Big Ass Met Train: Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 16:19:15 May 8, 2012 16:19:15
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They probably had to hire extra staff at the venue to move her around and up and down in this Givenchy. I suppose if there’s anyone who can maneuver her way around a dress...You’ve seen Beyonce on tour right? I have been bitching about feathers all day. Why stop here? Get over the feathers already. Let me put it to you this way - feathers are the first thing they knock off, you know? In two days, you can buy it for less than $500. Full Story

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Met Gala China Pattern: Sarah Jessica Parker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 15:58:18 May 8, 2012 15:58:18
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Pretty sure we’re spitting at each other we are fighting so hard over this one.You’re all like what the f-ck, right? But go back to the beginning for the word on boring. Boring is much worse than ugly. And besides, is it ugly? Really? I think it’s actually rather pretty. Like the prints at Liberty Full Story

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Met Bachelor: Tim Tebow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 15:32:26 May 8, 2012 15:32:26
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I don’t give a sh-t about Tim Tebow and the Jets are a joke for signing him but I needed to report something and get it out of the way so this is why he’s here. You know that new show The Choice? Click here for a refresher. I’ve been hearing rumours all over the place that he’s one of the four bachelors. Full Story

Met Gala skating pass: Nina Dobrev

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 15:20:55 May 8, 2012 15:20:55
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You know I love her a lot. She’s my girl. I cheer for her every chance I get. I tried to cheer for her Donna Karan dress at the Met Gala (yay Nina’s at the Met Gala!), I really did. But the thing about Nina is ...It’s always just so loud, sparkly, ruffly, sequiney, bright, sheer. In other words, figure skating seems to be her go-to. Full Story

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Diane Kruger: Best Met Colour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 15:15:13 May 8, 2012 15:15:13
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Very much like this purple mostly because I never thought I’d see her in it. Same goes for the shape of the Prada dress. Again with those goddamn feathers. But here’s where style instinct comes into play. Diane Kruger resists the urge to trick out her hair like full ballerina. Rather, the way it’s been blown out, it’s almost. Full Story

Kirsten Dunst & Rodarte at the Met Gala 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 15:04:00 May 8, 2012 15:04:00
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What’s the difference between Mary Kate Olsen and Kirsten Dunst? With MK I feel like she goes out of her way to be Other, so that you can smell her Other from the next room, forcing its way into your room, until you throw your hands up and surrender. Does she actually LIKE the style she’s chosen? It’s debatable. Full Story

Met Olsen: Mary Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 14:42:24 May 8, 2012 14:42:24
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If Mary Kate Olsen showed up at the Met Gala and won the majority of the style vote from the masses, in her mind she would have failed. MK isn’t interested in appealing to the PEOPLE.com readership. Sure, I get that. I get that this is a statement, or something: I’m not the baby on Full House anymore. Full Story

Cate Blanchett: Met Gala disappointment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 14:37:45 May 8, 2012 14:37:45
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Sorry.I’m not saying it sucks. I’m not saying it’s Paula Patton. But by Cate Blanchett standards, I am underwhelmed. It’s fitted black with a high collar and another f-cking feathered skirt. And it’s McQueen. It has to be the tamest, most restrained McQueen in the collection. Check back on Florence Welch for comparison here Full Story

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Kate Bosworth: Met Matchy Matchy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 14:30:57 May 8, 2012 14:30:57
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Kate Bosworth and Gwyneth Paltrow both wore Prada. I’m ...not sure G would have been aware of that beforehand. You know.Not overly impressed with the feathers here because it only works on someone with no curves and no body fat - trust me, regular size women look super heavy in this design - but the colour, I LOVE the colour. Full Story

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Kristen Wiig: Worst Met Colour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 14:26:56 May 8, 2012 14:26:56
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Orange is not her colour. And this dress by Stella McCartney is NOT FOR THE MET GALA.Why am I shouting?Because I am mad at her. She was almost the overall Worst. What is that lace? What is that material? What is this effort? You don’t want to go? Don’t go. Because you know the Met Gala is more than just a lazy orange mid-calf cocktail dress with daytime shoes. Full Story