Drew’s wedding and the dreaded pose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2012 15:21:13 June 6, 2012 15:21:13

I don’t know why I’m surprised. At this point, whenever a celebrity sells something, no matter how intimate, why should we be surprised? But still you hope. You hope that there are still a few of them who resist and don’t. That they keep something to themselves. I thought that Drew Barrymore might be one of those. Full Story

The Queen & Her (only) Heirs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2012 14:47:36 June 6, 2012 14:47:36
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All I remember reading in advance about the balcony appearance and flypast was that the Queen would be accompanied by “senior members of the Royal Family”. Senior means only the Waleses? There’s always something new to learn, see? Just Charles with his wife and children, the heir and the heir’s heir and his spare. Full Story

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June 6, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2012 13:58:52 June 6, 2012 13:58:52
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Bernadette! Happy Birthday with love from Lucy! Congratulations on Frankie (LOVE the name) and by request, here’s our Mimi performing in Monaco the other day, trying not to fall over. And for Isabelle who is “in serious need of some Matt Bomer pics to get me through hump day” - how beautiful did he look in his shiny tux at the CFDAs the other night? Full Story

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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Are you Jubileed out yet? I am so totally not. But I do wonder if Hot Harry is tired of wearing a suit all the time. Given how much he complains about it, he’s probably ready to get back into his jeans. And ring Chelsy.  Read Full Intro

Annie gives me another excuse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 21:38:16 June 5, 2012 21:38:16
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When I was 19 I had my hair cut like this. Maybe even shorter. Then all 4 of my wisdom teeth came out and I lost a lot of weight. My mother said I was horrifying. She didn’t want our relatives to come over because she thought they’d spread rumours that I’d contracted AIDS. What? I haven’t mentioned before that my mother is ignorant? I really, really hated my hair then, not because my mother called it AIDS hair, but because I wanted to love it so much and it just wasn’t right for me. Full Story

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Aaron Paul is not Jesse Pinkman

Maria Posted by Maria at June 5, 2012 21:16:01 June 5, 2012 21:16:01
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(Lainey: Ready for the final season of Breaking Bad? The recaps are coming. But first, every week leading up to the premiere, Maria’s posting previews. Then we’ll be recapping the new episodes.) Aaron Paul is not Jesse Pinkman. But in my mind he is. Because I want him to be. Aaron Paul doesn’t do a ton of press; I don’t know if that’s by design or by demand, but this two-page New York Magazine piece Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 20:23:03 June 5, 2012 20:23:03

Really??? Is this such a big ass deal? (The Superficial)

Lindsay Lohan, TV Movies, and super budget photography. Also this is her audition for True Blood? (Dlisted)

Kate Winslet loves her ass (Celeb|itchy)

Miley Cyrus super cute spotted dress (Hollywood Tuna)

George takes Stacy to Cabo again...but will she make it through an entire summer in Como? (Pop Sugar)

Jessica Biel claims to understand Mad Men (Just Jared)

Fashion Fontrum: what Heather Graham wore to the CFDAs (Popoholic)

WHY would Casper Smart tattoo his penis when JLo already bought him a truck??? (Amy Grindhouse)

Grace Jones > Cheryl Cole, right? (Towleroad)

Mila Kunis’s dress really was rather vaginal (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Kristen Stewart’s labels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 20:11:18 June 5, 2012 20:11:18

Here’s Kristen Stewart’s Vanity Fair spread by the ever-unimaginative Mario Testino. Are we ever going to be over him? Mario Testino is the Jay Leno of photographers. Chill Twi-Hards. I’m not saying she’s not beautiful. She is always beautiful, and if you could read properly I wouldn’t have to repeat this so many times. Full Story

SMUT Toronto June 25!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 19:50:01 June 5, 2012 19:50:01

The 1st ever SMUT Vancouver happens this Thursday. But we are going on SEVEN years in Toronto. Ready? Remind me to tell you about Halle Berry, and what it was like in a room with Julia Roberts. Actually, the real story happened BEFORE I got in the room. Put Reese Witherspoon on that list too. Full Story

Ellen & Alia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 18:26:50 June 5, 2012 18:26:50
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Only 5 of you, and that includes Duana, will probably care about this post which breaks my heart. Especially since if I actually broke protocol and wrote about Kim Kardashian, thousands of you would read it. Never! Click on this instead! Ellen Page and Alia Shawkat went to the Kings-Devils game last night. Full Story

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Ryan’s home with his “girlfriend”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 17:56:30 June 5, 2012 17:56:30
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As I mentioned yesterday, Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are on holiday in Canada. Click here for a refresher on the previous article with my suggestion about a Canadian road trip. And their next destination after Montreal was indeed Toronto. For those of you keeping track, now that they’re out of Montreal, they stayed at the Hotel Le St-James. Full Story