Fantasy SNL

October 17, 2011 19:57:01 Posted at October 17, 2011 19:57:01
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Over the weekend Lainey and I got into a conversation about fantasy hosts for SNL. People who might actually make it bearable. I said my fantasy host would be Louis CK, but he’s my fantasy host for everything. And honestly, I can’t see him doing a show like SNL because I’m not sure he could concede enough authority to the writers. Full Story

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It’s not just Rooney Mara ...

October 17, 2011 18:59:47 Posted at October 17, 2011 18:59:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In the November issue of Vogue.It’s Rooney Mara AND her creator David Fincher. Yes. I said creator. Read the article and see if you don’t feel the same way afterwards. One of the BEST Vogue celebrity profiles in a LONG, LONG time. So much better than the generic and safe Sarah Jessica Parker/Jennifer Garner/Jessica Biel pieces we get all the f-cking time in fashion magazines that don’t offer anything insightful, provocative, or, more appropriately, because it is a FASHION magazine after all, stylish. Full Story

Who’s the most alone?

October 17, 2011 18:54:48 Posted at October 17, 2011 18:54:48
Duana Posted by Duana

Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 5 recapThank you as always, always, for the emails you send loving, hating, sharing your opinions.   One that comes up a lot is a request for a more comprehensive analysis –  and this seemed like a good place to start, even though my ‘thesis’ was laid out pretty plainly in dialogue for me. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 17, 2011 18:15:48 Posted at October 17, 2011 18:15:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s trying to head off someone who might be heading towards a married man and more in LifeStyle which has now been updated with two new posts. Click here to read.

Thanks to Beyonce, “Homage-ing” is what they’ll start calling it in school when you don’t cite a source and claim it as your own idea (Dlisted)

So...who do you believe? TMZ or Lindsay LOHAN. Right? (The Superficial)

Why can’t she call her out for being a drunken mess? Why fixate on the body? (Celebedge)

Ummmmm....ok? (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling lets her drive, and kisses her at the light. I love this. (Pop Sugar)

They Made to Measure around his thighs (Just Jared)

Bitch, please don’t ever make me think about that man and moisturiser ever again. (Cele|bitchy)

Holy sh-t Chris Hemsworth is really, really tall (Socialite Life)

I guess this is normal for a Vegas carpet (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I often wonder if Ashton Kutcher is a cautionary tale for Ben Affleck (I'm Not Obsessed)

Justin didn’t fix the shoe problem

October 17, 2011 17:15:23 Posted at October 17, 2011 17:15:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux attended the American CInematheque even in honour of Robert Downey Jr on Friday in Beverly Hills. I like him in a black on black suit. It’s too bad he couldn’t help her with her shoe problem. Look at her shoes. Bash your head against your desk. WHY does this keep happening? In other Jennifer Aniston news, Jacek and I stayed in on Friday night after getting home from a 10 day trip to Toronto and Montreal. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Chris: sweaters, lotteries, and love rats

October 17, 2011 16:02:32 Posted at October 17, 2011 16:02:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Coldplay’s new album Mylo Xyloto will be released a week today. The band is doing heavy promotion. That means interviews. Normally Chris Martin does not talk about his wife during interviews. Normally questions about Gwyneth Paltrow are banned in advance. Amazingly then, Chris acknowledges his wife in TWO separate new interviews, and manages to say nice things about her without scowling and running away. Full Story

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Action Homewrecker

October 17, 2011 15:45:23 Posted at October 17, 2011 15:45:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A marriage is over. A one year old baby will now grow up in a broken home. Because the dickhead of a father couldn’t resist the action star. He’s a crew member on her show, no one famous. She is the star of the show. And a major bitch. Was hated before she decided to f-ck up a family. Is even more hated now. Full Story

The Walking Dead: Season 2 begins

October 17, 2011 14:38:17 Posted at October 17, 2011 14:38:17
Sarah Posted by Sarah

The Walking Dead Season 2 Episode 1 recap Welcome to the weekly recaps of The Walking Dead. When thinking about what to do for these recaps, I started thinking about how TWD is a true water cooler show. DVR has kind of eliminated the water cooler show as most everyone watches stuff off their DVR now which means everyone’s viewing schedules are messed up and chances are if you start trying to talk about a show at work/school/wherever, someone is going to scream “SPOILERS NOOOO” and run out of the room crying and cursing your mother. Full Story

George promotes Stacy

October 17, 2011 14:07:17 Posted at October 17, 2011 14:07:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Descendants screened at the New York Film Festival last night. Buzz is so strong about this film, and George Clooney’s performance in it (directed by Alexander Payne, his first full length feature since the acclaimed Sideways) has people practically guaranteeing an Oscar nomination. All this on top of The Ides of March which also could contend at the Kodak. Full Story

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October 17, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

October 17, 2011 13:17:16 Posted at October 17, 2011 13:17:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dragana! Happy Belated Birthday! Trish wants to thank you for always having her back and she promises she’ll always have yours too. Your gift: Michael Fassbender. And good luck to Peacebuilders! I voted! Peacebuilders engages troubled youth and promotes discussion within their communities to resolve conflict, build consensus, find solutions, and develop action plans. Full Story