Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 19:17:54 December 13, 2011 19:17:54

Oh look. How close the paps came to Lindsay Lohan on the beach in Hawaii. She must have been really, really scared. (The Superficial)

When he looked at her, did Tom Cruise think of Nicole Kidman at all? (Dlisted)

Elle Fanning, 14, in a pretty white dress that cost more than your living room (Amy Grindhouse)

Heroic Sofia Vergara (Hollywood Tuna)

The Jolie is so beautiful in these pictures (Pop Sugar)

Rooney Mara’s pierced nipples (Just Jared)

Leo’s ex’s cute bikini shoot (Popoholic)

Rihanna’s big hair works for me (Celebuzz)

I dare you not to laugh, or at least smile (Towleroad)

I thought this was LeAnn Rimes and that made me laugh. Too mean? (Go Fug Yourself)

George Clooney & Einstein

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 18:39:05 December 13, 2011 18:39:05
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Have I mentioned how much I like George Clooney? I think he’s a total pro. I think he’s charming. I think he’s smart. I would definitely want to hang out with him. All of the above. And this, this is why I hate his shenanigans. The Italian Queens and the Wrestling Girls. The timing of his escorts and his campaigns. Full Story

Movies For The Money: Matt Damon edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 17:56:32 December 13, 2011 17:56:32
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Matt Damon is currently promoting We Built A Zoo. It was once my hope that he, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt would run Oceans during award season. According to the experts, Zoo is not strong enough. Having said that, there’s always the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. Golden Globe nominations come down on Thursday. Full Story

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Mrs Affleck’s diamond earrings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 17:21:34 December 13, 2011 17:21:34
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Jennifer Garner covers the new issue of InStyle. A LOT of gushing happens in the article. Gushing over her husband, gushing about her marriage. There have been rumours swirling about the Afflecks for years. There have been several reports calling for their split several times. And each time I have written that I don’t see it. Full Story

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Oscar Shaping: Brange & Critics’ Choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 17:05:18 December 13, 2011 17:05:18
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The Critics’ Choice nominations were announced today.  The Artist and Hugo continue to receive a lot of love across the board. Same goes for The Descendants. But you know what movie I loved so much this year which is also, quietly, getting recognised almost everywhere? Midnight In ParisWe still don’t know how many films will contend for the big prize at the Kodak, but Paris has been just as consistent as some of the other 4th, 5th, and 6th place titles. Full Story

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This year’s Black List, next year’s most anticipated films

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 13, 2011 16:54:12 December 13, 2011 16:54:12

When Franklin Leonard created the Black List—an annual list of the most popular unproduced scripts circulating around Hollywood—it was a way to see what trends were coming, what sort of projects the execs around town were favoring, and who would be next year’s breakout star. Past Black List favorites included scripts for Lars and the Real Girl, (500) Days of Summer and Juno. Full Story

James Franco: On Twilight & The Descendants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 16:14:19 December 13, 2011 16:14:19
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James Franco is a movie critic. For the Paris Review. And his latest piece is a study of Twilight 4 and The Descendants which... I mean I guess I kind of love him for comparing boring The Descendants to the boring ass mess that was Twilight 4. Because, as you know, as I’ve noted a few times now, I feel like The Descendants is SO overrated (click here Full Story

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December 13, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 15:52:42 December 13, 2011 15:52:42
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For Marie - I’m so sorry for your loss this week. Even when they’re ready, it doesn’t mean you ever are. Here are your favourites Sandra Bullock and Kate Beckinsale and a little something for Dad too. Big hug. Love, Lainey Happy Birthday Lolan! God, how long has it been? As long as you’ve loved your #1 Rosario Dawson? Here she is this week with Helen Mirren, both SO beautiful, at the Nobel Prize Concert this week. Full Story

Monday, December 12, 2011

Dear Gossips,

My Five List has been updated. Because I have it really, really bad for Seth. Who is Matthew McNulty? Obviously you’re not watching Misfits Season 3 which... well...you need to get on that soon. And as I’ve already noted, Nathan is now totally irrelevant.  Read Full Intro

Best & Worst of 2011: Lohans at the Kardashian wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 23:37:12 December 12, 2011 23:37:12
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Worst because obviously.Best because, don’t lie, seeing these two pieces of sh-t taking third place at a loser’s wedding gave you a lot of joy. Here’s a refresher: Lindsay Lohan wearing what I called a knock off of a knock off of a Cavalli barely containing her middle age tits looking older than her mother. Full Story

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Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 21:10:24 December 12, 2011 21:10:24
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It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then Beyonce’s baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop.Please.I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesn’t appreciate a great famewhore the way I do. Can you imagine the Year in Gossip without Watching Beyonce’s Throne? Dull. Full Story