48 hours to Mimi Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2012 20:29:58 July 31, 2012 20:29:58

Mimi’s lambily received a surprise yesterday: she posted a photo of herself to announce the new single, Triumphant (Get ‘Em), dropping on Thursday. Thursday is Mimi Day. Of course it’s golden luxe. Of course you can’t see one of her arms because it’s just too slender. Full Story

Revolting.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2012 19:41:13 July 31, 2012 19:41:13
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But... I can’t look away. It’s Ed Westwick, my Shame F-ck, today in New York heading to his trailer on the set of Gossip Girl. You don’t have to tell me. I KNOW. But, as explained over and over, that’s the point of a Shame F-ck. And, most importantly, no daylight, which for some reason Mila Kunis can’t seem to figure out. Full Story

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Kristen, Robert, and a rented U-Haul

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2012 18:35:53 July 31, 2012 18:35:53
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Twi-Hards are really mad at US Weekly. After all, US Weekly had the world exclusive on last week’s biggest story, the story that will continue to dominate headlines for ...a while. A reader called Andrea emailed this hilarious link to me yesterday. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2012 18:22:22 July 31, 2012 18:22:22

Great. The guy I wanted to be Gale might be a sexual predator. (Dlisted)

Oh look, Lindsay Lohan’s acting c-nty about taking off her clothes while starring in a movie with a porn star (The Superficial)

While you’re off camping, here’s how Beyonce and Jay-Z are roughing it (Too Fab)

Kristen Wiig and Fabrizio Moretti being all kissy (Pop Sugar)

Sofia Vergara on her chest size (Cele|bitchy)

Justin Bieber takes his dad to the fish house (Just Jared)

Twitter is the skinny girl’s best friend (Hollywood Tuna)

Mischa Barton gets f-cked over by the paps? (Amy Grindhouse)

Mila Kunis is sweaty (Popoholic)

What are these pants? I don’t get it (Go Fug Yourself)

Royal Olympic Love!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2012 17:08:38 July 31, 2012 17:08:38
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SPOILER. William, his Catherine, and Hot Harry watched Zara Phillips and Team GB win the silver medal today in equestrian! Zara did not medal herself but of all people, with her family origins, she’d be the first to say the individual is not important. As for Will and Kate... There’s some husband/wife flirting going on here, non? SO cute. Full Story

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Swifty and a Kennedy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2012 16:39:35 July 31, 2012 16:39:35
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Taylor Swift is dating Conor Kennedy. He's the son of Robert Kennedy Jr and the recently deceased Mary Kennedy. Here they are this weekend at the Kennedy compound in Hyannisport. I'm told it's at least her second visit there. My sources also tell me exclusively that she's put an offer in on a property next to the compound. Full Story

Fun at work with Jessica & James

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2012 15:51:41 July 31, 2012 15:51:41
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It’s going to be a good day. Always when there are new James McAvoy pictures. This is James on the set of The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby in New York yesterday with Jessica Chastain. As you can see, Jessica and James seem to get on well, play-fighting at work, lots of laughs even though they play wife and husband in a troubled marriage. Full Story

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Rachel Weisz & the Queen’s escort

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2012 14:45:32 July 31, 2012 14:45:32
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Daniel Craig wore the sh-t out of that black tuxedo as he “escorted” Her Majesty to the Opening Ceremony, didn’t he? How extra is it when he’s Blue Steel pouting up the stairs on his way to pick her up? Craig made his first appearance since the Opening Ceremony last night at the premiere of The Bourne Legacy. Full Story

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Crunch time for Jeremy Renner

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 31, 2012 14:31:14 July 31, 2012 14:31:14
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I don’t know if you noticed—I certainly did—but back in April when The Avengers press tour was going on, Jeremy Renner had the distressing habit of showing up to every major event in an incredibly shiny suit. He had a definite Shiny Suit Problem. It was tragic and horrifying and I couldn’t stop pointing it out. Full Story

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Catherine misses gymnastics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2012 13:47:34 July 31, 2012 13:47:34
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Catherine Cambridge was not with Princes William and Harry as were agonising over men’s gymnastics yesterday and Team GB’s remarkable achievement. Instead she was probably getting ready to attend the UK’s Creative Industries Reception at the Royal Academy of Arts. Here’s Kate in dove grey and a regal updo which, I mean, I know she’s a royal person and these hairstyles are kind of expected from royal ladies but I dunno, it’s not my favourite and I also think it’s way too fancy for what she’s wearing. Full Story

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July 31, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2012 13:21:29 July 31, 2012 13:21:29
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Juwon! Happy Birthday from your sister Shola who requested for you photos of John Cho, Jesse Bradford, and Idris Elba. THANK YOU. Cho has never been the lead off shout-out photo before on this blow. I know it’s been a lot this year. Wishing you a smoother second half. And good luck with the book! To Carole-Anne in Nebraska who is missing home - the True North misses you back! Didn’t we look great on Friday night? See attached. Full Story