July 6, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2012 14:20:08 July 6, 2012 14:20:08

Happy Birthday Laurie! So happy you and Bridget had fun at SMUT! Come back next year? She says you’d love to see what Marcus and Barney are up to? Well, yesterday they went to the beach with Marcus’s only friend Kona. This is what happens at the beach: Marcus digs a hole, and Barney yells at him for not inviting him into his hole. Full Story

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Is it fitting that a divorce involving a Scientologist has been characterised by so much misinformation? Because there is a lot of it where Tom and Katie's implosion is concerned. It's a story that will play out over the next few weeks.  Read Full Intro

Dance-off imminent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 21:00:11 July 5, 2012 21:00:11
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Fame/Flynet

Entertainment shows, magazines, and blogs have been on high alert for several weeks re: Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber and whether or not they’re breaking up. Click here for my last post about their fragile young love. There have been signs for a while now that we’re well past the midpoint of the relationship, heading rapidly towards its inevitable conclusion. Full Story

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Jena Malone is Johanna Mason?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 19:36:57 July 5, 2012 19:36:57
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Mark Davis/Kevin Winter/Tommaso Boddi/Getty

The Hollywood Reporter reported exclusively the other day that Jena Malone will play Johanna Mason in Catching Fire. Or, rather, they reported that: “Malone has the offer and is in early negotiations for the part, according to sources. Full Story

Breaking Bad Season 5 preview: Season 4 review

Maria Posted by Maria at July 5, 2012 19:28:07 July 5, 2012 19:28:07
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WENN

“I am the one who knocks.” -WW Poison figures prominently this season. Poison is how these people choose to kill because it’s underhanded, precise and can be done with a smile. Poison has to be administered by someone close, someone who appears to be an ally. But it’s not just literal poison; Walt is a poison, too. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 18:52:58 July 5, 2012 18:52:58

Sasha finds Stacy Keibler’s red skirt in LifeStyle

Madonna, Virgin, weeping (Dlisted)

Happy Fourth from between Heidi’s breasts (Too Fab)

Lindsay Lohan is too dirty, even for a porn star (The Superficial)

I’m really into Chloe Sevigny for Miu Miu (Just Jared)

Demi Moore’s daughters are mad at her (Cele|bitchy)

Miley Cyrus’s all-American sequined Independence Day (Hollywood Tuna)

Leonardo DiCaprio takes his shirt off in Hawaii (Pop Sugar)

Zac Efron has really taken to Euro living (Pink Is The New Blog)

Katy Perry’s cleavage holds her phone (Popoholic)

Jennifer Lopez tries to create her own Buckingham (Go Fug Yourself)

The Happy Afflecks on the Fourth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 17:51:23 July 5, 2012 17:51:23
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WENN

Ben Affleck figured it out a year ago - Jennifer Garner and his children saved his career. Oh sure, he’s a talented director, but in this celebrity environment, talent relies on public image; he’s lucky his wife is forgiving. And every reformed man in Hollywood right now must be looking at Tom Cruise relieved that it’s him and not them. Full Story

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Sad is not enough

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 17:30:11 July 5, 2012 17:30:11

After his lawyer, Bert Fields, accused Katie Holmes’s team of “playing the media” yesterday - click here for a refresher - Tom Cruise tried to solicit some sympathy for himself. PEOPLE.com Full Story

Katie Holmes: Skywalker, Neo, and Harry Potter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 16:27:38 July 5, 2012 16:27:38
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Banks/Brewer/Splash

Here are some old shots from July 2008. Scientology head David Miscavige tagged along with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to watch a race. You know, because Tom and David are manly men on motorcycles and sh-t. Miscavige of course was also the best man at their wedding. Ex-Scientologists have been saying for years that he’s a brutal dictator. Full Story

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