Mega Envy Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2013 17:22:42 January 11, 2013 17:22:42
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How many times did Jennifer Lawrence win last night? A lot. I can’t find the clip but did you see Amanda Seyfried’s face when Lawrence was called up for Best Actress in Silver Linings Playbook? She was only shot in profile in the background but on Video Assumption I’d call it Mega Envy. Full Story

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Taylor's Troll Tweet

Dean Posted by Dean at January 11, 2013 16:49:18 January 11, 2013 16:49:18
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If it wasn't clear that Taylor Swift has turned the paparazzi and the tabs into her own personal trolling machine, here's the proof. These are pictures of her heading back into the studio yesterday, for the first time since she supposedly left Harry "Real-Life-Daniel-Cleaver" Styles and his adorable gay-baiting ass in the Virgin Islands for good over the holidays (not enough time here to talk about 1D gayness, but oh how I fall for it!). Full Story

Gina & Henry’s first carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2013 15:43:51 January 11, 2013 15:43:51
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As a couple! I reported the other day they were dating -- click here for a refresher. Didn’t expect to see them together on a carpet so soon. But she was nominated for a Critics’ Choice Award last night in Haywire and, well, he came along as her date and presented an award. Full Story

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Lily Allen’s Mismatched Siblings?

Duana Posted by Duana at January 11, 2013 15:26:28 January 11, 2013 15:26:28
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I mean, I have to hand it to Lily Allen – I do not hear from her, and most of my thoughts about her family these days focus on whether or not Alfie is bothered by the fact that nobody likes his character Theon Greyjoy. He seems like the type who would be whiny about that, doesn’t he? But Lily Allen is a relatively quiet personage these days,  and in an article about the names of her children, it has to be noted that they really are rather low-key. Full Story

Katy Cambridge’s sh-tty portrait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2013 14:52:25 January 11, 2013 14:52:25
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They unveiled Princess Catherine’s first official portrait today. As you can see, it’s sh-t. At least to me it’s sh-t. She’s 31. The artist made her look 45, with tired eyes a weird half smile that’s not even her signature expression. And is she greying at the part? This is terrible. Full Story

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Argo Remorse?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2013 14:36:17 January 11, 2013 14:36:17
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There didn’t seem to be any joy in Ben Affleck’s face when he arrived at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night. Every time the camera cut to him he had the sad eyes. And it seemed like the entire room felt sorry for him too. As you know, earlier in the day, Affleck was left off the list, along with Kathryn Bigelow, when the Academy announced the Oscar nominations. Full Story

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January 11, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2013 14:18:40 January 11, 2013 14:18:40

Amber! Happy 37th Birthday! If there were new photos of Tom Hardy I’d post them for you but you’re right, he keeps it pretty low so here are a couple of hot shots from the vault. Is it horrible for me to say that I hope he soon takes on a role that requires him to be really, really lean because I want his face to not be so. Full Story

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Dear Gossips,

HUSHPUPPYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hushpuppy got nominated for Best Actress! And HOLY SH-T, Hushpuppy’s director -- practically an amateur! -- took a nomination away from Ben Affleck. All that campaigning, all that trotting out his kids, and.  Read Full Intro

Breaking: GOOP is not cleansing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2013 21:01:29 January 10, 2013 21:01:29

It’s like... I don’t even know you anymore. How is it the New Year and Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t detoxing? At least that’s what she says in her latest newsletter, something about wanting to continue with her pasta and cheese. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2013 20:12:57 January 10, 2013 20:12:57

Sasha finds plaid pants and smoking loafers in LifeStyle

Shame on those who wronged Charles (Dlisted)

Rerun: Lindsay Lohan stole something (The Superficial)

Watch John Travolta explain his Christmas fontrum (Too Fab)

This pantsuit is a good look on Lena Dunham (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s f-ck schedule (Cele|bitchy)

Busy asked and Michelle said OK (Just Jared)

Rosario Dawson in a bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

I like what Justin Timberlake’s wife just did there (Towleroad)

Jealous of this back stretch -- mine is so tight (Popoholic)

A grey Anna Wintour and a greyer Stella McCartney (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Everyone’s a hijacker today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2013 18:55:44 January 10, 2013 18:55:44

God I wish I could see Beyonce’s ego take a dump on Justin Timberlake’s face. If Pips had pulled that slink-away pussy sh-t on Beysus the way he did with Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl, he would not have got off so easy. B also made an announcement today, hijacking the Oscar nominations. Full Story