Johnny needs the foreign money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2012 13:55:37 May 14, 2012 13:55:37
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Johnny Depp spent the weekend in Japan promoting Dark Shadows. You know they love him there. They come through for him every time there. And he’ll need them to again because, well, The Avengers owns his ass; The Avengers owns everyone’s ass. Dark Shadows opened in second position at the box office this weekend to only $28 million. Full Story

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May 14, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2012 13:37:58 May 14, 2012 13:37:58

Stacey! Steph and “Bee” are sorry they couldn’t fly to Calgary for your birthday. But the annual tradition of a birthday shout-out continues: Happy Birthday! We miss and love you so much Auntie Daych!! Fingers crossed you are able to sell the house and we can have a belated celebration in Toronto this summer! Love from your useless sister Steph and your future celebrity gossiping niece Ofeibea! "Bee"And Congratulations to Carlee who is expecting her first with love from Melissa who says you’ll never become a member of the MiniVan Majority! Remember, it’s not what you drive; it’s an attitude. Full Story

Friday, May 11, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Cameron Diaz confirmed two new projects this week - The Counselor with Ridley Scott starring Michael Fassbender from a script written by Cormac McCarthy (so, you know, not What To Expect When You’re Expecting) and an action comedy with Benicio Del Toro.  Read Full Intro

The Cambridges rising

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2012 20:36:41 May 11, 2012 20:36:41

Since I'm spending the weekend in England, I thought it'd be a good way to wrap up the week with English love. Prince William and Catherine attended the Our Greatest Team Rises BOA Olympic Concert tonight at Royal Albert Hall in fancy dress. The Cambridges will be very active during the Games. And then after it's another royal tour. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2012 19:59:55 May 11, 2012 19:59:55

Sasha finds me a tuxedo blazer for Duana’s wedding in LifeStyle

This used to be a face from Saved By The Bell, OMG (Dlisted)

Oh good. Chris Brown still wants to smash women like pumpkins (The Superficial)

So...how long will Orlando Bloom’s Pirates money last him? (Just Jared)

Why couldn’t she have worn this to Coachella? (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Alba goes to a mom award show (Pop Sugar)

Ummm...why did this have to be televised? (Cele|bitchy)

Kanye will probably marry Kim on the anniversary of her previous wedding (Evil Beet Gossip)

I would totally wear this too if I were her (The  Fashion Spot)

A rare miss for Leslie Mann (Go Fug Yourself)

Colbert & Anna Wintour – do you think she gets him? (Towleroad)  

Slum Love On Prime Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2012 19:00:05 May 11, 2012 19:00:05
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Jennifer Lopez performed Dance Again on American Idol last night. I’m in London so I didn’t watch live. But so many of you emailed about it I woke up this morning to check out the video. Why the interest? Well because her lover and backup dancer turned “lead choreographer” Casper Smart makes a grand entrance. Full Story

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Landryyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2012 18:00:09 May 11, 2012 18:00:09
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You didn’t think I’d let today go by without shouting out Landry, did you? No, Landry gets his own post, motherf-ckers!Check out Jesse Plemons like a young Moriarity last night at the LA premiere of Battleship with his ...girlfriend? So does Landry get to be part of the movie? You know the movie is happening, right?It’s really, really, really happening. Full Story

Gwyneth takes Jen’s job

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2012 16:32:26 May 11, 2012 16:32:26
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Hugo Boss is launching a new fragrance for women: Boss Nuit Pour Femme. And the face of Boss Nuit? Gwyneth PaltrowG told WWD that: "To me, the Boss woman is driven, ambitious and goes after what she wants but she balances being strong and very feminine at the same time - characteristics that I strive towards in my own life. Full Story

Taylor Kitsch buzzed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2012 15:12:35 May 11, 2012 15:12:35
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You like it? I don’t like it. Especially since his hair looked so good two weeks ago at CinemaCon - click here for a refresher. Here’s Taylor Kitsch, freshly buzzed, at the LA premiere of Battleship last night. Also attached - Alexander Skarsgard, Liam Neeson, and Brooklyn Decker who is getting completely out-styled by Rihanna every time they step out together. Full Story

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Johnny (finally) says it’s fine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2012 14:08:03 May 11, 2012 14:08:03
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The British papers are wrong...a lot. But you have to love them for going there when you need them to. They went there with Johnny Depp the other night at the UK premiere of Dark Shadows asking him straight up about his relationship with Vanessa Paradis after months of reporting, led by PEOPLE Magazine, that the two were finished. Full Story

Life's too short

Duana Posted by Duana at May 11, 2012 13:57:04 May 11, 2012 13:57:04
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The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 22 recapIsn't that right?  No matter how long a time on earth, isn't the person always gone too soon?   Isn't there always more you could have said or done?  Greater wishes you had to be with them, say the last thing? Nobody ever says, at the end of a life, “well, that was about the exact right time. Full Story

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