Faith & Tim: the GOOP version

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2012 16:21:31 November 2, 2012 16:21:31
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As you know, I default to Gwyneth Paltrow all the time. FAITH AND TIM DRESSED LIKE THIS BEFORE GOOP, YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!! Look, if you want to shout me down for this...fine. It’s just... Faith Hill wasn’t exactly known for being the best dressed, like, ever. Full Story

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Wanting to be Blake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2012 15:54:01 November 2, 2012 15:54:01
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I don’t mean Jessica Biel... Wonk, wonk... I know. I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist! It’s Friday! Ok so here’s Keith Urban on the carpet and on stage at the CMAs last night. He is such a smarmy cheese on the carpet. Up on stage though, without the shirt buttoned down to his man-trail, and not worrying about his hair, I can see the sex appeal, sure. Full Story

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Nashville in Nashville

Duana Posted by Duana at November 2, 2012 15:28:06 November 2, 2012 15:28:06
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So…this could have been much worse?  Maybe I’m still suffering the scars from the Emmys and what that looked like.  Click here for a refresher. There is some serious 90s throwback going on with Hayden, who looks like an Olsen Twin out for her 13th birthday, and I feel like it would be mean to point out to Kimberly Williams-Paisley that it is not the prom. Full Story

Country Brange: Miranda & Blake?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2012 15:14:02 November 2, 2012 15:14:02
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Can I call them that? I am not a country expert, so I defer to you. Like, not exactly, since they’re not carting around 10 kids or anything but in spirit... Can we call them that in spirit? Also, am I not supposed to like her? What is the right opinion to have? Give me my opinion! Because left unattended, my opinion right now is that I love them, especially her. Full Story

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Taylor Swift: Future Performance Regret

Duana Posted by Duana at November 2, 2012 14:45:33 November 2, 2012 14:45:33
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My biggest worry with Taylor Swift is how mad she’s going to be at herself. Sooner rather than later. I could be wrong , but I think it’s coming. Someday soon she is going to hear that she “doesn’t take enough chances” or that she can’t be considered for what she wants because she’s not edgy enough, and she will look back with regret, I think. Full Story

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Country Bitch can’t win

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2012 14:14:35 November 2, 2012 14:14:35
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Duana sent me a note this morning: “You really have to give it up for American Idol though, right? Early on?” Totally. Kelly Clarkson is SO good. Jennifer Hudson too. And Carrie Underwood is a star. She can’t dress for sh-t but she is a star. (Do the male Idol winners have a harder time) And she used to be the biggest star, didn’t she? When Faith Hill may or may not have lost her sh-t after she lost Female Vocalist to Carrie a few years ago. Full Story

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November 2, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2012 13:39:53 November 2, 2012 13:39:53

Devin! Happy Birthday! Simon requested for you a photo of Jakey G in Love & Other Drugs (God, he is cute) and Beyonce & Gwyneth...together, obviously. And for Cecile (Ché) from Kinani - Happy Birthday! Your sister misses you and wishes she could be there to celebrate with you and appreciates you always cheering her on, especially through the rough spots. Full Story

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Thursday, November 1, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell were married on Tuesday. Her rep confirms that she wore Carolina Herrera and that it was a small ceremony. It’s unlikely that Bell will ME ME ME himself all over his wife’s head on a magazine cover.  Read Full Intro

Axl 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 21:19:27 November 1, 2012 21:19:27

So... I used to have an Axl Rose problem. WHAT? I know. I KNOW. Don’t you think I know? He’s a crazy megalomaniac motherf-cker but back then, for those of you who can remember what he used to look like, he was rock hot, ok? And November Rain is a great ballad. And we didn’t have the internet and I only found out later that he chokes women. Full Story

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GOOP’s mask and paper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 20:36:53 November 1, 2012 20:36:53

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin went out for Halloween last night in London. They too stopped by Jonathan Ross’s. G’s the one in the demented skull mask and Chris is supposedly wearing the pink hair. I’m not entirely convinced it’s him but that’s what the photo agency says. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 20:11:47 November 1, 2012 20:11:47

Sasha finds sweaters with elbow patches and leather vests in LifeStyle

I can’t stop looking at this hairstyle (Dlisted)

The stars and stripes... with leopard print! (The Superficial)

God, don’t they camera test this sh-t!?! (Too Fab)

Katie Holmes after the storm (Pop Sugar)

Sh-t. Ashley Greene must be pissed (Cele|bitchy)

Tom Cruise Jr is back! (Just Jared)

Those men look REALLY uncomfortable (Hollywood Tuna)

Every celebrity Halloween costume catalogued here (Celebslam)

But there’s NO COSTUME HERE! (Popoholic)

I hate this dress. It’s a wash-out (Go Fug Yourself)