Zara Phillips marries

August 1, 2011 06:11:00 Posted at August 1, 2011 06:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is not a Duchess or a Highness of Serenity, or whatever it is that they call Charlene Wittstock over there in Monaco, but Zara Philips might actually be happier than both Catherine and the Prisoner Bride because 1. I think she allows herself to eat and drink and 2. She didn’t try to escape, obviously. Full Story

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August 1, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 1, 2011 05:50:13 Posted at August 1, 2011 05:50:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ana! Happy 24th Birthday! Marusa and Petra describe you as a “moderate, tame Twi-Hard”. And they’re right when they say those adjectives don’t normally come together to describe Twi-Hards. You must be an anomaly. They requested for you some “tea-pouring Robert Pattinson” and they call him Mr Broody. Full Story

Friday, July 29, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Rise of the Planet of the Apes premiered last night in Hollywood. James Franco was there, probably begrudgingly. He hasn’t really spoken highly of the film. At the same time, if we don’t like the movie, it’s not his problem, it’s ours.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

July 29, 2011 12:05:35 Posted at July 29, 2011 12:05:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is UP with her makeup??? (Dlisted)

Puppy Love on a t-shirt (The Superficial)

Freida is lovely in green (Go Fug Yourself)

That’s a child wearing Cher’s costume (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon in a bikini and she looks so happy on her honeymoon (Pop Sugar)

NO. Do not suggest this. Because it’s boring! (Just Jared)

Probably bullsh-t but wouldn’t it be great if Madonna had a cellulite-off with those bitches? (Cele|bitchy

Russell Edgington married! (Towleroad)

Alex Trebeck is a badass (The Blemish)

Becks on the beach with his boys but no Harper (Pink Is The New Blog)

Dace + Cake: Long Weekend giveaway!

July 29, 2011 11:59:00 Posted at July 29, 2011 11:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dace is a clothing company based in Vancouver. It’s one of Sasha’s favourites. And I wore their coats to Scotland in rainy March to shoot pre-coverage for the Royal Wedding. Well made, very stylish. Cake Beauty is one of Canada’s most well known beauty brands. I love their velveteen hand cream. Full Story

Alex’s old blonde and that brunette

July 29, 2011 10:59:36 Posted at July 29, 2011 10:59:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Bosworth showed up at Chateau Marmont last night – first sighting since it was reported that Alexander Skarsgard broke up with her, despite the fact that she was fighting it, and hard. She was with a few friends, one of whom looks a lot like (but isn’t) Benjamin Millepied, or the dude who gave Natalie Portman the most wonderful gift of life and creation. Full Story

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Who does GOOP have to bang?

July 29, 2011 09:59:00 Posted at July 29, 2011 09:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow hasn’t been very active on Twitter lately during her summer holiday. The last time she tweeted before today was on July 21st, a message about “Uncle Jay and KanYe” (who are coming to Vancouver!) Of course it’s “Uncle” because that’s what Apple and Moses call him. Full Story

She won’t cry or try to escape

July 29, 2011 09:31:00 Posted at July 29, 2011 09:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not a royal wedding, technically, right? Because Zara Phillips does not hold a royal title? Princess Anne specifically chose not to burden her children with one. But she is the Queen’s eldest granddaughter. So even though it’s not officially a royal wedding, there will be royals, many of them, in attendance. Full Story

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Reads in trees, compliments himself

July 29, 2011 08:36:19 Posted at July 29, 2011 08:36:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I snarked on Kellan Lutz a couple times yesterday because, obviously. He is more insufferable to me than ever since Comic-Con. And, you know, if I were him I’d be a little more careful about that secret because it’s no longer a secret anymore. Anyway, my friend Scott in New York, seeing that I was sh-tting on Kellan, being the bitchy, encouraging person that he is, sent me a scan from a recent issue of Us Weekly with an interview of Kellan Lutz. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse & the Foxy Filly

July 29, 2011 08:10:04 Posted at July 29, 2011 08:10:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This sounds like the title of a porn. Like some of that crazy ass equine sh-t when people do it with mares. Don’t pretend you’re shocked. This happens. A lot. It is not a porn, obviously, unfortunately, but it does have to do with the member of the British royal family who is voted most likely to participate in one – and of course that would be Hot Harry who, this weekend, is expected at the wedding of his cousin Zara Phillips in Scotland but who, for today, is making headlines for the nickname he’s allegedly given the sister of his sister-in-law: Foxy Filly Whatever. Full Story

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July 29, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 29, 2011 07:31:19 Posted at July 29, 2011 07:31:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Chloe who is about to give birth to her first baby with love from Lindsey who says you’re the best friend ever who’ll be the best mom ever. Good luck! Happy Birthday to Emily from Sonoma – why get others when you can do it yourself, with even better results? You cracked me up with your comment about 6 inches of additional height on Taylor Kitsch. Full Story