cautionary tale for Ben Affleck (I'm Not Obsessed)