Best of Hollywood Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2011 14:56:09 October 31, 2011 14:56:09
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I’m not good at Halloween. I really, really want to be. But I just, I mean I don’t have the flair for a smart costume. Last year Duana went as Taylor Momsen. It was the best. And Sasha went as the Bay. Equally hilarious. A few years ago, Jacek was Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet which only means something to you if you’ve watched The Best of Will Ferrell SNL too many times. Full Story

Justin Timberlake can’t lead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2011 14:30:25 October 31, 2011 14:30:25
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Justin Timberlake simply doesn’t sell at the movies the way he sells records. IN TIME was not certified platinum. IN TIME, with Pipsqueak firmly in the lead, was nowhere near gold either. Or silver. So he still has yet to prove that he can carry a movie. As you know though, that ego, it doesn’t take well to rejection and failure. Full Story

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Charlie Sheen wins in the end

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 31, 2011 14:21:06 October 31, 2011 14:21:06
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Remember how you all yelled at me when I said I was enjoying Charlie Sheen’s TORNADO OF AWESOME earlier this year? At the time I noted that his behavior, as bizarre as it was, was ultimately about a contract dispute and I believed that he could rein it in when needed. Full Story

The Italian Queen and her Father George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2011 13:51:30 October 31, 2011 13:51:30
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Is she still the Italian Queen? Well, after what she just did to him, she’s earned back the crown... temporarily. George Clooney is currently campaigning for multiple Oscar nominations. He replaced Elisabetta Canalis with Stacy Keibler. Keibler has been strategically integrated, now part of the award season game plan. Full Story

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Friday, October 28, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Here’s my confession: Jacek and I are leaving tonight on our 10th wedding anniversary holiday. We’ve been planning it for a year. So...I may be a little distracted. Can’t wait to get there and...in a super geek way, I can’t wait to start my reading list.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2011 18:51:02 October 28, 2011 18:51:02

Ok I just realised I haven’t actually started packing. I’ve just been thinking about packing and taking things out but not putting them IN anywhere. So I’m out for the day. Be back on Monday as usual. In the meantime, please visit my friends below for your Friday afternoon gossip needs.

Sasha’s finding Pippa’s favourite bags and taking care of her eyebrows in LifeStyle.

Madonna’s daughter is a better actor than her mother (Dlisted)

I F-CKING LOVE this Johnny Depp interview so much. And, oh look!, Justin Bieber is involved. (Pop Sugar)

But where does she get the money to keep paying photographers and publicists? (The Superficial)

Glee is good for these 3 short minutes a week (Towleroad)

Kylie’s large fishnets - you like? (Hollywood Tuna)

Jared Leto’s music sets its only record (Just Jared)

Totally don’t believe that Kate Hudson is their Yoko Ono (Cele|bitchy)

It officially could be a Queen (Pink Is The New Blog)

Top 31 excuses for celebrities to dress skanky (Celebslam)

I like it when Kristen Stewart admits to googling herself to see what she looks like in her red carpet clothes (Celebuzz)

Justin Bieber’s balls dropped

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2011 18:35:22 October 28, 2011 18:35:22

What?That’s what his manager Scooter Braun told Billboard about the new Christmas album Under The Mistletoe which, it’s weird because I’m hitting the beach this weekend but all I’ve been listening to are his holiday jams. Let me come back to this in a minute. We need to finish up on Bieber’s balls. Said Braun: “Vocally, (Justin’s) balls have dropped. Full Story

Milou on the carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2011 17:31:02 October 28, 2011 17:31:02
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I’m assuming this is Milou? On the carpet in Rome for the premiere of The Adventures of TinTin with Jamie Bell? TinTin doesn’t open until close to Christmas but this press tour has been a couple of weeks long already and I feel like we’re only halfway through Europe. Not sure if Milou is along for the ride the entire time. Full Story

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JGL as a cop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2011 16:24:23 October 28, 2011 16:24:23
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Christian Bale were in New York today shooting scenes for The Dark Knight Rises. Bale’s Bruce Wayne (as his tricked out car is getting towed) walks behind JGL’s John Blake, a cop, obviously, though internet fanboys still haven’t figured out if he’s a good guy or a corrupt police officer. Full Story

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When did Biel become a muse?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2011 15:36:46 October 28, 2011 15:36:46
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Jessica Biel flew to Paris Fashion Week recently specifically to sit front row at Giambattista Valli. Last night she was with the designer at the Fashion Group International Night of Stars event in New York. I mean, yeah she’s worn his clothes a few times but I wouldn’t say it’s Sofia Coppola and Marc Jacobs. Full Story

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Granny Freeze and The Family Fang

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2011 15:24:06 October 28, 2011 15:24:06
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Have you read Kevin Wilson’s The Family Fang? I finished it a few weeks ago. It is hilariously imagined, hysterical in parts, and uncomfortably disturbing throughout: the Fangs are already a reality; you can see it on TV. And worse still, though perhaps that’s the point, people can’t recognise themselves in the story. Full Story