It doesn’t go with Chanel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 20:10:43 May 25, 2012 20:10:43
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Joshua Jackson paid $45K for a necklace for Diane Kruger the other night in Monaco at a charity event. They are not engaged. Last night Diane wore Chanel at amfAR. She did not wear her gift. It doesn’t go with the dress. And these wardrobe decisions, they are made weeks in advance. I’m serious. Full Story

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Beyonce at work...tonight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 19:57:58 May 25, 2012 19:57:58

Beyonce kicks off the first of four performances in Atlantic City tonight. I SO want to be there. Have you seen Beyonce perform live? I’ll say this: if you’re not interested in the experience, you can’t call yourself a student of pop culture. There are only a few entertainers of this calibre that come along in a generation. Full Story

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Vamping for her boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 19:35:05 May 25, 2012 19:35:05
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Kristen Stewart was rather vampy the other day on the carpet in Cannes for the premiere of her film On The Road. Tonight she took it to another level to support her boyfriend, seen here with his best friend Tom Sturridge, in red and side-breasty for Cosmopolis at the Palais, extending the stretch of bliss that Twi-Hards have been enjoying during Bella and Edward’s tour of the Croisette. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 18:27:01 May 25, 2012 18:27:01

The most embarrassing press release ever (Dlisted)

Kanye’s girlfriend keeps wearing clothes that are 6 months too late (The Superficial)

What happens to lips that have been injected when they get pregnant? (Just Jared)

Selena Gomez not wearing (much) makeup in a bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Anne Hathaway and fiancé: matching hair matching scarves (Pop Sugar)

Kate Middleton is cold and desperate? (Cele|bitchy)

Yeah, Jada’s dress was way too much for daytime (Trendmill)

Heidi Klum pole dancing (Hollywood PQ)

Footballer wives are joining the “I have a great body look at it on Twitter” parade (Kickette)

What Rashida Jones is wearing and SO true about Zooey Deschanel (Go Fug Yourself)

Kylie Minogue: Holy Motors & Timebomb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 17:41:15 May 25, 2012 17:41:15
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Holy Motors was my favourite film of Cannes 2012. What’s it about? I don’t actually know. It’s a giant mind f-ck that I can’t wait to see again and again. We can love what we can’t understand, can’t we? Kylie Minogue is in it. And Eva Mendes. Does that make you mad? That Eva Mendes is involved in something (good) that people keep talking about? People are predicting Holy Motors will win the Palme d’Or. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence: Down Time In London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 16:30:11 May 25, 2012 16:30:11
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Jennifer Lawrence was photographed on Wednesday with her boyfriend Nicholas Hoult in London. They were on their way to see a show. Cute, right?It’s been a busy stretch for Lawrence. For a long time, actually. You know about The Hunger Games. And she’s been working with Bradley Cooper on a film called Serena. Full Story

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Granny is perky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 15:45:38 May 25, 2012 15:45:38
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Wenn, Bauer

Nicole Kidman looked amazing in Lanvin last night at Palais for The Paperboy. Have you read my breast discussion in the Janet Janet lifestyle post from earlier today? Click here if you missed it. Granny Freeze has never been ample breasted. And now in her mid-40s, as you can see, Granny’s can still stand up like that, so impressively, by themselves. Full Story

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Keira Knightley engaged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 15:04:00 May 25, 2012 15:04:00
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Keira Knightley’s publicist has confirmed that she’s engaged to James Righton. They’ve been together just over a year. Keira and James were at TIFF in 2011 for A Dangerous Method. I saw them together at the Grey Goose/Soho House party and, as I noted at the time Full Story

Chicken Fried needs her breaks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 14:43:32 May 25, 2012 14:43:32
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It was the first day of auditions for X Factor yesterday with judge Britney Spears. TMZ reported that she lost her sh-t over a contestant singing Hold It Against Me and took off, leaving the other 3 on the panel to continue during her “break”. Britney’s people insist that that’s all it was: a break. Full Story

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Pipsqueak scores for Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 14:20:37 May 25, 2012 14:20:37
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Jessica Biel has been trying to produce and star in a movie called The Devil In The Deep Blue Sea (terrible title) for a while now. At least 18 months if not longer. The project was going nowhere. Then this week it was announced from Cannes that the project had finally found financing and that her fiancé soon husband will score and supervise the soundtrack. Full Story

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May 25, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 13:57:50 May 25, 2012 13:57:50

Happy 1st Birthday to Jesse from Auntie Lisa and big hugs to Wendy too! That t-shirt with the whale is super cute. I want. Does it come in adult size?  Full Story