June 21, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2012 14:20:51 June 21, 2012 14:20:51
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Jill! Have a great, great, GREAT time in Banff this weekend with the girls! I hear you and Ann are heading to Charcut for lunch...? Make it a HEAVY lunch then, ok? The food at Charcut is so good it deserves a girl who can eat. Congratulations Krista and Ayli! You’re being called to the Bar today! Ayli told me of your obsession with Shemar Moore. Full Story

The JLo hairline

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2012 21:35:11 June 20, 2012 21:35:11
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Agencia Uno/Splash

Jennifer Lopez is touring. She was in Chile with her kids and of course that back up dancer. As you can see, the hair is bobbed right now. Looks good. But check out the hairline on her daughter Emme. Like mom, right? It's adorable. And her face is changing. As is her brother's. Cute. We're about a month out from JLo's bday. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2012 20:15:42 June 20, 2012 20:15:42

Sasha’s recommending sh-t for your poo in Lifestyle

My Chinese people don’t believe in Sex Ed. And here are the consequences. But don’t click until you have time to laugh and recover from how hard you’re laughing (Dlisted)

15 million and they can’t get her a proper stylist? (The Superficial)

Angelina Jolie gives again (Just Jared)

Eat that Kim Kardashian (Hollywood Tuna)

Love Gisele’s hair here (Pop Sugar)

Pete and Beth are for real in real life too! (Cele|bitchy)

Old school Hermione and Neville (Crushable)

Everyone has pink hair. I saw a Chinese mah-jong lady the other day at the airport with pink hair too (Hollywood PQ)

More proof that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley doesn’t need photoshopping (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

So...you can watch the new Twilight trailer or there’s this (Evil Beet Gossip)

Anna Karenina! Finally!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2012 19:32:19 June 20, 2012 19:32:19

If you’re a daily reader, you know I’ve been asking about this often, especially the last few weeks as many of the expected Best Picture contenders are rolling out their campaigns. Here, finally, is the first trailer for Joe Wright’s Anna Karenina, screenplay by Tom Stoppard, starring Keira Knightley, Jude Law, Aaron Johnson, Kelly Macdonald, and so many more. Full Story

“Just say something that’s true”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2012 18:33:45 June 20, 2012 18:33:45

Loved the first trailer for The Master. Click here for a refresher. Have you seen the second? Last time the focus was on Joaquin Phoenix, the follower. This time we meet the leader, played by Philip Seymour Hoffman, who appears to be at his most brilliant in a role they say is based on L Ron Hubbard. Full Story

Here’s your Christian Grey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2012 17:52:55 June 20, 2012 17:52:55
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Bauer, Splash

Who? If you don’t know, congratulations. Because you obviously haven’t made the mistake of reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I envy you. I want to UN-read it. Can you imagine if un-reading was possible? I could UN-read Ethan Hawke’s books. And read Harry Potter again for the very first time? Anyway, Fifty Shades Of Grey is the story of Anastasia Steele who falls in love with Christian Grey who is super f-cked up and afraid of commitment and only wants to dick her in his special sex room and doesn’t want a relationship but of course then he falls in love with her because she’s not really that special, having just graduated from college with no particular distinction and no defined skills and no real personality. Full Story

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Macaulay Culkin’s Protective Bubble

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 20, 2012 17:30:02 June 20, 2012 17:30:02
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Stephen Lovekin/Getty

There are a few actors who have earned my loyalty. Experience has taught me that on the whole, actors aren’t worth the time and energy we, the consuming public, put into them. Most of celebrity is smoke and mirrors, and more often than not, the actor you think you know has nothing to do with the actual person inside. Full Story

The new modern family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2012 16:50:19 June 20, 2012 16:50:19
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Mary-Kate Olsen is dating Olivier Sarkozy. She’s 26, he’s 42. Here they are in New York the other day with his daughter, a manifestation of the new modern family. Many of you are huffing about her smoking around the kid. I won’t get in the way of that except to say that Miss Sarkozy, given that her father runs in circles where meeting MK Olsen would even be possible, was probably already contaminated before MK entered her life. Full Story

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The breaking of Johnny & Vanessa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2012 16:06:52 June 20, 2012 16:06:52
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Some more insight into the confirmation yesterday that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are over but first, the timing of the announcement was not an accident. They waited for all magazines to close on Monday before releasing their statement yesterday so that they’d be able to avoid the supermarket checkout this weekend. Full Story

Mark Wahlberg’s Cap & Gown

Maria Posted by Maria at June 20, 2012 15:59:29 June 20, 2012 15:59:29
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Mark Wahlberg stopped into Letterman to promote his new movie Ted last week. It looks strange, but I love Seth MacFarlane so who knows. (Lainey: I do not love Seth MacFarlane but Ted to me looks awesome if only for that scene about white trash names for girls.) Anyway, during the anecdote portion of the Letterman interview, he received a huge whoop from the crowd for saying he’s going back to high school, online, to get his diploma. Full Story