I should have known this would happen

August 5, 2011 08:58:56 Posted at August 5, 2011 08:58:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana I don’t have foresight. FIRST, my friend and colleague Shelley showed me a video wherein Kristen Bell irked her (and/or got in the way of enjoying her TV boyfriend Craig Ferguson.) THEN I said she should send it to Lainey, who would no doubt feel the same way. Full Story

George Clooney’s modest standards

August 5, 2011 08:06:29 Posted at August 5, 2011 08:06:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

With all due respect to Stacy Keibler... Because I’m sure she’s very nice. But come on. I had to google to answer the question: What is a Stacy Keibler? Apparently a wrestler. And she was on Dancing With The Sh-ts which I don’t watch so I’d never heard of her. Some other tabloid reported that she’s now George Clooney’s new piece. Full Story

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The Oscars go KABOOM in 2012

August 5, 2011 07:35:00 Posted at August 5, 2011 07:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah I cannot stop laughing. The Academy, in all their tone deaf glory, has hired Brett Ratner to co-produce the Oscar telecast in 2012. Are you a fan of Rush Hour? How about Rush Hour 2? Or X-Men: Last Stand—you know, the one where they threw out everything good and interesting about Bryan Singer’s previous two movies? Does the upcoming Tower Heist Full Story

Ryan Reynolds: Charlize or Scarjo?

August 5, 2011 07:04:37 Posted at August 5, 2011 07:04:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Latest issue of Us Weekly has a 3 page article on Scarlett Johansson trying to get back together with Ryan Reynolds. Apparently she feels like a dumbass after getting f-cked over by Sean Penn and needs someone comforting and safe. Their divorce just became official a month ago but the magazine cites sources close to Scarjo who say that she’s been all over him for weeks, trying to hook up a reconciliation, conveniently just as it was revealed that he’d been seeing Charlize Theron. Full Story

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August 5, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 5, 2011 06:46:08 Posted at August 5, 2011 06:46:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kim! Today is 50, isn’t it? Haley told me you’re having a huge retro-themed party next week? You’ll have to send me some pictures. You know, just for fun I did a “Haley and mom” search on my site - it goes back so many years, like you two should have your own heading. THANK YOU both for sticking around. Full Story

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Dear Gossips,

No, Heather Mills is not the most credible source, not at all. But Piers Morgan is sounding less and less credible too, and the more he denies having nothing to do with phone hacking, the more he sounds like he totally had something to do with phone hacking.  Read Full Intro

Hair Improvement

August 4, 2011 13:44:51 Posted at August 4, 2011 13:44:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Brady's hair is much better than it's been in a while. Check him out training with the Patriots yesterday. Yay that the league managed to work things out for a new season! This is for Sarah from Cinesnark whose hard-on for him had been waning. Full Story

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Changing up Emma

August 4, 2011 12:48:44 Posted at August 4, 2011 12:48:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Duana wasn't a big fan of Emma Stone in Crazy, Stupid, Love. Didn't hate her, just thought she was too samey. Click here for Duana's review. I was ok with Emma, but that may have been because I was too busy hating Analeigh Tipton's overacting. Full Story

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Like Crazy Restless

August 4, 2011 12:13:00 Posted at August 4, 2011 12:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I noted when I went to Sundance, Like Crazy was the film I wanted to see most coming out of the festival. Click here for the original post. It may be the Blue Valentine of this year. A love story, also total improv. And the first trailer just dropped this week. Full Story

Summer rain, strappy wedding shoes, white dresses

August 4, 2011 11:45:00 Posted at August 4, 2011 11:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha: It has been a perpetually rainy summer in Edmonton and I've had to forgo my cute spring jackets in place of my Adidas windbreaker because it's the only thing that's equipped to keep my dry. Needless to say, I've been on the lookout for a raincoat. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 4, 2011 11:04:40 Posted at August 4, 2011 11:04:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay LOHAN goes to Coldplay. She should totally be friends with Kate Bosworth (The Superficial)

You know, Nicole Kidman doesn’t actually look that bad as a skank (Dlisted)

Us Weekly says the Jolie is bored in London toy shopping every day with the girls (Pop Sugar)

Your weekly hit of Annalyne McCord and her favourite pose (Hollywood Tuna)

Such. A. F-cking. Loser. (Just Jared)

I am obsessed with this kid (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Even Rossum’s body is Rossum (Popoholic)

It’s a cute dress, but why does Kristen Bell make it so boring? (Celebuzz)

Helen Hunt goes surfing (Evil Beet Gossip)

Kiki D looks great in Elle UK (Go Fug Yourself)