Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 19:30:45 December 15, 2011 19:30:45

Sasha finds Clothes for Chemo and SJP’s cords in LifeStyle

How long before Lindsay Lohan is thin-jealous of her sister…if not already? (The Superficial)

The title of this article and then the article itself made me laugh so hard (Dlisted)

Is TinTin gay? (Towleroad)

Who is this person? The paps keep shooting her this week and I have NO idea (Hollywood Tuna)

Grey Brad goes for dinner while accumulating nominations (Pop Sugar)

JLO wins the dumbest title ever (Just Jared)

Really surprised this girl hasn’t been linked to Leo yet (Popoholic)

The Notebook on Broadway (Celebuzz)

Matt Damon Santa is SUPER cute (Hollywood PQ)

“Aloof’s” takes all the nice clothes and lets her sister shop at Guess (Go Fug Yourself)

The GMD’s big pressure week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 18:15:21 December 15, 2011 18:15:21
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PPNY/GSNY/Splash

Tom Cruise is back in New York, seen here today with Katie Holmes and Little Sci, pushing through some last minute photo opportunities before Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (God that colon is so f-cking annoying) opens (in limited) tomorrow. See how skilled his security is? They do a great job of avoiding getting in the shot. Full Story

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Hot Harry Island-Hopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 17:23:23 December 15, 2011 17:23:23
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Bauer, Splash

Her Majesty’s Diamond Jubilee is next year and she plans to spend it at home, visiting her people across the kingdom, sending out her royals in her stead to represent her in the lands of the commonwealth. (I wanted that to sound like it came off a scroll. Did it?) Prince Charles is off to Canada, Papua New Guinea, Australia, and New Zealand. Full Story

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“Aloof” has a nomination

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 16:29:06 December 15, 2011 16:29:06
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WENN

Click here if you missed yesterday’s article about why the self-described “aloof” Rooney Mara is so f-cking annoying. You know what that says about a person? The person who calls herself “aloof”? The person who calls herself “aloof” spends a lot of time contemplating her own perceived “aloofness”. Full Story

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It’s hard out there for a female director

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 15, 2011 16:20:53 December 15, 2011 16:20:53
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Wenn, Jason Kempin/Getty

A couple months ago, Marvel Studios announced that Patty Jenkins, director of Monster, would be in charge of Thor 2, which was very exciting as it was only the second time a woman would be in charge of a superhero tent pole project (Lexi Alexander was the first to do so with Punisher: War Zone—this would’ve been the first time a woman was in charge of a superhero movie with the potential to actually be good). Full Story

The Guest List is all that matters

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 15:51:28 December 15, 2011 15:51:28
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Kevin Winter/Getty

This should be the motto of the Golden Globes. And if you’re here for the Gossip, that certainly works in your favour. Big ups to Kristen Wiig. Love that Bridesmaids was recognised instead of The Hangover. Love that Wiig was included among Best Actresses Comedy although, um, you can tell they were kinda stretching, non? When there are 10 total lead acting spots to fill, there’s a lot of love to go around. Full Story

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December 15, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 15:29:49 December 15, 2011 15:29:49

Lora! Good luck today at/during the c-section, OMG! You’ll be great, the baby will be great; it’ll be so easy, I can feel it. And I am holding you to your promise while you recover - a newborn and a laptop in your arms! To Marina from your sister Monika who says Ryan Gosling is “a little too perfect” for her taste but that he suits you just fine. Full Story

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Today it was the SAGs. Tomorrow it’s the Golden Globes. The Globes don’t mean much, no. But they will tell us who’ll be getting drunk on live television. As for what happened at the Screen Actors Guild Award nominations... The Help happened, that’s what.  Read Full Intro

Best of 2011: Hot Harry cuddles the dog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 23:27:03 December 14, 2011 23:27:03
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Bauer, Splash

Hot Harry is so hot to me that sometimes, when he’s being extra hot, like over and above his standard hot, I let out a gross pervy groan. I am not proud of this. But it is true. And it’s what I just did when reviewing these photos of Prince Harry at Ascot in May. Mostly because he’s being so f-cking cute with the dog. Full Story

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Best of 2011: Tall Is Not Cute

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 22:25:33 December 14, 2011 22:25:33
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Splash

One of the articles that elicited the most response all year - Duana’s piece, inspired by Blake Lively, on how Tall Is Not Cute. We heard from A LOT of tall girls that week. An overwhelming majority fist pumping in agreement. If you missed it, I’ve reprinted it below. (Also I just had to revisit the part where Duana addresses Sasha’s height. Full Story

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