Improvement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2012 15:25:44 March 2, 2012 15:25:44
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Taylor Kitsch looked really, really handsome at the UK premiere of John Carter last night in London, didn’t he? I like how rosy his cheeks are. More importantly though, especially as it relates to TK’s career...The first reviews for John Carter have been released and they’re not bad. I mean, not everyone liked it, but the ones who didn’t like it didn’t despite it, and the ones who did like it have a lot of good things to say. Full Story

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Not a doting mother, not a kind employer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2012 15:15:32 March 2, 2012 15:15:32

She’s supposed to be the doting mother. Ask the people who help her with her kids. They certainly don’t agree. First of all she’s never around. And when she’s present she’s distant, not only not involved, but almost irresponsible about it. One of her children may have developmental challenges. Full Story

March 2, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2012 15:12:21 March 2, 2012 15:12:21

Kristine - Happy 32nd Birthday Girl!!! Lots of birthday hugs & kisses, Richard Happy 26th Birthday Irene P from Jacquie F! See you both at SMUT this year…again, right? And for Megan in Saskatoon - Happy 29th Birthday! Celebrating with your girlfriends sounds like exactly the best way to do it. I know it’s been a rough go. Full Story

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Last night I watched the screener for HBO’s Game Change. I’ll have a full review next week but first, superficially, they did such a great job of Sarah Palin’s hair for Julianne Moore, I can’t understand why wig and weave action presents such a major problem for other productions.  Read Full Intro

Radiohead & red jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2012 22:17:23 March 1, 2012 22:17:23
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I really like the red jeans on Thom Yorke. But I would take Thom Yorke to bed with or without them. This is Radiohead performing in Tampa last night. They’re in Atlanta tonight. The closest they come to me is Seattle on April 9. So that’s what Jacek and I are doing instead of Coachella. Just me or is Coachella a giant eyeroll?Back to Thom - I am all over that greying beard. Full Story

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Exactly a month

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2012 21:00:28 March 1, 2012 21:00:28
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WAR IS COMING.OK! Because I am ready!You must be ready too, right?On April 1st, Game of Thrones is back with Season 2. FINALLY.Which means, if you didn’t watch Season 1, you now have a month to catch up and join. People went apesh-t over this show. I went apesh-t over this show. Even Duana, and she doesn’t usually go apesh-t over shows that don’t involve high school, is apesh-t over this show. Full Story

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It’s March

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2012 20:32:58 March 1, 2012 20:32:58
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Happy March!Why?Because Mad Men is back, finally, in March. March 25th.You ready? Please. We’ve all been ready for too long.Check out Jon Hamm at Letterman last night on promotion for Friends With Kids. Since he’s in New York, I feel like maybe, as he does often when he’s in New York, he might do an SNL cameo this weekend. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2012 19:40:25 March 1, 2012 19:40:25

Sasha’s finding Kimberly Perry’s dove necklace from the Grammys and wedding combs in LifeStyle

Zac Efron’s condom was intended for Nicole Kidman...what??? (The Superficial)

The B.I.C. can feed anywhere she goddamn pleases! (Dlisted)

Jennifer Aniston is against babies now (Celeb|itchy)

What Stacy Keibler wears on auditions (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart in leather pants, looks awesome (Pop Sugar)

Carey is happy (Just Jared)

Bar Rafaeli is pretty cute with that kerchief on her head (Popoholic)

“J” doesn’t mean they’re engaged (Celebuzz)

Lady and Mother Gaga (Pink Is The New Blog)

I must be crazy because I really love this dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Drop-ins at GOOP’s house

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2012 18:23:23 March 1, 2012 18:23:23

This week’s GOOP is all about how one time Gwyneth’s friend, the famous chef Jose Andres, just decided to drop in at her place on a Sunday and create a feast for her. He did all the grocery shopping too. Groceries included dragon fruit. I don’t even know where to find dragon fruit. I do however spot a run-on sentence. Full Story

Be this guy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2012 18:03:47 March 1, 2012 18:03:47
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This article is about George Clooney and a little about Brad Pitt and a LOT about Proposition 8. I hope you are still reading. George Clooney’s new interview with The Advocate was released yesterday. I love every word. I love him when he’s saying these words. This is the George Clooney I wish he could be, like, all the time. Full Story

Still the asshole who namechecks the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2012 16:21:16 March 1, 2012 16:21:16
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Lindsay Lohan’s interview with Matt Lauer on The Today Show aired this morning. She says she’s changed and learned and is ready to move on and whatever, the same sh-t she’s been saying for years. And then, of course, when asked what she’ll be doing in 5 years, what she’ll be like at 30, the FIRST THING OUT OF HER MOUTH, right off the top, is:“Hopefully I’ll have just come from the Oscars this past weekend. Full Story

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