Leo from the 80s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2012 16:40:40 August 27, 2012 16:40:40
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Leonardo DiCaprio is shooting a new movie with Martin Scorsese called The Wolf Of Wall Street. Here he is on set in New York the last few days wearing dark hair and a suit cut from the 80s. Costume designers don’t get enough credit sometimes for hitting exactly the right notes in the details. Full Story

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Ashley Greene still isn’t Kristen Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2012 15:45:44 August 27, 2012 15:45:44
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About a week before US Weekly exposed the Kristen Stewart-Rupert Sanders affair, a brilliantly hilarious item appeared in Page Six about how Ashley Greene was taking over Stewart as the go-to girl from Twilight. Click here for a refresher. Somehow the Post’s writer managed to get through the article without choking on Greene’s publicist. Full Story

The New York Times Fangirls Maude Apatow

Maria Posted by Maria at August 27, 2012 15:00:04 August 27, 2012 15:00:04

A few hours after my post on Maude Apatow went up on Friday (click here if you missed it), The New York Times posted a story on her: “She’s 14, Going on 140 Characters.” The article is supremely annoying (as these types of articles in the Times can be), but this one is especially patronizing and glib. Full Story

August 27, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2012 14:02:17 August 27, 2012 14:02:17

Happy Birthday Lisa from Fredericton with love from your best friend Becky! I’m sorry that he turned out to be a cliché and that you might not be able to forgive me. But we will always have Mark Ruffalo. I will try never, ever to ruin Mark Ruffalo.  Full Story

Friday, August 24, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Earlier this week when Prince Harry’s naked photos were posted online everywhere outside of England, the Royal Family issued a warning to British media outlets that they were not to publish the pictures because it would constitute a violation of the Prince’s privacy.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 20:38:12 August 24, 2012 20:38:12

Sasha’s top mascara picks and new favourite jeans in LifeStyle

More Hot Harry? Will we get to zoom in on a freckle this time? (Dlisted)

My love affair with Miley’s hair continues (Too Fab)

Olivia Wilde in a black bikini (The Superficial)

Nicole Kidman in another pair of F-CKING KITTEN HEELS! (Just Jared)

Is it DKNY or is it Ashley Greene that’s the problem? Because these clothes are for... pageants and not carpets (Hollywood Tuna)

I think I might be a Twi-Hard for Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield (Pop Sugar)

Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe bitch-fight? Or is some tabloid idiot not aware that their characters don’t get along in the story? (Cele|bitchy)

Madonna keeps picking fights with people and ...are we exhausted for her yet? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Of course Jennifer Aniston wants to get married in a bikini (Celebedge)

Isla Fisher wearing gross satin shoes (Go Fug Yourself)

I would never trade her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 20:22:04 August 24, 2012 20:22:04

You know what people always say when someone’s an embarrassment? Can we trade him/her? Maybe this is just what happens in Canada. A lot of people have been doing it this week with the announcement of that engagement. You know the one. I’ve even heard Canadians suggest Celine Dion now and again. Full Story

Jon Snow and the Wildling in real life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 19:38:23 August 24, 2012 19:38:23
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TMZ has photos of Ygritte and Jon Snow a couple of weeks ago being all sweet and romantic at a London restaurant. Click here to see. Apparently they were kissing too. OK fine so they’re probably dating in real life but more importantly...do they f-ck in the story? I really want them to. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper movies with Asians

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 18:21:57 August 24, 2012 18:21:57
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The Asian guy in The Hangover was funny, wasn’t he? All ching-chongy and small dicky, like a buck-toothed little pet you bring with you to a party for comic relief. It was so great that they brought him back for the second one. I mean, what’s a comedy these days without a joke about yellow people with tiny penises? Bradley Cooper’s in another movie opening this weekend that (partly) relies on the same humour. Full Story

The Family Apatow

Maria Posted by Maria at August 24, 2012 18:12:36 August 24, 2012 18:12:36
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There’s a marked difference, to me, between a child star and a child actor. Miley Cyrus was a child star, Dakota Fanning was a child actor who became famous. I would count Maude and Iris Apatow in the child actor column because they only appear in their dad Judd’s movies (and their mom Leslie Mann is always their mom). Full Story