Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 19:27:09 January 9, 2012 19:27:09

Hayley’s decided how exactly she’s busting my ass this week and Sasha’s back with her advice on a fresh start relationship and whether or not a girl should wait around for a guy in LifeStyle

This is exactly what Jessica Simpson looks like in person. Only in person she waddles in front of you. (Dlisted)

So far in 2012, I have not seen LeAnn Rimes clothed (The Superficial)

Bieber’s trashtalking now (Celebedge)

Maria Menounos’s dress flatters in the right places (Hollywood Tuna)

Natalie Portman’s cute chubby little baby (Pop Sugar)

Rihanna celebrated the birth of our new Lord and Saviour at the Laker game (Just Jared)

What Michael Fassbender wants in a woman (Cele|bitchy)

Joshua Jackson speaks honestly about the end of Fringe (Socialite Life)

High class escorts spend their whole lives on the beach (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lea Michele, or Not Eponine, in a blue dress (I'm Not Obsessed)

Blue Ivy’s first track

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 19:16:44 January 9, 2012 19:16:44
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Even her father is calling her the B.I.C.Jay-Z’s posted it on his site. A song called Glory featuring B.I.C. That must be her wailing on the track. Is that what they did to that hospital? Turn it into a recording studio while NICU babies were waiting for their parents?  Hear the lyric about Paris. Full Story

Meangirl in the hall

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 18:13:09 January 9, 2012 18:13:09
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Remember when my friend Lara and I were cut down by Anna Wintour’s eyes at the MET Gala a few years ago? Click here for a refresher. It was the best. I mean, you know that woman is a Master Bitch. And to have experienced it first hand... these are the small joys of the job. Full Story

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Gary Oldman loves Jessica Chastain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 17:06:35 January 9, 2012 17:06:35
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As Brad Pitt said, admiringly, of Jessica Chastain:“Seven pictures in 2011 and five in 2012. Usually an actor has to work in the porn industry to have that kind of success.”Jessica Chastain is pretty much why Jessica Biel has to marry Justin Timberlake. There’s really nothing else for Biel to do. Unless she wants to sign on to a Paranormal Activity movie or something. Full Story

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Brange is all business

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 16:52:55 January 9, 2012 16:52:55
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There was some Pitt Porn posing on Saturday night in Palm Springs but mostly, for both of them, it was Work Time. Both of them were selling, and separately. About half an hour before arrivals, a publicist representing Angelina’s film In The Land Of Blood and Honey came down the press line to confirm that Jolie would indeed be taking questions on the line, and that she preferred that they be about the movie. Full Story

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The Chairman goes Inside The Actors Studio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 15:54:24 January 9, 2012 15:54:24
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George Clooney is in New York today to tape his appearance on Inside The Actors Studio and to attend the NBR gala tomorrow night. Stacy Keibler has accompanied him on the trip. We’ll come back to this. But after all this time, Lipton has finally landed George Clooney. A very big get. And why now? You know the answer. Full Story

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Not pregnant at 30

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 15:15:40 January 9, 2012 15:15:40
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Catherine of William is 30 today. Pippa and Harry are supposedly planning a birthday party for her. And UK tabloids are reporting that Prince William has been thinking of what to gift her: a watch and a commissioned oil painting to commemorate her first year as his wife. Full Story

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Carey & Marcus too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 14:39:07 January 9, 2012 14:39:07
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Check it out - a very rare sighting of Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford in New York this weekend where she participated in a New York Times event. Carey’s been in Australia shooting The Great Gatsby for Baz Luhrmann. She and Marcus are reportedly engaged though it’s not even a year since they started dating. Full Story

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Thank you so much, Emma & Andrew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 14:02:23 January 9, 2012 14:02:23
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I have been perv-wishing for months for pictures of Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield loving each other. There was some handholding before Christmas. And hugging too. But nothing quite like these... These are the best, and the cutest, so far. Here are Emma and Andrew in New York the other day KISSING! Like, let me push you up against an iron fence and get all horny kissing. Full Story

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Blue Ivy, security, and vaginal preservation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 13:46:56 January 9, 2012 13:46:56

Blue Ivy.Blue IV.Why not Blue Four? Well I guess that would be too Beckham Seven.I suppose they think the Ivy IV is pretty clever. Clever or not, it certainly wasn’t random. Four is their favourite number. Somehow they found a way to work it in. Including the birth date? Blue Ivy would have to have been born after midnight to qualify as a January 8 (and therefore 4+4) baby. Full Story