Best GG Smutty Tingle: Johnny Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 13:49:29 January 16, 2012 13:49:29
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That’s how you start a show with big ratings - open with Johnny Depp, like you would a summer blockbuster. Does he always have to walk around with so many jingle jangles hanging off his clothes? I am, admittedly, currently in a Depp low right now, sure, but some things, they just get boring. Until of course the subject of “recreational drugs” comes up. Full Story

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The Golden Globe Awards 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 13:39:25 January 16, 2012 13:39:25
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I don’t understand Ricky Gervais’s decision making. He took so much heat last year (and it was awesome) for givin’er on Hollywood and (some of) the hypocrites in that room. He was vindicated when they asked him back. I mean, that’s pretty much an invitation to swing your big mean dick around the third time around. Full Story

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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Welcome to the LaineyGossip Golden Globes LiveBlog!I LOVE the Golden Globes. I love cutaways at the Golden Globes. And I live for the commercial breaks at the Golden Globes. To see who they get up to talk to. And who they won’t talk to.  Read Full Intro

Friday, January 13, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Golden Globes on Sunday! Duana, Sarah, Sasha, and I are liveblogging the show starting at 7:30pm ET - join us for some Pitt Porn! As for the Critics’ Choice Awards last night... At this point in the Oscar race, the supporting categories seem to be shaping up.  Read Full Intro

Romeo & Juliet!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 22:34:01 January 13, 2012 22:34:01
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I know I’ve mentioned this before...But I LOVE Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo & Juliet. It’s in my personal Top 10 of all time, that’s how much I love it. Thank you Eleni and Corelli for giving me the DVD. I should watch it tonight since Leo’s rekindled my quiver.Anyway, the AFI Awards are happening in Hollywood this afternoon and look!It’s Leo and Claire! It’s Romeo and Juliet!Just for fun, I’m pulling some old photos of the two in similar poses. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 22:01:19 January 13, 2012 22:01:19

Hayley’s answering how you can keep your tits & ass and Sasha’s looking for flats for straight cut jeans in LifeStyle

Magic Channing & Alex (Dlisted) And also, big ups to Michael K of Dlisted, the very best of gossip bloggers, who was publicly loved - yet again - by Tina Fey in a major magazine. Click here to read.

Tila & Madonna at service together? (The Superficial)

Please. Jessica Simpson sits around and farts all day. You think she wants to sweat out her baby??? (Celebedge)

Am I the only perv who noted the proximity of the rabbit to her furless area? (Hollywood Tuna)

H7’s cheeks keep getting bigger (Pop Sugar)

Jakey shaves and sees the doctor before the Globes (Just Jared)

Eva Green is totally Johnny Depp’s type (Cele|bitchy)

See-through Leo’s ex (Celebuzz)

Beyonce is officially SCIENTIFIC now. And this is not a euphemism for anything (Towleroad)

What I would have taken home for myself among all the Critics’ Choice dresses (Go Fug Yourself)

If the Jolie presents, so will the Madge!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 21:39:36 January 13, 2012 21:39:36
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As reported earlier, the Brange will present - likely separately - at the Globes on Sunday. And now comes word that Madonna will also be handing out a trophy.They’ve never met. Officially.But they’ve exchanged testy words in public.And, as a reader called Stacey reminded me of recently, they also both slept with, at one point or another, Jenny Shimuzu. Full Story

Another award season without the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 20:42:50 January 13, 2012 20:42:50
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Maybe he’ll be invited to present at the SAGs or the Oscars. So far though, his name has not appeared in relation to the Globes. And he certainly won’t hear his name called on January 24th when the Academy announces its nominees. So we’ll get little of Tom Cruise and, therefore, the presentation of Katie Holmes, on the carpets this season. Full Story

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Tristan 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 20:20:20 January 13, 2012 20:20:20

Brad Pitt on the cover of the new issue of W. That hair. I am feeling the hair. And I don’t normally feel long hair on a man. But Tristan Ludlow was a universal quiver. I can’t even google the images without feeling almost hysterical with desire. It’s been 17 years. It’s not quite as long as it was in Legends Of The Fall. Full Story

Keep complaining in your big ass apartment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 19:28:07 January 13, 2012 19:28:07
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The NY Post reported yesterday that Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz are about to buy a 4,350 sq ft penthouse in Soho valued at $11.5 million. Three bedrooms, three bath, 2,000 sq ft of outdoor space (HOLY SH-T), and, of course, all kinds of crazy luxury. Full Story

You Have To Be The Better Villain

Duana Posted by Duana at January 13, 2012 19:20:41 January 13, 2012 19:20:41
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Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 11 recap I’m actually going to pretend this was the new season’s return.  It was so great and had this authentic Vampire Diaries mix of real danger, authentic teenage longing, and actual animalistic terror.  Stuff felt real, you know? Elena sometimes doesn’t act like a normal person, giving over the interesting parts of being a girl stuck in this town, sort of perpetually a victim and with nothing to do about it. Full Story