Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2012 18:50:21 March 15, 2012 18:50:21

Sasha’s finding raincoats and travel pants in LifeStyle

What’s the waist to ass ratio here? (The Superficial)

I had a really, REALLY great time reading this article and looking at these photos. Also, turtle. (Dlisted)

A sinus infection doesn’t explain why she’s so f-cking crazy (Celeb|itchy)

Sofia Vergara in a black dress. I’m trying so hard not to be excited about her SNL (Hollywood Tuna)

Miranda Kerr’s baby is losing his baby fat (Pop Sugar)

Jakey wants you to cut that sh-t out, ok? (Just Jared)

Ashley Greene’s tv clothes (Popoholic)

Sarah’s shamef-ck is getting married (Hollywood PQ)

Jon Hamm wants me to think about him in a nude thong bouncing up and down (Amy Grindhouse)

Love Lucy Liu’s dress. But I would have gone with black shoes. (Go Fug Yourself)


I’m sorry there are no pictures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2012 17:54:43 March 15, 2012 17:54:43
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Brendan Hoffman/Getty

It was a state dinner for the anglophile last night as the President and Mrs Obama hosted PM David Cameron and his wife Samantha. Which is why the entertainment was of the British variety: Mumford & Sons played the White House. Marcus Mumford’s fiancée, Carey Mulligan, was there too. But I CAN’T FIND ANY PHOTOS! There are pictures of Harvey Weinstein, for f-ck sake, and Anna Wintour, and Downton Abbey people, and somehow Carey eluded photographers. Full Story

George Clooney’s Best Date Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2012 17:25:55 March 15, 2012 17:25:55
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Keystone, NICHOLAS KAMM/Brendan Hoffman/Getty

And no, it’s not the First Lady, though he did sit next to her at the White House state dinner last night in honour of British Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha. George has been in Washington DC for the last couple of day lobbying the government for intervention in Sudan, insisting that the world is ignoring the atrocities happening there, specifically in the Nuba Mountains, and pleading urgently with Congress to help innocent civilians who are getting shot at, literally, with rockets. Full Story

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Class Assignment: Joel Madden’s denial

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2012 16:06:03 March 15, 2012 16:06:03
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Roshan Perera/Splash

In Touch Weekly, apparently on a roll this week, reported in their new issue that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are having marital problems. Joel has committed to The Voice in Australia. Supposedly Nicole is pissed because they’ll be apart. The real reason?Nicole and Joel haven’t shown up on a red carpet together in over 6 months. Full Story

Princess Sporty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2012 15:02:22 March 15, 2012 15:02:22
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Chris Jackson/Getty

Catherine Cambridge was on duty for London 2012 today, touring Riverside Arena in the Olympic Park and visiting with the Great Britain men’s and women’s hockey team. The scarf she’s wearing is the Team Great Britain Official Supporter’s Scarf. With her blazer, she looks a proper flight attendant. Then the Princess played hockey in her pink jeans. Full Story

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My Obsession and their Hero

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2012 14:34:49 March 15, 2012 14:34:49
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INF

It will be a good day today. Because we are starting our day with my Obsession Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson and new photos of the two with the dog and their newborn daughter Romy Hero in London yesterday. But...They look really comfortable and lovely together, don’t they? Pretend for a minute that you don’t know what you know. Full Story

March 15, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2012 14:09:32 March 15, 2012 14:09:32

Jennifer! OMG! Amanda is SO PROUD of how hard you’ve worked to make this happen. She literally went on for several paragraphs about how wonderful you are, how you are the best friend ever, and how much she admires your choices and your life decisions. And I totally see why. You deserve every word. Congratulations! See you at SMUT Vancouver? Happy Birthday Laurie! 30? 30 is SO GREAT, I promise. Full Story

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Dear Gossips,

So...Are we talking about the fact that Oprah’s interview with Whitney Houston’s daughter, brother, and sister-in-law was the most watched programme since the launch of OWN? The Mighty’s 90 minute exclusive aired on exactly the one month mark of Houston’s death.  Read Full Intro

Celebrities & their stylists

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2012 19:20:51 March 14, 2012 19:20:51

Love this now annual feature from in The Hollywood Reporter: profiles of the 20 top celebrity stylists. It might take you a few minutes to go through all of them but I promise, if you’re into this sort of thing, and I think you might be if you’re reading my blog, there’s a lot of gold here...and material for the Faculty Of Celebrity Studies too. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2012 18:59:45 March 14, 2012 18:59:45

Lindsay Lohan will now claim she started a trend (Dlisted)

Justin Bieber’s girlfriend is doing a movie that looks like a cleaned up Girls Gone Wild (The Superficial)

Oh Michelle Williams looks really lovely in this Valentino (Pop Sugar)

Celebrity March Madness! (MSN WonderWall)

God Tom Hardy, will you PLEASE STOP doing this to us? (Just Jared)

Fake hair, fake lips, fake cheeks, fake waists, fake asses, fake thighs (Hollywood Tuna)

But does it make you like Jennifer Aniston more knowing how much effort she has to put in to her looks? (Cele|bitchy)

Just so we’re clear - if no Bachelors get married, people just watch for the pleasure of seeing these women set us back 50 years...right? (US Weekly)

That’s the sloppiest open mouth pose I’ve seen short of porn (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Madonna’s new, heavily reworked promo shots (Pink Is The New Blog)