Marion in 2 weeks

June 3, 2011 12:27:00 Posted at June 3, 2011 12:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Um.... She had a baby 2 weeks ago. 2 weeks and a day. May 19th. They called him Marcel. SO cute. I love the name Marcel! Marcel Canet! Yeah so... You might not want to look at these pictures if you’re not feeling good about yourself today. Because here’s Marion Cotillard in Paris, on a photo shoot for Dior, looking. Full Story

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This is MUCH better

June 3, 2011 11:55:31 Posted at June 3, 2011 11:55:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As noted in this post from last month, I did not have nice feelings for the first trailer for One Day. It was sh-t. A UK version of the trailer has since been released. It’s a lot better. It’s not great, but it’s a lot better. Her accent seems better. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 3, 2011 11:02:50 Posted at June 3, 2011 11:02:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will the Beliebers attempt an MTV assassination? (Dlisted)

Famewhore fathers activate (The Superficial)

We can like Cameron Diaz again! (Popeater)

Salma is all sparkly (Hollywood Tuna)

Chelsy Davy’s boozy lunch (Pop Sugar)

Listen to Coldplay’s new song (Just Jared)

Princess Catherine’s Samantha Ronson moment (Cele|bitchy)

Prince William is still not as hot as Harry when he’s on a horse (Pink Is The New Blog)

Trashcan whore is my new favourite expression (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

BB + NKOTB = ! (Celebuzz)

Is this Justin’s girlfriend?

June 3, 2011 09:53:54 Posted at June 3, 2011 09:53:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone is all over this Ashley Olsen/Justin Timberlake situation. Click here if you missed my initial thoughts about it earlier this week. During the liveblogs, people have been asking whether or not it’s legit. My thoughts? Well first, I hear they’ve been out in a group several times in NYC with friends, including her sister. Full Story

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Being together is the best damage control

June 3, 2011 08:54:25 Posted at June 3, 2011 08:54:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But it’s also important not to look like she’s having too good of a time. After all, Blake’s reputation has been soiled this week by a major nudie leak. This however is a clever distraction: Hey, don’t look at my tits. Here’s my new boyfriend and he’s really famous and he still wants to be with me despite all that’s happened. Full Story

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Scarjo’s ugly phase is over

June 3, 2011 08:24:07 Posted at June 3, 2011 08:24:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If this was her decision, that is. is reporting that Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are over. They’d been together about 3 months. Not too long. People cites a source who says it’s done, that Scarjo’s shooting in New Mexico and hasn’t seen him since they held hands in Washington for the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Full Story

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X-Men: First Class

June 3, 2011 08:00:41 Posted at June 3, 2011 08:00:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone is wanking off to Michael Fassbender’s performance as Eric who becomes Magneto in X-Men: First Class and while I totally think he deserves it because he’s great, I do wish people would jerk off just as hard to James McAvoy too. It’s almost easier to play the prototypically tortured superhero with a shattered heartbreaking history and a thirst for vengeance that compromises his goodness. Full Story

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A Blakey black eye?

June 3, 2011 07:12:28 Posted at June 3, 2011 07:12:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? Please. I’m sure he’s nothing to do with it. There’s been a lot of joking that Jennifer Garner was the one who released those TOTALLY NOT BLAKE nude photos that have entertained us so this week. As hilarious as that would be, I think it’s very unlikely. Because of the “faps” Full Story

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June 3, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 3, 2011 06:42:03 Posted at June 3, 2011 06:42:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Marisela! Happy 25th Birthday. And do NOT make me have to come there and sit you DOWN for complaining over the “pain” of 25. Child, do you know what you are saying??? One day soon you’ll get to New York. Besides, New York will be more fun when you can afford it. Timothy Olyphant? Coming right up. Full Story

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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Dear Gossips,

TV LiveBlog with Duana today at 3pm ET/Noon PT. Join us! Also, Duana, Sarah, Sasha, and I will be liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday starting at 8:30pm ET/5:30pm PT. And for those of you asking about SMUT, my annual gossip party in Toronto – it’s happening really soon, June 20th, and tickets will be available on Monday.  Read Full Intro


June 2, 2011 13:44:29 Posted at June 2, 2011 13:44:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last summer I read and reviewed a book called Furious Love. Original post is here. Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton – obsessing over their relationship is not so much a phase thing as it is a constant. They were of a time, of an age of movie star that we will simply never see again. Full Story