Cameron 39

August 30, 2011 11:54:03 Posted at August 30, 2011 11:54:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz is 39 years old today. She’s currently working on What To Expect When You’re Expecting. The other day it was a scene without a fake bump, her hair curly, in a robe, and a pair of dance shoes. Those are dance shoes, right? It’s not exactly a kitten heel but it reminded me of when everyone was wearing those kitten heels, even she was wearing that kitten heel… 10 years ago. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 30, 2011 11:08:00 Posted at August 30, 2011 11:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m at a shoot today and tomorrow that’s taking up a lot of my time which is why the site in the afternoon might be a bit light. Have been trying to get up super early to get through some content but there may be still an interruption to your gossip schedule. Should be fully back to normal on Thursday when I get home to Vancouver. A thousand apologies for the inconvenience and thanks for your understanding. Also, I still miss Beyonce’s fetus.

Lindsay Lohan you desperate stupid bitch (The Superficial)

Becks is judging the fat guy (Dlisted)

LeAnn Rimes continues to pattern herself after the first wife (Amy Grindhouse)

Even when it’s blurry, Bar’s ass is ridiculous (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Hudson in a bikini after baby! And guess what colour? (Popsugar)

Jakey’s exes are hugging (Just Jared)

Cheryl Cole emerges! (Popoholic)

If you still care about Glee, here’s a sneak peek (Celebuzz)

Wishful thinking, or did no one care about her at the VMAs? (The Blemish)

Zoe Saldana…her shoes…again (Go Fug Yourself)

Mutant Actor Dad

August 30, 2011 10:14:26 Posted at August 30, 2011 10:14:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hugh Jackman has been on holiday with his wife, kids, and dog in St Tropez. F-ck if I could only take my dogs on holiday. We are the assholes who miss our dogs all the time when we’re away. It’s not only how badly we feel about having to rely on friends to look after them - they are very well looked after with many activities to occupy their day including ball chases, trip to the well, and hikes - it’s also the fact we always return to two little resentful bastards that hold it against you for several days afterwards. Full Story

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Sloppy Casting

August 30, 2011 09:14:57 Posted at August 30, 2011 09:14:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Sometimes the good just keeps on coming. I’m so happy for all of you who love Sloppy Firsts, who have been celebratey with us or who have discovered it for the first time. And now – now, there’s a movie in the works. Full Story

“George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend” is a category now

August 30, 2011 08:27:13 Posted at August 30, 2011 08:27:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Venice opens tomorrow. And George Clooney’s The Ides of March opens Venice tomorrow. By the way, speaking of The Ides of March… Both Clooney’s The Ides of March and Brad Pitt’s Moneyball screen at TIFF at Roy Thompson Hall on September 9th, one right after the other. Can you imagine what downtown Toronto will look like that night? Back to back? But first… it’s Italy. Full Story

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Miss Zahara and Vivienne in Vanity Fair!

August 30, 2011 07:39:00 Posted at August 30, 2011 07:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie covers the new issue of Vanity Fair. I’m writing this on a shoot. We’re waiting around as they build the set. Ben Mulroney and I are killing time admiring the Jolie’s face. We have very different taste. But all tastes, most tastes, I think they intersect at the Jolie’s face. Full Story

Matt Damon: GOOP Is the best

August 30, 2011 07:14:52 Posted at August 30, 2011 07:14:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Matt Damon loves Gwyneth Paltrow. And many of you love Matt Damon. So do you love Gwyneth Paltrow now? Or have I just made you angry telling you that he too is up her ass, along with so many other famous people, even after she broke his best friend’s heart? Then again, most people, including Ben Affleck, understood why she broke his heart. Full Story

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Prison Bride dragged out for duty

August 30, 2011 06:52:39 Posted at August 30, 2011 06:52:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look at him in the first photo attached, glancing back at his wife, the Serene Highness of Captivity Princess Charlene, as if he can barely stand her, and can’t be bothered to conceal it. Dick. The Monte Carlo Golf Club was celebrating its 100th anniversary on Sunday. So Prince Albert of Monaco had to show up for the occasion, dragging his nauseous bride along for the photo opportunity, the best illustration of “a smile that doesn’t reach the eyes” that I’ve ever seen. Full Story

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August 30, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 30, 2011 06:35:05 Posted at August 30, 2011 06:35:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Megan! Very lucky day for a very lucky baby girl! Una said you’ll be coming home today? Welcome home! And do let me know what you call her! This is for Diego (but mostly Laura’s mom) who played with Jessica Biel’s dog, while Justin Timberlake watched, yesterday in Toronto. Full Story

Monday, August 29, 2011

Dear Gossips,

What was more boner deflating at the VMAs last night? The Hunger Games preview or the Britney Spears Tribute? I choose option A. Because while the Britney tribute has given us a LOT to talk about in the form of what’s growing inside Beyonce, The Hunger Games teaser was simply.  Read Full Intro

Two bad drunks

August 29, 2011 13:29:51 Posted at August 29, 2011 13:29:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shia LaBeouf attended a party the other night in Hollywood with his girlfriend. He was seated with Marilyn Manson. Life & Style says he got drunk and started spraying people with water from his mouth. Then he stalked off in a rage, followed by his whimpering date. Page Six Full Story