Famous Skanks and Old Rich Men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2012 19:49:30 May 22, 2012 19:49:30
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I know you don't care about Tara Reid. But this article is about more than Tara Reid. This is the flavour of Cannes. Of a certain society.  Tara Reid is here with Fawaz Gruosi. He's the top dude at the Di Grisogono jewellery group. Like, they're girlfriend/boyfriend now. He's supposedly in his 60s. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2012 18:45:22 May 22, 2012 18:45:22

I’m sorry I’m taking so long with the Tom Hardy post. The schedule has been busy the last couple of days and I need to collect my thoughts and it’s the kind of article that requires a good block of time to properly write it. Not that I want to build it up or anything. I don’t. It’s not that important. Just know that the beard does not bother me. Especially when he’s moving around in really great jeans. Also re: Hardy and Jessica Chastain in Lawless - they might be my Ryan and Rachel in The Notebook. So there’s that. I really need to kill this crush.
 
Heads up Vancouver - SMUT is coming on June 7th. Save the date now, and I’ll post the details for you tomorrow.

 
Cheryl Cole is a dumb f-ck (The Superficial)
 
Rufus isn’t good enough for Lindsay Lohan? (Dlisted)
 
Sean Penn cries. And I still think he should be nicer to the people who are closest to him (Celeb|itchy)
 
Lea Michele really wants Letterman’s attention (Hollywood Tuna)
 
Selena Gomez does a really great horny voice (Pop Sugar)
 
Stepford Kidman arrives in Cannes (Just Jared)
 
Bar goes to the top without Leo (Popoholic)
 
This is hilarious. And my worst nightmare on live tv (Towleroad)
 
The way Miley talks about sex, Liam Hemsworth must do it really, really well (Amy Grindhouse)
 
Justin Bieber’s leaning as much as Taylor Lautner now (Go Fug Yourself)

Kiki & Garrett en route to Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2012 18:00:57 May 22, 2012 18:00:57
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By the time this article is posted, they should probably now already be here. On The Road premieres tomorrow. Here are Kirsten Dunst and Garrett Hedlund at LAX yesterday. So they’ll have tonight to rest and tomorrow it’s the photo call, press conference, the gala in the evening, and a party after that. Full Story

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Getting There

Duana Posted by Duana at May 22, 2012 17:23:32 May 22, 2012 17:23:32
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Girls Season 1 Episode 6The Girls first season will be 10 episodes. That's a small order. It's not so unusual with cable, some shows get as few as 6 episodes, but it's small. You barely get to know your characters, it takes time to flesh everyone out, and then boom, you're at the end of your run. A short series most often means, too, that all the episodes were written and produced and in the can before the first one ever aired, so there's no way to take stock of the audience reaction and adjust; then again, taking too much stock too early on means you might lose your own voice listening to theirs. Full Story

Joaquin Phoenix Travolta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2012 16:38:28 May 22, 2012 16:38:28

It’s been less than 3 months since Oscar. And that conversation is starting up again. I guess whenever Paul Thomas Anderson makes a movie though... I love that Anderson is married to Maya Rudolph. Maya by the way grew up with Gwyneth Paltrow. And Gwyneth was in Anderson’s Hard Eight way back in the 90s, the emerging artist. Full Story

Is Gisele pregnant?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2012 15:44:13 May 22, 2012 15:44:13
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Brazilian gossips are saying that Gisele Bundchen is pregnant with her second. She was in Sao Paolo promoting lingerie the other day and has supposedly been telling people the happy news. For all of you who love to scrutinise bumps, here’s G last Wednesday in a sheer blouse over a black skirt. Full Story

Brad Pitt came as Tristan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2012 14:51:52 May 22, 2012 14:51:52
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With a little Sonny Crockett, right? I know some of you aren’t feeling it. Me, I’d be so much more into it... but for that gold chain around his right wrist. If not for that gold chain, I’m buying. It’s probably the white belt. I am predisposed to liking a white belt on a man; I think it reminds me of golf. Full Story

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Usher’s custody trial

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2012 13:56:47 May 22, 2012 13:56:47
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There’s nothing quite like the sh-t that comes out during a custody and child support trial. You see what happened with Francois Henri-Pinault? He cut it off after only a couple of days when it started to get stank, knowing that if he allowed it to go on, Linda Evangelista would make sure every embarrassing detail about his life would be made available to the public. Full Story

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May 22, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2012 13:37:32 May 22, 2012 13:37:32
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To Sarah B who is completing the DeVos Institute Fellowship Program at the Kennedy Centre this month -  your friends are SO proud of you: you are only 1 of 2 Canadians selected of a group of just 12 people and... now you’re coming home to Toronto! I hear Jon Hamm’s your dream? Here he is on Saturday Night Live - last week in the Lawrence Welk cold open, bravely kissing the one with the Katherine Heigl hair and the little hands (I still have to watch this when I get home) and the week before playing cheese sax with his shirt off. Full Story

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Monday, May 21, 2012

Dear Gossips,

The other day Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton announced that it was on its way to Cannes. And then it rained and rained and rained. Coincidence or conspiracy? It’s still overcast here on Monday morning. And the wet is supposed to continue to tomorrow.  Read Full Intro