May 30, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 30, 2011 06:46:10 Posted at May 30, 2011 06:46:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Petra! Happy 24th Birthday with love from Katja and Marusa from Slovenia! I hear you’re balls deep in French Classicism preparing for exams? Please. If the reward is a “traditional girls only” trip to Paris, I’m having a hard time feeling bad for you. Attached by request – and these were VERY specific: Chris Hemsworth, Orlando Bloom with his son Flynn, and Tom Sturridge in ugly brown shoes. Full Story

Friday, May 27, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Four weeks ago today, all eyes were on London when Will married Kate. I’m still in withdrawal. And still just as obsessed. Have you seen this? Awwwwww!!! Please. You want more moments like that.  Read Full Intro

Ron in a word: Hot

May 27, 2011 18:13:00 Posted at May 27, 2011 18:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have friends, and I won’t out you Michelle, who’ve always had some “I shouldn’t be feeling this way” quiver about Rupert Grint/Ron Weasley. Never seen it myself…until now. Another Harry Potter moment that will make you cry. Steel yourselves. The cast members were asked to, for Empire (they had AMAZING access to promote the final), sum up their Harry Potter experience in One Word. Full Story


May 27, 2011 11:57:47 Posted at May 27, 2011 11:57:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look, I have, happily, never been arrested, yet, and I don’t know all that many people with that experience and certainly never in Southern California so I have no idea which is why I’m wondering… Do they measure and weigh you when you’re getting booked? Yesterday Lindsay LOHAN checked herself in with the cops to get her ankle monitor and start her house arrest situation – 35 days, major eye roll –and TMZ Full Story

Brad vs George?

May 27, 2011 11:34:05 Posted at May 27, 2011 11:34:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I LOVE it when Brad Pitt and George Clooney are together in a bro down situation. It’s been a while. George is allergic to commitment and children. So I guess he doesn’t really hang at the Brange compound too much. Still, it would be nice to see them on a carpet together again, all Oceans and cool, the most popular boys in school. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 27, 2011 11:15:44 Posted at May 27, 2011 11:15:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amy Winehouse has always been sad smut for me. But… the way Michael K writes about her, especially the episode in the salon loo, am I horrible if I laughed? (Dlisted)


Dude, why disturb the butterflies over one f-cking beer??? (Popeater)

Bikini top under a fur vest – steezy and classy or she’s dating a gross philandering athlete who wears Ed Hardy? (Hollywood Tuna)

Gisele Bundchen and her picture perfect boys (Pop Sugar)

How long before we see a LeAnn Rimes sex tape? (Just Jared)

They want to stop Fried Chicken from having more babies (Cele|bitchy

Can Taylor Lautner be on tv withOUT doing a backflip or a karate kick? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Emma Roberts and Juno Temple trying to be arty and pop culturey (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

WANT: Kristen Stewart’s hair and eye makeup in her MTV Movie Awards ads (Celebuzz)

Keira in a comedy, Keira in love

May 27, 2011 10:20:38 Posted at May 27, 2011 10:20:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve been catching up on my Daily Shows since getting back from Cannes. Finally had the chance to watch Keira Knightley from May 9th. She was promoting Last Night. Jacek and I viewed this particular episode together. And half way through her interview, he decided that he was into her. That he liked her. Full Story

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Katniss, Gale, Prim!

May 27, 2011 09:47:00 Posted at May 27, 2011 09:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From North Carolina and the set of The Hunger Games – here are Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth, Willow Shields, and author Suzanne Collins continuing production on the film. Good. Because with a March release date, and some work to be done in post, I feel like it may have been getting a little tight. Full Story

The way J loves B

May 27, 2011 09:33:00 Posted at May 27, 2011 09:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All this Justin and Selena loving is giving me the googly hearts! So Beyonce performed on American Idol the other night. As always, she f-ckin’ stomped it. The wind machine, the vocals, the moves, that girl is the Ultimate Entertainer. In any era, but especially in this one. Now I’ve sh-t on Beyonce before because, well, if you pull a douchebag diva move, you’re going to get called. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: GOOPY Shoe Lust

May 27, 2011 09:26:01 Posted at May 27, 2011 09:26:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Over the next few weeks we will explore Celebrity Shoe Lust courtesy of BAND-AID® Brand Blister Cushions. Killer stacks and BAND-AID® Brand. A logical fit, non? I have personal experience with this too as part of my job description involves waiting on a carpet in heels for 3 hours for a celebrity to arrive. Full Story

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What`s cute to old people

May 27, 2011 08:36:38 Posted at May 27, 2011 08:36:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jacek and I were driving around the neighbourhood yesterday. There`s a high school nearby and in the afternoon, the kids are always out killing a few hours before they have to get home. A boy and a girl were sitting outside a coffee house. They could not have been more than 16, 17 tops. She was on his lap, facing out, his arms were wrapped around hers, her head leaning back on his, blissed out, they were both really, really attractive, like a Gap ad or something, and I, like an old perv, immediately started awwwww-ing them as we passed by, almost as though it were a tourist attraction. Full Story

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