Colin Farrell’s date: mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2012 17:34:00 August 15, 2012 17:34:00
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Colin Farrell took his mother to the Irish premiere of Total Recall last night in Dublin. No, you can’t say Total Recall sh-t the bed. But it’s also fair to say that they would have wanted it to do better. A lot better. Nikki Finke over at Deadline Full Story

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LA Lochte

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2012 17:03:46 August 15, 2012 17:03:46

Ryan Lochte arrived in LA last night presumably to start work on his guest role on 90210 and also to take meetings for a variety of Dancing Bachelor reality shows he’s trying to be a part of. Hollywood Lochte!  A proper LA boy now! How long before that pose-harding famewhore AnnaLynne McCord attaches herself to him? Let me put my hand in your face but not in a rude way to interrupt you when you say - she wouldn’t go for Ryan! She has a boyfriend now! Dominic Purcell. Full Story

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How are you doing, Robert Pattinson?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2012 16:16:40 August 15, 2012 16:16:40

Jon Stewart had the luxury of going first. And now everyone else is following with the same line of questioning. As Robert Pattinson makes the rounds on the press circuit to promote Cosmopolis, this is what they’ve been asking him. On CNN, on Good Morning America, they all want to know if Robert Pattinson is OK. Full Story

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Brange & Jen wedding-off: Brange goes first?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2012 15:10:16 August 15, 2012 15:10:16

As mentioned in the open, I’ve not seen every magazine cover this week but no doubt, Jennifer Aniston will likely be on a few of them, including the new issue of US Weekly. Interestingly enough, while US offers details about Justin Theroux’s proposal and what their baby plans are (as IF), the Brange, of course, also makes an appearance and US is reporting exclusively that the wedding is indeed happening. Full Story

Spin Again - on Kristen Stewart, Lisa Ling

Duana Posted by Duana at August 15, 2012 14:33:49 August 15, 2012 14:33:49

When my friend called the other day to talk, she waited until I was fully primed in the conversation before dropping a truly delicious story on me that unfortunately would negate the friendship if I reprinted it here.  But as she finished, she sighed “it just goes to show.   Don’t ever meet your heroes, man. Full Story

Rupert Sanders will be OK

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2012 13:47:39 August 15, 2012 13:47:39

You know, in case you were worried that the man would get the sh-t end of a cheating scandal. The Hollywood Reporter claims that Universal is moving ahead with some form of Snow White And The Huntsman sequel or spin-off without Kristen Stewart. Full Story

August 15, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2012 13:37:49 August 15, 2012 13:37:49

Marcus! Thanks for the Olympic photos - of course you know how jealous I am. That you were at the Olympics. That you had access to the Athlete’s Village....??? OMG TELL ME EVERYTHING BUT MOSTLY HOW MUCH SEX WAS HAPPENING! Over coffee then, the next time you come home.  Full Story

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Duana showed me a video a couple of years ago. It’s the only time I’ve ever related to John Mayer, regardless of whether or not it was staged. Mayer’s on the phone, trying to walk his father through a computer issue.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 20:34:28 August 14, 2012 20:34:28

Did Taylor Swift ruin this man’s life? (Dlisted)

Leann Rimes didn’t want to be outdone by Ashley Greene (The Superficial)

Who does Jackie better: Minka Kelly or Katie Holmes? (Too Fab)

First shots of Jennifer Aniston after the engagement announcement (Pop Sugar)

Love this: why Vanessa Paradis is the anti Hilary Duff  (Cele|bitchy)

Leighton Meester’s girl on girl in a music video (Just Jared)

Kanye West’s girlfriend’s ass is pretty perfect  (Hollywood Tuna)

The Glee toddler  (Amy Grindhouse)

Camila Alves is gorgeous and pregnant in a bikini (Popoholic)

More Jennie Garth post divorce thinnification (Go Fug Yourself)

Robert Pattinson’s Heartbreak Makeover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 19:41:58 August 14, 2012 19:41:58
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But first Jon Stewart. Because ... what a kind, kind man. And in a way that is so....not Jay Leno, right? You can have compassion and still be cool. And also uncompromising. Few personalities can manage to lure the Twi-Hard Nation without having to offer up their pride balls in the process. It’s another reason to love Jon Stewart. Full Story

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While you look at her hand...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 18:36:48 August 14, 2012 18:36:48

On her stomach, because somehow that’s a reliable pregnancy detector, my eyes are drawn to her feet. Because... Is that a F-CKING KITTEN HEEL??? This is Nicole Kidman in Paris the other day after a photo shoot. She was in London for the Games with Omega. According to Australian real estate sources, she’s expanding her penthouse there - click here Full Story

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