Orly adores his wife

September 30, 2011 22:17:15 Posted at September 30, 2011 22:17:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Miranda Kerr modelled in the Dior show in Paris today for Fashion Week. Her husband Orlando Bloom sat front row with a camera, gazing up at her adoringly as she came down the runway, like he’s fresh from the village and has never been to a fashion show. It’s actually kinda cute. And I am happy for him that he’s so happy because I did feel sorry for him when Kate Bosworth scammed him into a set up pap situation a few months ago. Full Story

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Improving…

September 30, 2011 22:08:09 Posted at September 30, 2011 22:08:09
Duana Posted by Duana

The Ringer Season 1 Episode 3 Dear Ringer fans – or Sarah Michelle Gellar fans. I’m sorry. I know how mad you are at me. I know because I’m getting your emails, and man are they ever filled with exclamation points. Okay, so here’s the deal. Have been trying to hold off on making too many snap judgments, while still seeing whether there’s enough people who are passionate about the show (and whether we are, too). Full Story

Smutty Tingles

September 30, 2011 22:03:43 Posted at September 30, 2011 22:03:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The First Lady pulls a Hollywood move (Dlisted)

Kristen Stewart’s Snow White is badass AND a sexpot? (The Superficial)

Robert Pattinson is neither (Pop Sugar)

Martha Stewart’s kid hates her (Evil Beet Gossip)

Woah. Cam. Hot. (Hollywood Tuna)

Ugh. He is such a little prick. But I find him SO attractive. (Just Jared)

Princess Kate says Will is the boss (Cele|bitchy)

Not a fan of the dress. But the problem with the fringe is that if there’s a tiny gap, you automatically want to reach out and fix it (Celebuzz)

Really really lovely dress on Kirsten Dunst (Go Fug Yourself)

Bill Maher says It Gets Better (Towleroad)

FCUK Gossip Night in Vancouver

September 30, 2011 22:02:24 Posted at September 30, 2011 22:02:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to all of you who came on Wednesday to French Connection for our first event in Vancouver! You know what I’m most proud of? Normally at these events people don’t eat the food and only average 2 glasses of wine. Please. This was not that kind of crowd. I love you. And I love the girl who brought two pages of notes (!!!) for blind riddle reveals! So much appreciation for our sponsors: -VitaminWater  Full Story

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Total Eclipse of Jen’s Heart

September 30, 2011 21:51:20 Posted at September 30, 2011 21:51:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux went out for dinner with some friends last night. Among them...a dude who looks like the dude from the band in Old School. Remember? I always, always laugh at the look on Will Ferrell’s face. Always. There was a story today in Page Six Full Story

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Rachel McAdams: London to LA

September 30, 2011 21:46:04 Posted at September 30, 2011 21:46:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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She was in London working on Sherlock for a while and spending time with boyfriend Michael Sheen with whom she was seen at a few plays, having dinner, totally easy and casual. So it’s been a year now and they’re still really into each other. Yesterday Rachel arrived in LA. Interesting travel pants. Full Story

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Adele & Paris

September 30, 2011 21:39:04 Posted at September 30, 2011 21:39:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The video for Adele’s Someone Like You premiered yesterday. Have you seen it yet? Yes, her coat is so lovely. I have already forwarded the requests on to Sasha to write about in an upcoming style article. Even better though is the song, complemented by the view. Of Paris. It is of course so GOOP and therefore super eye-rolly to be all like, “Sigh, I love Paris” because, you know, she goes to Paris for the weekend, for someone’s birthday, and stays in crazy suites and doesn’t walk anywhere except to the changeroom at Collette, and you hate her so much, I know you do. Full Story

Prison Bride goes out alone

September 30, 2011 17:31:19 Posted at September 30, 2011 17:31:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Well this is new. Prince Albert was spotted at two consecutive official events the last few weeks without the Supreme Serenity High Princess Charlene at his side prompting many to wonder whether or not she was negotiating her escape. Yesterday however Charlene emerged alone on official royal duty - she attended the traditional mass of the Feast of Saint Michael in a small town called Turbie in the hills of Monaco. Full Story

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September 30, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

September 30, 2011 17:30:56 Posted at September 30, 2011 17:30:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Anna K with love from Hez and me too! To Jilly Bean from your BFF Stacy who now calls you Director Bean - keep working that Latina Magic and congratulations on the promotion! Happy birthday! Thank you for being a wonderful friend and always sticking by me. I'm sorry i'm not there on your birthday. Full Story

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Last night’s Gossip Night in Vancouver at French Connection gave us every reason to start working on a Smut Soiree in Vancouver. THANK YOU! So here’s what helped with my hangover today: have you heard about the Gasp clothing situation in Australia? Apparently the store policy is to treat customers like sh-t and reject them if they don’t “get” it.  Read Full Intro

The GMD is an auror?

September 29, 2011 22:05:29 Posted at September 29, 2011 22:05:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Gawker profiled The Delphian School today. It’s K-12, at $42,000 a year per student, even though it’s not yet accredited, though in the process, and was founded by Scientologists. The way the students themselves describe it, it’s like, um, Hogwarts for Xenu people. Click here Full Story