When what makes sense doesn’t actually work

July 27, 2011 13:59:35 Posted at July 27, 2011 13:59:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In a certain celebrity matchmaking universe, Ellen Page + Jesse Eisenberg would constitute a duh, oh yeah, totally slamdunk. Look at those quirky hipsters with their weird ticks, and the way they both speedtalk, and he hasn’t watched tv or a movie since 1988 and neither has she because they spend all their time collecting chairs with only 3 legs and reading Kant! They belong together! Except, as is often the case when two people totally belong together on paper, when you put them together it becomes kinda . Full Story

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Bad trailer but it offers a glimpse

July 27, 2011 12:27:17 Posted at July 27, 2011 12:27:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When you woke up today, did you think I’d compliment Robert Pattinson OVER Colin Firth? I am about to. So, in our ongoing review of new trailers I may have missed over the last week or so due to sh-tty wireless at Comic-Con, this is the one they’ve released for Bel Ami due in theatres.. Full Story

Dead Showrunning Walking

July 27, 2011 11:46:55 Posted at July 27, 2011 11:46:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Oh boy. So the showrunner of The Walking Dead, Frank Darabont, has stepped down. All the usual caveats apply. Don’t know him, never worked with, etc. I’m not surprised. The first season was six episodes. Which were based on a comic book, and Darabont wrote them, in whole or in part, himself. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 27, 2011 11:24:00 Posted at July 27, 2011 11:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another example of how love or lust can make you do stupid, stupid things (Dlisted)

Oh look, is Blake Lively playing herself in a movie again?
(The Superficial)

Matthew Lewis’s future eats in Spain (Pop Sugar)

Too soon? (Buzznet)

Anna Paquin looks super cute in a black and white dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma Stone’s mom has the best feet (Just Jared)

Beyonce wants to own Goop (Cele|bitchy

Ashlee Simpson hangs out with some sketchy people (Celebuzz)

Remember when you all thought Katie Holmes was pregnant three months ago? When can we stop bumpwatching? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The crusade against airbrushing (E! Online)

Bad movies people will see

July 27, 2011 09:54:00 Posted at July 27, 2011 09:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

More trailer analysis... I don’t actually know how a movie like New Year’s Eve keeps making itself. But now you know why Ashton Kutcher went back to television. Even he couldn’t stand this sh-t anymore. Let’s put the tall guy and the short girl together and make them kiss! What is it? It’s a series of cute formulaic movie scenes with so called Chick Lit snappy dialogue. Full Story

Kate & Alex: it’s done

July 27, 2011 08:44:55 Posted at July 27, 2011 08:44:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On his part, anyway. For her... well... she doesn’t let go easily. Here’s another thing all gossips agree on, and what we discussed one night during dinner: this bitch is crazy. So Us Weekly is reporting that after two years, Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard are done. Full Story

Un-Hear! Un-Hear!

July 27, 2011 07:51:39 Posted at July 27, 2011 07:51:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Halle Berry won her Oscar and then made a piece of sh-t called Catwoman? Well, Main Street isn’t Catwoman, not quite, but, um, as Laura wrote to me yesterday, “I think that Colin Firth made a big, big mistake.” This trailer... it’s horrifying. More specifically, the accents, they are HORRIFYING. Full Story

Three Weeks & a Friend’s Couch

July 27, 2011 07:32:00 Posted at July 27, 2011 07:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two separate riddles here... 1. It was instant attraction when they started rehearsals, despite the fact that he’s supposed to be happily married. On set flirtation, some touching in the trailer, soon became after work “prep time”, and heavy petting in the car, and before long it was a full blown affair. Full Story

Two halves of handsome

July 27, 2011 07:22:32 Posted at July 27, 2011 07:22:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The same day that George Clooney’s The Ides of March was confirmed for the Toronto International Film Festival, they also released the first poster. Thoughts? I’m all over it. Totally into it. Is it a copy of something? I’m sure you know-it-alls will tell me. But even if it is, I think it’s wonderful anyway. Full Story

SJP through Asia

July 27, 2011 07:09:58 Posted at July 27, 2011 07:09:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah Jessica Parker is currently travelling through Asia for Artistry on Ice. So at first I thought Artistry on Ice, like, it couldn’t be figure skating, right? What could SJP possibly be doing on a figure skating tour? Probably jewellery, has to be jewellery. No. Turns out it really is figure skating:“ARTISTRY on ICE, China’s own world class figure skating brand, created by SECA Ltd. Full Story

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July 27, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 27, 2011 06:49:32 Posted at July 27, 2011 06:49:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heidi! You’re heading to New York! Farewell and good luck with so much love from your best friend Helena who will miss you but is thrilled for you too. Please. It’s an excuse to go to NYC. And a couch to sleep on! Seppi and Suki will miss hanging with Ramon! For Sally from Ellen who requested for you some Jon Hamm, vintage Matt Dillon (circa 1980s), and Scott Speedman. Full Story