Justified 3.8: “I told him the next one would be coming faster”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 7, 2012 15:47:46 March 7, 2012 15:47:46

Justified Season 3 Episode 8 recapWe’re entering the home stretch on season 3. The situation in Harlan is heating up, beginning with Quarles’ gambit to make the FBI think Raylan is dirty. I’ll roll with this plot point but I must point out that in season 1, it was repeatedly stated that Raylan gunning down that dude in Miami made the national news. Full Story

Naked pregnant Porny is having a girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2012 15:25:38 March 7, 2012 15:25:38

Jessica Simpson’s Fashion Star debuts soon on NBC. She covers the new issue of ELLE to promote the show. AND she gets naked to do so. AND she even tells them that she’s having a girl.Well sh-t. Is the show really bad? Because goddamn why is she blowing her load? And how much money did she lose in the revealing? Or is this an astute downgrade of the greed? After all, she’s already signed to a mega $3 million deal with weight watchers after she gives birth. Full Story

Tuesday, March 6, 2012


Dear Gossips,

As I was sitting across from Susan Sarandon the other day, interviewing her for Jeff, Who Lives At Home, trying not to fall on my knees and propose to her, I remembered she has a boyfriend who’s over 30 years younger than she is and wondered why it is that we don’t hold it against her. Is it because, even though there’s an age gap, the man she’s spending time with was already a man when they met?

Susan is 66. And still as sexy as she was in Bull Durham. And really sensitive and smart and... a real person who has conversations with people. Celebrities can be disappointing, often. The great thing about the great ones is that you know already that they would never. There’s no question; it would never happen; Meryl Streep would never fall short of your expectations.

Several new collections from Paris Fashion Week were posted to LifeStyle last night and this morning. Keep checking the page for more and also Hayley’s article on how to fuel for morning training.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Everything in Lohan perspective

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2012 21:19:40 March 6, 2012 21:19:40
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Asadorian-Mejia/Splash, Lisa Maree Williams/Getty

Earlier today, Michael K at Dlisted posted these photos of Debbie Harry and Lindsay Lohan. Harry was horrifyingly mistaken for Lohan. Debbie Harry, by the way, is 66. Lindsay Lohan is 25. And then there’s Tara Reid...There was a time when it couldn’t get worse than Tara Reid. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2012 20:03:39 March 6, 2012 20:03:39

How Tina Fey’s kids saved her from Lindsay Lohan (The Superficial)
 
Is this a compliment or an insult? And for whom? (Dlisted)
 
Damn. Pretend Face is getting more and more pretend... (Celeb|itchy)

I agree. Vanessa Hudgens really doesn’t look great as a blonde (Hollywood Tuna)
 
Who’s in Kristen Stewart’s entourage? Is it a regular thing now? (Pop Sugar)
 
Granny heads home in leather pants (Just Jared)
 
Jessica Alba looks so much better to me in multi colour jeans than all gussied up for the front row (Popoholic)
 
Gwyneth Paltrow is...self aware? (Amy Grindhouse)
 
Meta meta meta - portrait of the Artiste as another Artiste (Towleroad)
 
I love this on Florence Welch. And I love that I only love it on Florence Welch (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Meryl Streep & Rush Limbaugh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2012 19:15:19 March 6, 2012 19:15:19
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Alfie Goodrich/Splash, YOSHIKAZU TSUNO/Getty

It’s been exactly 10 days since she won her third Oscar. Here’s Meryl Streep was in Japan today to promote The Iron Lady.March is Women’s History Month in the US. Thursday is International Women’s Day. When Streep came backstage last Sunday to the press room, she was asked about the National Women’s History Museum and she spoke on the subject with such passion and commitment, it was obvious what matters more to her in the end. Full Story

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Did you see Boy Affleck?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2012 17:58:29 March 6, 2012 17:58:29
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Fame/Flynet

Matt Damon and wife Luciana were papped leaving LA yesterday to go back to New York. I was at LAX yesterday too. Why is it such a dump??? Or it is just that I never fly out from the right terminal? There are 7 of them. I’ve been to 2, 3, and 7. Are they all sh-t, or just the ones I go to?Anyway, not sure exactly why the Damons were in Los Angeles so I’ll go ahead and assume they were there, partly, to spend time with Matt’s best friend Ben and his wife Jen and to meet the new Boy Affleck, just a week old. Full Story

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House of Hopes

Duana Posted by Duana at March 6, 2012 17:53:46 March 6, 2012 17:53:46
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House of Lies Season 1 Episode 8Hello!  Did you miss House Of Lies?  They very smartly didn’t put this episode up against the Oscars, although with the amount of strategy and manipulation involved in either, you could easily have changed the channel and gotten a similar experience.  I have to say that for so much of this episode I was just compelled by Bell’s outfit. Full Story

Hot Harry and the Fastest Man Alive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2012 16:37:46 March 6, 2012 16:37:46
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Hot Harry was in Jamaica this morning and raced Usain Bolt.It’s a GIFT, ok?This is a GIFT. Please enjoy. Also, yesterday in the Bahamas, Harry had occasion to meet two Bahamian beauty queens. It’s really too bad he couldn’t stay longer. But look at him, all tender and sweet to young Anna Albury, the blind Youth Ambassador at the Youth Rally where Harry showed his Royal support. Full Story

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Send me the Names

Duana Posted by Duana at March 6, 2012 16:24:15 March 6, 2012 16:24:15
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WENN

Smash season 1 episode 5I know some of you are Broadway-philes, or watch obscure TV like I do, or  keep track of third leads in straight-to-video productions. Send me the names of  your personal favourites. Those pets you have who sing and act, who should have been cast in the role of Karen rather than Katharine McPhee. Full Story

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John Carter in Russia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2012 16:11:28 March 6, 2012 16:11:28
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They say that John Carter is tracking well in Russia... but that it’s not doing so great in other parts of Europe and South America. Given how much Hollywood relies on foreign box office these days - even Prince of Persia was rescued overseas - well, it seems like this movie just can’t win. Not even at a 74% fresh rating (at press time) on Rotten Tomatoes. Full Story

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