Seth MacFarlane set to annoy us at the Oscars
I find Seth MacFarlane funny when I don’t have to look at him. Family Guy can be funny. Ted was funny. But he’s not a physical presence in either of those things. Seth MacFarlane’s funny is always hindered by his smug moonface. Is there a more self-satisfied smirk in Hollywood? No. Full Story
Ashley and her sister’s boyfriend
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Mary Kate Olsen is dating Olivier Sarkozy. They’ve reportedly moved in together. On Saturday they had brunch with her sister Ashley who, at first glance, looks like she has freakishly small arms in that coat. Full Story
Holding hands with Princess Serenity
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Her Royal Serenity Charlene attended a gala in Monaco Saturday by Prince Albert’s side. She looked lovely, and not even that sad. Maybe it was because she knew she’d be allowed out of the castle the next day. It’s easier to swallow it back when you know there’s relief on the way. Full Story
Revisited
Homeland Season 2 episode 1 recap You can only do it once, what I just did. No matter how many seasons of a show there are, you can only once catch up so that you’re ready with the rest of the world. After that, you have to wait between breaks like everyone else. I do know this – and yet I still feel like I got the best gift of all. Full Story
GOOP 40 in Portofino
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Gwyneth Paltrow celebrated her 40th birthday surrounded by family and friends in Portofino. Don't see her ma around but for sure that's her brother Jake and the kids were there too, and also Chris Martin. Here's a rare shot of them in the same frame. Obviously he had no idea they were being shot. Full Story
Annie gets married
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And... no PEOPLE Magazine exclusive? If so, I feel like they wouldn’t have had to use a pap photo - click here to see their article on the event from the same series you’re seeing here. Then again, selling her wedding to PEOPLE, or to any weekly, would be kinda down-market for Anne Hathaway. Full Story
Thor 2 is over?!?
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Anne Hathaway was married this weekend. While I write that up, please start your Monday morning with Tom Hiddleston, seen here leaving Chinawhites in London after what the paps are calling the Thor 2 wrap party...what? Already? We’re still 13 months out from the release date. If true, a long post-production is healthy. Full Story
October 1, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs
Dawn! Happy 29th Birthday from Jonathan and Shannon who wants me to tell you that “Woody Wilson says hey”. Also, Tucker is GORGEOUS. And for Jilly from your sister Stacy and the original Jackson - Happy Birthday! Full Story
Dear Gossips,
It got so busy, we never did talk about Ryan Lochte’s leather vest and pants situation the other day, did we? How many times have you or your friends said, in your best Baby Got Back voice, that “oh my God, he is SUCH a pig” about a dude who’s dating a hot dumb girl? Ryan Lochte may be taking away a woman’s right to make such declarations ever again. Read Full Intro
Smutty Tingles
Sasha’s hard for fall burgundy and dragon potion to keep you young in LifeStyle
LeAnn Rimes went to rehab for being a famewhore and hit up a red carpet right after they let her out (Dlisted)
Ke$ha doesn’t suck because she f-cked a ghost. Ke$ha sucks she called it “sexy time”. (The Superficial)
Hair-off! Rihanna or Anne Hathaway? (Just Jared)
Yes, yes, yes. More of this on Nina Dobrev. (Hollywood Tuna)
Natalie Portman really does look good as a blonde (Pop Sugar)
Hollywood Real Estate Porn: look at Hilary Swank’s house and monogrammed chair (Too Fab)
Tom Cruise is doubting Xenu? I don’t believe... (Cele|bitchy)
This doesn’t look like Brooke Shields to me (IDLYITW)
Taylor Swift wants to have babies with her 18 YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND...?!? (Celebedge)
What’s wrong with me? I think these pictures are really sweet. (Pink Is The New Blog)
No Mrs Reynolds in the front row
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Blake Lively was too busy getting married to be at New York Fashion Week. And though she reps Gucci now she didn’t show up for the Gucci show in Milan either. She used to however be front row for a fee. The Hollywood Reporter published an article yesterday about celebrity presence at the runway presentations and how much they’re being paid. Full Story
