The GMD and Pea Coat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 16:39:44 December 9, 2011 16:39:44
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Wenn, Starface.ru/Splash

He looks great in his little pea coat, right? Here’s Tom Cruise with Paula Patton and Simon Pegg at the Moscow premiere of Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, his hands tucked into fingerless gloves - like all the kids are doing these days, man! - and his skin younger and tighter than it’s been in a long time but not nearly as scary as his ex-wife’s. Full Story

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December 9, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 16:02:46 December 9, 2011 16:02:46

Shelley! Happy Birthday with love from Jodi who says you’ve still made gossip a priority even after having your second baby? VERY impressed! I hear you love anything Harry Potter-related? How about Harry Potter as the Entertainer of the Year?  Full Story

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Have you read Alec Baldwin’s non-apologetic apology? Alec says the big bad flight attendant was mean to him and singled him out for being on his phone when everyone else was doing it too. But this is what happens to celebrities, non? They forget how it feels to get shafted.  Read Full Intro

Happy and expecting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 23:59:35 December 8, 2011 23:59:35
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PUNKD Images

Jared Padalecki and wife Genevieve were photographed today in Vancouver. Really, really cute pictures, right? Happy, in love, excited, expecting. Seems like a good way to end the day.  Full Story

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My favourite bromance & Noomi’s bad dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 22:00:18 December 8, 2011 22:00:18
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Tim Whitby/Dave Hogan/Getty

I appreciate the effort. That she didn’t want to be boring. But this dress...It’s really, really, REALLY bad. Maybe, like, MAYBE, and this is the weakest maybe ever, if the dots were smaller? Probably not. But sh-t, it’s SH-T, right??? And the hair, the fringe, that doesn’t help either. I don’t understand how this happens. Full Story

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Best & Worst of 2011: Robert Pattinson’s tea-pouring hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 20:37:20 December 8, 2011 20:37:20

His hands have apparently been a source of Twi-Hard obsession for some time now. Those losers have devoted pages and pages of online genital rubbing to what they consider the sexiness of his hands. I actually hadn’t noticed until...It was March 1. Vanity Fair’s April 2011 issue. With Robert Pattinson on the cover, you know, in his poet’s shirt and a hipster hat, just, like, hanging out with his favourite alligator over his shoulders, held there like an Hermes scarf by his delicate tea-pouring hands. Full Story

What else is on that camera?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 20:18:14 December 8, 2011 20:18:14
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Bauer-Griffin

Are you going to deny that you didn’t notice his hand on her thigh while he’s taking a picture of her? Fine. I’ll admit it for all of us. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have been in Mexico together the last few days. They were photographed yesterday admiring each other in the sun. Allow me please to appreciate the relative modesty of her bikini, if there is such a thing. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 20:08:03 December 8, 2011 20:08:03

Sasha Finds sparkly holiday dresses and turquoise drop earrings in LifeStyle

I’m more curious about why she needs the long sleeve and the vest to go running (The Superficial)

Angie won’t eat if the children can’t eat (Dlisted)

It’s true. WHY is Jessica Biel so boring when she dresses up? (Hollywood Tuna)

Except when Victoria Beckham brings back her really Shelfy Ass. Look at that thing. (Pop Sugar)

Suddenly Lindsay Lohan is everywhere again (Just Jared)

Kate Beckinsale’s hair is always blown out (Popoholic)

Willow Smith is coming for you. Look out. (Celebuzz)

Ring Watch is becoming as dumb as Bump Watch (The Daily What

Sasha calls this rich hippie. You might have another word for it. (Evil Beet Gossip)

Terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE tights (Go Fug Yourself)

Worst of 2011: Wonder Woman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 18:28:03 December 8, 2011 18:28:03

Remember when Charlie’s Angels made it on the air but Wonder Woman didn’t? I didn’t mind Charlie’s Angels because, well, my expectations weren’t really high. And I still think it was better than Pan Am, a pretender disguised as quality tv. Having said that, imagine how sh-t Wonder Woman must have been if NBC turned it down. Full Story

Showrunner Styles

Duana Posted by Duana at December 8, 2011 18:05:13 December 8, 2011 18:05:13

I still like Shonda Rhimes.   I know that’s an unpopular thing to say these days, but I do.   I think she’s hit on a formula that works,  she’s made a lot of people really happy with what she does, and even though I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy any more – that played its course for me – I hear it’s still pushing boundaries in its eighth season and  that Private Practice does the same. Full Story

The Three Stooges in The Hangover era

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 17:24:42 December 8, 2011 17:24:42

The Farrelly Brothers made a Three Stooges movie. The first trailer was released yesterday. A lot of people are sh-tting on it. I didn’t have a chance to watch it until this morning. It wasn’t really my flavour but, at the same, I found it more appealing than the trailers for New Year’s Eve, Jack & Jill, One for the Money, and that goddamn joke of a movie, Warrior’s Heart starring Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. Full Story