Monday, December 19, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I came home last night totally jacked from Watch The Throne, the final stop on the tour. And then I turned on the series 3 finale for Misfits and it f-cked me up. Let me give you a day or two to see it, especially for those of you in North America.  Read Full Intro

Royal Black Velvet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 22:18:11 December 19, 2011 22:18:11
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Chris Jackson/Getty

I was ridiculously happy to see these photos released. Like, in a way that suggests I may have a problem. It’s just… I mean they’re three of my favourite subjects. And here they are, together, all of them, at a ball. Come on! It’s Christmas!Check out Prince William, Catherine, and Prince Harry at The Sun Military Awards in London tonight, the three young representatives of an invigorated monarchy. Full Story

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Please let there be a pap-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 21:29:29 December 19, 2011 21:29:29
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INF

Katie Holmes may be younger than Nicole Kidman, and I was about to write “infinitely more expressive” seeing as Katie hasn’t turned her face into a tundra, but then I realised, even though Katie hasn’t frozen her forehead, there is, like her predecessor, really not all that much variation in her expressions, for completely different reasons. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 19:56:14 December 19, 2011 19:56:14

Sasha gets real with a selfish sister and worries for a criticised wife - LifeStyle

Lord help us because it will never end (Dlisted)

Even the numbers are controversial when it comes to Lindsay Lohan (The Superficial)

Jay-Z and GOOP meangirled a waiter? (Celebedge)

This is what Kellan Lutz taught his girlfriend (Hollywood Tuna)

Sarah Michelle Gellar and her little Pebbles (Pop Sugar)

Zoe Saldana keeps it civil (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want people staring at her in NYC. Really??? (Cele|bitchy)

Vanessa Hudgens seems really into her boyfriend (Socialite Life)

That is a terrible fashion statement (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Helen Mirren is amazing in purple (I'm Not Obsessed)

Get out of the way

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 18:58:51 December 19, 2011 18:58:51

You build for the summer at Christmas. Which is why the studios have been rolling out trailers for all their summer blockbusters. Today, the big one arrived: The Dark Knight Rises.I don’t think Michael Caine could have delivered that line with any more emotion. Right off the top he made me want to cry. Full Story

Holiday slumming…at the jewellery store

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 18:52:51 December 19, 2011 18:52:51
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FameFlynet

Like I said in today’s open: Beyonce is not Jennifer Lopez. Beyonce knows. Beyonce respects her own stature. And Jay-Z his. What is the point of getting to be B and J only to run around with a back-up dancer? So here’s JLo with Casper Smart this weekend in her Bentley - which he gets to use even when she’s not in the passenger seat - hitting up a jewellery store. Full Story

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Let it snow…for Mimi!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 18:09:13 December 19, 2011 18:09:13

Mimi says Happy Christmas with a new video!  This is what I’m saying about this time of year. Mimi delights me in February. But she really, REALLY delights me in December. Is this her LA house?OMG. We open on a huge photograph of what appears to be Mimi mounting Nick, if that’s any indication of what the next four and a half minutes will bring…. Full Story

Buble and a strong SNL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 17:49:13 December 19, 2011 17:49:13
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PUNKD Images

It was the strongest Saturday Night Live this season with Jimmy Fallon hosting. Tina! Amy! Tracy’s signature Christmas move! And the ice skating at the end. WILL ARNETT WAS THERE! So much happiness! My favourite sketch was Beethoven, although it may have been a minute too long. And how smart was the one about the off-Broadway show? (Did anyone else wonder why the wicked smaht Tim Tebow sketch didn’t come earlier? In place of the one with Kristen Wiig trying to take over the party? It made sense later during the farewell for logistics. Full Story

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Robo’s Birthday Jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 17:31:41 December 19, 2011 17:31:41
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Wenn, StarFeine.com/Splash

I say this every year - Katie Holmes and Brad Pitt share a birthday. One of the many reasons why western astrology, to me anyway, lacks credibility. Katie spent her birthday with Little and Littler Sci in New York in a birthday jumpsuit. On Charlize Theron, or Rihanna? Totally? The problem with how Katie wears hers is that even if she didn’t design it, it LOOKS like she did design it. Full Story

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Prison Bride’s Chistmas present

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 16:58:04 December 19, 2011 16:58:04
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Wenn, Splash, Andreas Rentz/Pool/Getty

This is Monaco’s Prince Albert participating in the traditional Christmas bath yesterday in, I guess?, royal swimwear? And a blue bathrobe. Just in case you were wondering what Charlene of Serenity goes to bed with every night. Speaking of Her Highness of Prison, she was allowed to go to Germany this weekend for a charity gala. Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon: Serious, not sexy

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 19, 2011 16:39:51 December 19, 2011 16:39:51
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WENN

Speaking of studying celebrity career moves...Reese Witherspoon is an interesting case. She's popular, not a bad actress, an Oscar winner. Yet the last few years she's eroded a lot of goodwill by making a string of bad movies. Even in this year's Water for Elephants, which wasn't bad, she was the weakest link. Full Story

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