Playing injured

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2011 15:23:11 November 7, 2011 15:23:11
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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban made their way through LAX on Friday presumably for Nashville, where the CMA Awards are happening on November 9th. Keith is nominated for Entertainer of the Year which I’m told he’s desperate to win, and he was supposed to be performing Full Story

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A handy list of actors who think you’re stupid

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 7, 2011 15:14:45 November 7, 2011 15:14:45

That’s what Forbes should have called their list of “Hollywood’s most overpaid stars”. In and of itself, there’s nothing wrong with commercial filmmaking. It’s not a completely soulless endeavor, it’s just that it’s frustrating when movies consistently get made to the lowest common denominator and people with actual talent squander it repeatedly on trash. Full Story

Are you trying to be princessy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2011 14:44:53 November 7, 2011 14:44:53
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Fine, but only if you play her like Tracy Flick. Because that would be a hilariously awesome movie. Tracy Flick as Grace Kelly? They did say that the Grace Kelly biopic would focus on her political manoeuvrings to save Monaco...As you know, they’re planning at movie about Princess Grace. Click here Full Story

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The Walking Dead 2.4: Where did they get Otis's body?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 7, 2011 14:38:48 November 7, 2011 14:38:48

The Walking Dead Season 2 Episode 4 recap Time to find out what the fallout is over Stupid Shane’s decision re: Otis The Fat Cannibal. Stupid Shane is now sporting Travis Bickel-esque hair.The Farm of Doom folks seem to be collecting rocks. Hey Dennis, there’s some lovely filth over here.Carl is awake and acting once again. Full Story

Conjuring Cam & Drew?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2011 14:31:16 November 7, 2011 14:31:16
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Just the other day I was sniffing around about why Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore are never shot together in candids anymore. Oh look! The two were at the LACMA Art and Film Gala honouring Clint Eastwood and John Baldessari on Saturday night. They had their photo taken with Kate Hudson. Full Story

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November 7, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2011 14:07:54 November 7, 2011 14:07:54

Please vote for Walter if you haven’t yet already! Walter comes to Covenant House and comforts our youth. Walter gives a lot every day. Click here to support him. And don’t forget Calgary- it’s Boobyball on Wednesday night! Take care of your breasts! Click here Full Story

Friday, November 4, 2011

Dear Gossips,

If Justin Bieber refuses to submit to a DNA test to prove he is or isn’t the father of Mariah’s baby - I can’t say her name without cracking up - does that automatically make him the father of Mariah’s baby? Because he’s afraid to prove he’s not? Let’s play armchair talent manager, shall we? Because while it might be easy enough to pee in a cup and verify that he didn’t give her his virginity in the span of 30 seconds while “f-cking the sh-t” out of her in a backstage bathroom, it also sets a precedent that anyone who comes forward with a paternity claim can eat up your time and resources, set your agenda.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 17:44:33 November 4, 2011 17:44:33

Check out Sasha on Emma Stone’s coat and big bottom jeans over in LifeStyle

The cutest video you’ll see all week. Look at his serious but badass face! (Dlisted)

OK Olivia Munn…this is kinda awesome. Who else? Who else?! (The Superficial)

JLo is looking for new talent…by showing them her abs (Pop Sugar)

I might have to watch Glee for this episode (Towleroad)

This is too close to Halloween and a bumblebee costume I think (Hollywood Tuna)

Michelle Williams sings as Marilyn Monroe (Just Jared)

What?! Madonna hit on Chris Martin and that’s why Gwyneth broke up with her??? (Cele|bitchy)

SJP is in Melbourne right now. Here’s what she should be doing instead of hanging out with Elizabeth Hurley and that vile Shane Warne (The Travel Presse)

For real. I thought this was Kellan Lutz. Haaahahahaahahahh! (Moe Jackson)

It’s official: Katherine Heigl and her mother must share clothes (Go Fug Yourself)

H7 makes mom look so pretty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 17:35:33 November 4, 2011 17:35:33
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Victoria watched David play last night. Her sons and Harper Seven came with her. And they were joined by Victoria’s friend Eva Longoria. They both had good hair. And makeup. Especially Posh. This particular style she’s wearing right now, and the length, Olsen twins style, really works for her. She looks really, really good, non? Beautiful, actually. Full Story

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Hey kids, meet Mr Rocknroll

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 16:31:51 November 4, 2011 16:31:51
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Kate Winslet and her kids were in New York yesterday, spending time with her new boyfriend Ned Rocknroll. Ned’s not exactly, um, the most robust name to begin with. And then there’s that f-cking Rocknroll situation which... Don’t ask me to get over it. The day we get over a guy changing his name to Ned Rocknroll is the day we give in to stupid. Full Story

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