Dumb people support dumb movies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 15:54:00 December 6, 2011 15:54:00
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Ashton Kutcher attended his first movie premiere since being publicly exposed as an unfaithful moron of a husband, now single. Here’s Ashton last night on the carpet with Lea Michele for New Year’s Eve. He and Lea are paired together in the movie. So it was her duty to pose with him like they’re friends, like they enjoy each other’s company. Full Story

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Monday, December 5, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Virgin Diaries was appointment television for many of my friends last night. During the show, they aired a preview for Toddlers & Tiaras. I turned to Duana like, what is this channel? Her response cracked me up:“Oh, I know. TLC is FULLY a tabloid.  Read Full Intro

Mrs Pitt & Mrs Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 22:01:15 December 5, 2011 22:01:15
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Angelina Jolie is in New York promoting In The Land Of Blood and Honey. She was making the publicity rounds today and also found time to hang out with her common law mother-in-law (is this what we call it?), Jane Pitt. For years we’ve been told by the tabloids that Jane hates Angie and has been scheming to get Jennifer Aniston back in her place. Full Story

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Madonna is an old legend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 21:40:50 December 5, 2011 21:40:50
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This is what I wrote when it was just a rumour that Madonna would be headlining the Super Bowl half-time show:“The people who watch the Super Bowl for the actual Super Bowl will watch the Super Bowl no matter who’s performing at the half. They want the people who might not otherwise watch the Super Bowl to be watching the Super Bowl. Full Story

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Best of 2011: Emma and Andrew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 20:53:11 December 5, 2011 20:53:11
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Here’s the opposite of Scarjo and Sean Penn: one of my favourite hook ups of the year, aside from Blake Lively/Leonardo DiCaprio/Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds. With Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield I’m happy about them on a pure level, not just for gossip’s sake, although that’s great too, but in a fangirl sense where I just want them to be them, together, and so well matched and adorable. Full Story

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Worst of 2011: Scarlett Johansson & Sean Penn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 20:25:23 December 5, 2011 20:25:23
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Maybe not the worst, worst, worst hook-up of the year, but definitely down there. Down there for sure. It was around the Oscars. Word got out that they were hanging out. And then a TMZ photo confirmed it. Of the two of them at lunch, her foot between his legs as she was putting a fork in her mouth. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 19:43:56 December 5, 2011 19:43:56

The Snuggie for girls who don’t eat  (Dlisted

Cavalli looks like he wants to eat Tiger’s ex-wife (The Superficial)

Tom Cruise at the most romantic place in the world (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Gosling’s found “the one”? (Celebedge)

Justin Bieber’s son is really cute (Hollywood Tuna)

Olivia Wilde got ANOTHER job (Just Jared)

Viggo hates high maintenance actors (Cele|bitchy)

Jakey’s boot/pants combination is making me sad (Socialite Life)


I feel like real models don’t cover magazines anymore (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Marky Mark’s regrets (I'm Not Obsessed)

Jessica Biel and the Food Interview

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 18:12:05 December 5, 2011 18:12:05
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Last May I wrote an article about how actresses seem to be making a point of talking about food and their positive relationship to it in their interviews these days, as if to sell us on the notion that they actually DO eat. Click here for a refresher. Jessica Biel is the latest to go there, to discuss food like it’s something she has in common with you. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: What Karl’s doll thinks of Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 17:54:51 December 5, 2011 17:54:51
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Also on Wetten Dass in Germany the other day, the most random collection of guests...And for part of the program, Jessica Biel was seated next to Karl Lagerfeld. Needless to say, there’s some selective photo editing happening here on my part but, you know, on the one hand you have a collection of guests were are charismatic and entertaining and then there’s Shelfy, who’s less interesting than Karl’s doll and who’s never provided a witty or clever sound-bite in her life. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: What Lenny thinks of Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 17:35:24 December 5, 2011 17:35:24
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On Wetten Dass in Germany the other day...Lenny Kravitz looks thoroughly depressed that a girl as gorgeous as Jessica Biel can be so f-cking boring. You see how he seems much more engaged when talking to everyone, ANYONE, else? There are a couple of shots involving Shelfy that totally crack me up. More on the way, and then a post about the food thing. Full Story