Not pregnant at 30

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 15:15:40 January 9, 2012 15:15:40
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Catherine of William is 30 today. Pippa and Harry are supposedly planning a birthday party for her. And UK tabloids are reporting that Prince William has been thinking of what to gift her: a watch and a commissioned oil painting to commemorate her first year as his wife. Full Story

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Carey & Marcus too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 14:39:07 January 9, 2012 14:39:07
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Check it out - a very rare sighting of Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford in New York this weekend where she participated in a New York Times event. Carey’s been in Australia shooting The Great Gatsby for Baz Luhrmann. She and Marcus are reportedly engaged though it’s not even a year since they started dating. Full Story

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Thank you so much, Emma & Andrew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 14:02:23 January 9, 2012 14:02:23
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I have been perv-wishing for months for pictures of Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield loving each other. There was some handholding before Christmas. And hugging too. But nothing quite like these... These are the best, and the cutest, so far. Here are Emma and Andrew in New York the other day KISSING! Like, let me push you up against an iron fence and get all horny kissing. Full Story

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Blue Ivy, security, and vaginal preservation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 13:46:56 January 9, 2012 13:46:56

Blue Ivy.Blue IV.Why not Blue Four? Well I guess that would be too Beckham Seven.I suppose they think the Ivy IV is pretty clever. Clever or not, it certainly wasn’t random. Four is their favourite number. Somehow they found a way to work it in. Including the birth date? Blue Ivy would have to have been born after midnight to qualify as a January 8 (and therefore 4+4) baby. Full Story

Friday, January 6, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Thank you so much for your wonderful response to the addition of Hayley’s Health & Fitness columns on the LifeStyle page of the site. She’ll start answering more of your emails next week, in addition to kicking me in the ass on my program beginning Monday.  Read Full Intro

Not today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2012 23:19:24 January 6, 2012 23:19:24
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Beyonce went out today. Little Rider is still inside of her. So maybe tonight, but definitely not today.Last week, some idiot released an idiot rumour that she’d given birth and called the baby Tiana. It lit up Twitter, made every headline on every site, spiked traffic everywhere...and for nothing. B came out to stomp that sh-t down this afternoon. Full Story

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Out of retirement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2012 23:07:53 January 6, 2012 23:07:53
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Check out Joaquin Phoenix in Hollywood today on a cigarette break. As you know, Joaquin announced his retirement, but then it was supposedly all for a mock documentary, which no one understood. And now he’s back to doing what he does best: acting. Hopefully without complaining. Because he really is a very, very, very good actor. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2012 20:55:55 January 6, 2012 20:55:55

Shaki's amaaaazing ass. Happy Friday! (The Superficial)
 
Kirstie Alley's key to dating (Dlisted)

Kat Dennings has a new boyfriend (US Weekly)

Rose McGowan looks really good here  (Hollywood Tuna)

Michelle Williams is GLOWING  (Pop Sugar)

Emily Blunt in lovely classy pink  (Just Jared)

Ashley Greene's legs in short denims  (Popoholic)

Shocked Blake Lively didn't manage to work her way into these Ryan Reynolds photos  (Celebuzz)

Weirdest f-cking celebrity perv story ever  (The Daily What)

What is going on with this weird peasant bridal dress?  (Go Fug Yourself)

Drama over the spa?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2012 20:33:18 January 6, 2012 20:33:18
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This is the kind of sh-t I love about Hollywood.Photos were released of Brad Pitt yesterday with a cane. Evidently he's busted his leg. Here comes everyone with a joke about Angelina getting rough with him African jungle styles, ha ha. But the story's a lot more interesting than sex injuries...A few blogs picked up the images early and blasted them out. Full Story

Are they ok?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2012 18:15:19 January 6, 2012 18:15:19

Getting pounded by emails today re: Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis...Before you panic over any gossip story, please always stop and consider the source. Here’s how I usually operate: If it comes from Star, In Touch, Life & Style, and OK!, it’s like I never read the headline. For those of you interested in this sort of thing, and it’s worth noting if you consider yourself an above average gossip student, Star and The National Enquirer are owned by the same company and In Touch and Life & Style also fall under one parent publisher. Full Story