Cammie’s next dick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 20:52:58 May 9, 2012 20:52:58
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P Diddy, Alex Rodriguez, Justin Timberlake, Jared Leto...We’ve established that Cameron Diaz has a type right? She loves assholes; they break her heart. Then Gwyneth Paltrow has to put it back together. Who’s next?Well, Cam’s about to get to work on a movie called The Counselor starring Michael Fassbender. Full Story

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Isabella Cruise sees her mom ... “sometimes”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 20:01:42 May 9, 2012 20:01:42
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I don’t know about this story. I don’t know about the source. It’s an Australian magazine called New Idea claiming a world exclusive one-on-one interview with Isabella Cruise, daughter of Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise. REALLY?Fine.We’ll work with it until we shouldn’t work with it anymore. Just so you know in the event it turns out bogus. Full Story

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Johnny & Co in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 19:19:57 May 9, 2012 19:19:57
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Johnny Depp and the Dark Shadows team were in London tonight for the UK premiere. Is it freaking you out too that Michelle Pfeiffer and Chloe Moretz look and act the same age? It’s a compliment for one and not a compliment for the other. Obviously no one here approaches the amazingness of Helena Bonham Carter. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 18:52:36 May 9, 2012 18:52:36

Angelina Jolie’s competition (Dlisted)

How come Jennifer Aniston hasn’t posed for him like this? (The Superficial

Robert Pattinson has balls now (Just Jared)

Why is Olivia Munn wearing diapers? (Hollywood Tuna)

True Blood Season 5 photos (Pop Sugar)

It turns out Jennifer Love Hewitt needs friends more than Jessica Simpson does (Cele|bitchy)

This week in Iker Casillas: he’s not getting married (Kickette)

Carly Rae Jepsen conquers Harvard! (Towleroad)

Lady Gaga’s working with this guy too??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Nelly Furtado’s Big Hoops (Hollywood PQ)

Really animated Will

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 17:22:18 May 9, 2012 17:22:18
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Will Smith and the Men In Black 3 team were in Asia earlier this week to promote the movie. Does he seem really, really animated to you? I mean he’s always super-animated but I feel like this time there’s some extra to his natural all day party. And no, that’s not a reference to anything smutty. I do actually believe Will gets high on Fans! and Fun! He’s reminding me a lot lately of Tom Cruise. Full Story

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The Spa is his Forest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 16:12:32 May 9, 2012 16:12:32
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You remember when George Michael was repeatedly arrested for soliciting in the woods? I kept writing “Just Get A Computer!” at the time but George, no, George likes to kick it old school. He likes it dark, anonymous, furtive, and, obviously, bucolic; it’s hard to convince him otherwise. For John Travolta, his “forest” is the spa. Full Story

Will & Kate at the secret dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 15:06:37 May 9, 2012 15:06:37
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Prince William and Catherine were out last night in London. Will was invited to speak at a meeting of The Thirty Club. Apparently The Thirty Club is super elite and top secret. No one knows what goes on in there but its members are among the most powerful media and marketing players in England.  Will’s been invited several times but finally accepted this year on the occasion of his grandmother’s Diamond Jubilee and his upcoming 30th birthday. Full Story

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Shelfy is on Twitter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 14:35:27 May 9, 2012 14:35:27
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Jessica Biel is engaged. She will marry Justin Timberlake this summer. And now she’s joined Twitter. Shelfy made it official on Monday night, while she was getting ready for the Met Gala, posting a photo of herself on WhoSay (more on this is in a minute) with the caption:I can't zip up my dress. Welcome to my world! #MetBall WhoSayPhotoEmbed. Full Story

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Ryan & Blake on the Island

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 13:14:18 May 9, 2012 13:14:18
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ExclusiveRyan Reynolds took Blake Lively to Nanaimo on Vancouver Island this week. His brother lives and works there. They stayed with him during their visit and played basketball on his block on Monday night. It’s cute, right? Ryan and Blake, all Hollywood and sh-t, running up and down the street of an unassuming neighbourhood, giggling and chasing each other. Full Story

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Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Dress porn takes priority. So we’re covering the Met Gala first, then everything else after Smutty Tingles. It will be a heavy day on the blog. Very heavy. So if you’re visiting late in the day, please scroll down and click VIEW OLDER to get caught up. This opening and a many of the early posts were written through the night so if there are new photos that are worth seeing, I’ll get those up later. We’ll try to load the pictures and the articles to the site as quickly as possible but given that there is commentary that accompanies each set, I may be slower than some of my peers. Will try to be worth the wait.

As always, please do send your thoughts. Every message is read, eagerly. And I look forward to the unspoken arguments, raging through the ether, from your inbox to mine.

Ready?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. The Desert Dogs took out the Predators! And I love being wrong if it means the Country Bitch isn’t going to the Stanley Cup.