As IF Ashley Greene

October 18, 2011 18:59:45 Posted at October 18, 2011 18:59:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a new Twilight movie coming out in a month. Just today I received an email from a friend about it (Relax, I’m not outing you, you can read the rest of the article without panicking) and she was wondering if she should go to see it at one of those theatres that will play all 3 preceding movies before the new one. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 18, 2011 18:32:35 Posted at October 18, 2011 18:32:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t forget, the LifeStyle section is being updated throughout the day, every day. Click here to read how Sasha’s helping out a girl who has a flatmate with boundary issues.

Shia LaBeouf getting aggro at a bar is like a woman getting her period. Happens once a month. (The Superficial)

Zara Phillip’s husband looked different before. What is it? (Dlisted)

Kristen Stewart wears high heels for Robert Pattinson. Sort of. (Pop Sugar)

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I’M DOING ON OCTOBER 21 (Amy Grindhouse)

Do you get the sense that Hilary Duff’s pregnancy is going to feel like 2 years? (Hollywood Tuna)

Armie Hammer covers Hong Kong Prestige (Just Jared)

Supergirl for Peta (Popoholic)

JLo does not approve (Celebuzz)

I think Kellan Lutz just sent John Travolta an invitation (Towleroad)

Yes, but not the shoes (Go Fug Yourself)

You can always count on Katherine Heigl...

October 18, 2011 17:41:23 Posted at October 18, 2011 17:41:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

To look worse than you at a Hollywood event. Again, how does this keep happening??? Katherine Heigl was fresh and gorgeous and not tacky assed and weird-haired the first two seasons of Grey’s Anatomy. I can’t believe it’s the same person. Who showed up last night at the ELLE Women in Hollywood Tribute last night with that crazy thing on her head in a dress that looks like what people wear when they’re trying to be Kim Kardashian. Full Story

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Men love Kanye, Ryan, no Hamm?

October 18, 2011 16:16:16 Posted at October 18, 2011 16:16:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

“Top” lists to me are weird. Some names on the lists I totally, totally understand. Others... ???Askmen.com has announced its annual Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2011 list. Steve Jobs is #1. Completely. Sure. Seal Team Six is #2. Fine. Then Larry Page and Warren Buffett which, HUH? to them being back to back, right?The only celebrity male to make the top 5?Kanye West. Full Story

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Her kids were watching

October 18, 2011 16:05:22 Posted at October 18, 2011 16:05:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Film set. Recently. She’s shooting a sex scene. Walking around set in her bra, no shirt on, panties, standard attire, nothing unusual about it... Except that her children were there that day. They were visiting. And it was no thing, you know? That was her costume. They saw her in his costume while they were there. Full Story

Her ring’s on but it might fall off

October 18, 2011 15:13:18 Posted at October 18, 2011 15:13:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, Splash

Demi Moore was in New York last night for the premiere of Margin Call. She was wearing her wedding ring. As you can see, she’s so gaunt these days it might fall off. Face or body? You know the dilemma. You choose body, you lose your face. You choose your face, you have to accept that your ass might get bigger. Full Story

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Today’s shoes are better

October 18, 2011 15:02:15 Posted at October 18, 2011 15:02:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Todd Williamson/Getty

Jennifer Aniston was honoured last night at the ELLE 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute with her man Justin Theroux by her side. She looked amazing. Great cleavage. Sick body. Want her legs. And don’t start with that dumb thing you’re about to start with because you’ve been trying to start it since the summer and how many times do I have to tell you that sh-t is not reliable? Let’s enjoy Jen’s shoes instead. Full Story

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October 18, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

October 18, 2011 14:22:51 Posted at October 18, 2011 14:22:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations to Heather VV and Christine in Chicago who are getting married on Saturday in Provincetown, Massachusetts. Big ups to Provincetown, Massachusetts for, as Christine says, “letting us gays actually get married there”. You’ve been reading my dirty smut for a long, long time. SO thrilled for you. Full Story

Monday, October 17, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Just a few quick housekeeping matters: starting today new articles will be posted to the LifeStyle section without appearing on the homepage. Like Kate Beckinsale’s dress. Which I’m obsessed with. Only she forgot to tug before going onstage. And, also, Sasha’s advice and style features. Several new items will be added throughout the day, every day. Click here to access LifeStyle.

The Walking Dead premiered last night. Did you watch? Thank you for your emails and requests for recaps. The recap is ready and will also be posted today and, going forward, every Monday.

I’m also working on The Night Circus review since it’s now been a month that the book’s been available. That should be ready by the end of the week. Hurry up and finish!

Finally... a new riddle later too. Please check back often. It’s a heavy column today.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Beyonce wears maternity pants

October 17, 2011 20:59:47 Posted at October 17, 2011 20:59:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Tom Meinelt-Jason Winslow

I only know this because 5 minutes after these photos published, the PR for J Brand blasted everyone with the email about how Beyonce wore their “Mama J by J Brand 3401 Maternity Leggings” in New York today. Are we done questioning whether or not she’s actually pregnant? Do you know how much she loves that we’ve been discussing whether or not she’s actually pregnant? She probably talked about it with Gwyneth the other day when she visited the set of Thank You For Sharing. Full Story

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JLo & Coop: the second date

October 17, 2011 20:01:15 Posted at October 17, 2011 20:01:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Getty Images

Bradley Cooper’s been shooting a movie in Philadelphia. He flew back to LA this weekend and took Jennifer Lopez out for dinner. They were photographed on their way out - he was behind the wheel, she covered her face in the passenger seat. What? JLo?Maybe she didn’t want to hear it later on from her ex-husband. Full Story