No birthday cake, just a birthday platter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2012 16:29:16 April 18, 2012 16:29:16
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There requires a certain discipline to be a celebrity. Duana referenced it last week in her post about Lady Gaga tweeting her popstar diet and workout routine. Click here if you missed it. Food indulgences must be defied. Food is evil. As Kate Moss once said, “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”. Full Story

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Get your hands off my boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2012 15:39:00 April 18, 2012 15:39:00
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I LOVE these pictures of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber at the Laker game last night. Because obviously I’m obsessed with them, but also because of the Photo Assumption you can apply to Selena’s face when a young fan approaches for a photo. Adversaries come in all ages and sizes. Selena and Justin were then asked to kiss for the camera. Full Story

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Mrs Kutcher for not much longer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2012 14:36:19 April 18, 2012 14:36:19
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Demi Moore stepped out in public for the first time in months last night to support Amanda de Cadenet. She signalled her return the previous day on Twitter after a staying quiet for months, asking followers to suggest a new name, declaring that it was time for a change. Demi is currently still @mrskutcher Full Story

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April 18, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2012 13:45:22 April 18, 2012 13:45:22

Rare diseases often affect the vulnerable: our children. Nearly one third of children with a rare disease won’t live to celebrate their 10th birthday. The Rare Disease Foundation focuses on improving the lives of children with rare and undiagnosed conditions. Rare Finds is the Rare Disease Foundation signature fundraising event with all proceeds supporting rare disease research at BC Children’s Hospital, parent support groups, and awareness programs. Full Story

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Still a couple of weeks to go until The Avengers but they’re preparing Iron Man 3 already for a May 2013 release. And guess what? It’ll be shot and co-produced in China (source  Read Full Intro

Ashton prompts Mila’s emphatic denial

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2012 21:00:56 April 17, 2012 21:00:56
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X17 reported yesterday that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were out on a date the other night. I wrote that I thought and hoped that she was smarter than that. And it looks like she is. Mila’s rep issued a swift and strong denial immediately after the X17 report went viral. Full Story

On Tom Hiddleston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2012 20:34:24 April 17, 2012 20:34:24
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Sarah from Cinesnark is all about the Loki love. I like Loki as a character, a lot, and he is a great character (with amazing costumes) in The Avengers, but it’s not like I want to walk around holding hands with Loki or anything. Tom Hiddleston on the other hand. Full Story

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The through-line is DOUCHE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2012 19:52:18 April 17, 2012 19:52:18

Cameron Diaz covers the new issue of InStyle. Which is why she was in Paris a few months ago for Haute Couture Week; she was picking clothes. I like watching Cam’s clothes on a carpet. It’s always, always interesting to me what she wears. Here’s my favourite quote from the interview. Cam on her romantic past: “I would never have guessed that I would end up dating any of the guys I’ve dated—never! There’s no through-line between them. Full Story

Summer movie preview 2012

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 17, 2012 19:43:46 April 17, 2012 19:43:46

It’s almost here, my favorite time of year. Summer movie season is a four month holiday for industry watchers. It’s all insanity and nervousness. There’s so much on the line—so much money, so many connotations for people’s careers. If you’re into blow-by-blow previews, I do monthly rundowns on Cinesnark Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2012 18:51:34 April 17, 2012 18:51:34

Isabel Marant or Rachel Comey? Lezzie boot options in LifeStyle

Rihanna doesn’t think Blair Waldorf’s ass is all that (The Superficial)

Crotch yodelling to the next level (Dlisted)

Jennifer Aniston isn’t getting any better at pretending to not care (Celeb|itchy)

They let Audrina Patridge onto another carpet??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Elizabeth Olsen’s sisters made her an ugly dress (Pop Sugar)

I love Charlize’s white oxfords (Just Jared)

As far as dressing like an asshole at Coachella is concerned, this one isn’t so bad (Popoholic)

A crying Fassbender robot (Towleroad)

Heidi Klum says she’s all natural (Amy Grindhouse)

What’s wrong with me? I don’t hate this a lot. Maybe a little, but definitely not a lot. (Go Fug Yourself)