Big. TIFF.

July 26, 2011 08:30:58 Posted at July 26, 2011 08:30:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Toronto International Film Festival has just announced its initial line-up and it’s a blockbuster. This year will be a blockbuster. What? You want some names? How about these names: George ClooneyBrad PittMadonnaU2 – the opening night gala And SO many more. I’m just trying to process the press release now so my thoughts might be all over the place but here’s a quick snapshot: Clooney will present both The Descendents, directed by Alexander Payne, and his own film The Ides of March, also starring Ryan Gosling. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Zoe Shoe Lust

July 26, 2011 08:19:37 Posted at July 26, 2011 08:19:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’re on to the last feature in our BAND-AID® Brand Celebrity Shoe Lust feature - the best shoes worn so far this year. Killer stacks. Likely killer pain. Heels. Straps. Toe pinch. Whatever. BAND-AID® Brand makes it all go away. Click here Full Story

The GMD could totally do Nessun Dorma

July 26, 2011 07:49:56 Posted at July 26, 2011 07:49:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As we all know, the GMD got really into the singing for Rock of Ages. And they keep trying to tell us that he can actually sing for real. That we will be amazed by his vocal abilities. That his voice will complete you. Was this part of the contract? Because one after another they’re trotting them out to deliver these lines, the same lines, so if it’s not overly obvious then, um, it must be true??? According to his Rock of Ages co-star Malin Ackerman: "You will be shocked. Full Story

July 26, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 26, 2011 07:01:51 Posted at July 26, 2011 07:01:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dearest Jane, happy bday sis! Where would I be without you?! A little taller I guess (more milk for me) and a little fatter (less competition). If I could get you anything (other than the iPad you demanded), you know I'd have Michael Muhney standing on your door step wearing only a big red bow! Love ya sis. Full Story

Monday, July 25, 2011

Dear Gossips,

My favourite Amy Winehouse Song is Tears Dry On Their Own. How could such a happy sounding song be, at its heart, so terribly, terribly sad? He walks away, the sun goes downHe takes the day but I’m goneAnd in your wayIn this blue shadeMy tears dry on their ownBlue Shade is exactly what it is.  Read Full Intro

Mimi is bleak and pow pow

July 25, 2011 13:59:48 Posted at July 25, 2011 13:59:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you feel like sh-t today, I PROMISE you, watch this, watch this RIGHT NOW, and Mimi will make you feel better. In fact, any time you feel like sh-t watch this. And Mimi will heal it all. Mimi was back on HSN this weekend selling her butterfly cheap sh-t. The product doesn’t matter though. Full Story

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The BFF hates me,my thin cousin,waitress + manager

July 25, 2011 12:31:19 Posted at July 25, 2011 12:31:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, I'm looking for perspective on a matter and really hope you can help. My husband's best friend was in and out of our lives till about 5 years ago. 5 years ago the friend stopped calling or coming around. Full Story

JLo is free

July 25, 2011 11:37:43 Posted at July 25, 2011 11:37:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lopez spent the weekend in Miami, part of it luxuriating on a yacht in a bikini, ready for the next after formally announcing her divorce from Marc Anthony. It's freedom. And relief. And, for us, it's as you've all been agreeing, very good for gossip. This is the most you've cared about her in years. Full Story

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Leighton Meester Sues – and is Sued

July 25, 2011 11:03:36 Posted at July 25, 2011 11:03:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana I finished reading “Random Family” a few weeks ago, and it’s one of those books I wish I could have back. Like I wish I could not have read it already so that I could read it again. It chronicles 12 years in the lives of a sister and brother who are both deep in the drug trade. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 25, 2011 10:54:44 Posted at July 25, 2011 10:54:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Um, MUCH prefer Matt Damon bald to this (Dlisted)

Comic-Con is great, but they let in a LOT of riffraff (The Superficial)

Adele on Amy Winehouse (OMG!)

I really, REALLY want Bar Rafaeli and Blake Lively to pose in bikinis side by side (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate and Matt are making sure the firstborn still has fun (Pop Sugar)

In person...she is INCREDIBLY beautiful (Just Jared)

Oh look. Lindsay LOHAN is super serious about community service (Cele|bitchy)

I met him this weekend. And he has many advantages over Kellan Lutz. Including the ability to walk and talk at the same time. (Socialite Life)

Pippa keeps training (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why do I feel like Christie Brinkley would be a MESS on a reality show? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Jolie & the Duchess: thin friends and shoe friends

July 25, 2011 09:14:15 Posted at July 25, 2011 09:14:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were spotted together at the Dorchester in London on Saturday. You know who used to stay at the Dorchester? Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. It was one of their favourites. They’d have massive rows there and then wake everyone up all over again with their f-cking. Full Story

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