Michael Fassbender opens today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2016 15:54:19 December 21, 2016 15:54:19
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Michael Fassbender’s Assassin’s Creed opens today. As you probably know, it’s based on the video game. Video game film adaptations are usually sh-t. We were supposed to think that maybe this one would be the exception because Michael Fassbender is a Serious Actor. Full Story

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Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence Passengers, the best worst movie of the year

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 21, 2016 15:32:11 December 21, 2016 15:32:11
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SPOILERS because everything wrong with this movie is the plot Passengers starts out like it’s going to be an existential sci-fi horror movie, something along the lines of Ex Machina, perhaps, where the science fiction premise is used to examine questions of morals and ethics, and the plot revolves around a small cast trapped together, forcing them to work through the moral math problems set before them. Full Story

Smutty Social Media, December 20, 2016

Maria Posted by Maria at December 20, 2016 20:39:08 December 20, 2016 20:39:08

Neil Patrick Harris’s 73 Questions for Vogue. He is kind of huffy, in a way that I love. Like when he sighs and says, slightly annoyed, “Do I have to rate them?” Or his reaction when Emma Stone and magic tricks are mentioned, and how he makes a point to say that bedtime story is not singular in his house. Full Story

Britney’s holiday boyfriend?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2016 20:13:10 December 20, 2016 20:13:10
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Britney Spears has been single for over a year. Until now? Britney went out a few weeks ago with Sam Asghari, the model from the Slumber Party video. Back in November, after they had dinner, Sam posted a photo to Instagram that he ended up deleting. Full Story

It’s A Hard Noah Solloway Life

Duana Posted by Duana at December 20, 2016 19:54:07 December 20, 2016 19:54:07

The Affair 303-305 Recap I could watch a show about Cole. That is, I do watch a show about Cole. But I could watch a whole show about Cole, his ex-wife and current wife and daughter and (deceased) brother and family, and people like Oscar who rotate into his life and complicate it. The struggle to stay a good person in the face of all kinds of people who will drag you down, as Cole’s story began last year. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2016 18:53:31 December 20, 2016 18:53:31

Our last Sasha Answers podcast of 2016 is up. We discuss a woman who’s being controlled by her partner and a woman who might need to give up a little control.

Another entry on the long list of why 2016 f-cking sucks (Dlisted)

Sparkly Sarah Paulson is obsessed with Rihanna (Just Jared)

Is Hilary Duff getting back together with her boyfriend? (Cele|bitchy)

Gabrielle Union’s holiday photos (TooFab)

I had no idea there’s been another Ridge in The Bold And The Beautiful – and it’s been years?!? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

At first I thought Dane DeHaan was Leonardo DiCaprio (Pop Sugar)

Kaley Cuoco’s after-gym boots look really comfortable (Popoholic)

The world’s biggest home fish bowl (Hollywood Tuna)

Alicia Keys’s new arm accessories (Go Fug Yourself)

Serena and Common in depth

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at December 20, 2016 18:36:49 December 20, 2016 18:36:49
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Serena Williams and Common broke up about 6 years ago. There have been rumours that they got back together a few times in those years but as far as we know right now, they are not together. Full Story

Her Majesty approves of Meghan Markle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2016 17:22:24 December 20, 2016 17:22:24
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Here’s the new cover of US Weekly, Christmas edition, featuring Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, fresh off their pre-Christmas week together in London. The headline on the front page says it all: Why the Queen approves Like not just that the Queen approves, as if that alone wasn’t enough, but her reasons for approval. Full Story