Monday, October 24, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It was a busy weekend on the carpets - check the LifeStyle section which will be updated through the day for a quick hit of some of the highlights. Heavy column today, please check back often.  Read Full Intro

So much pretty sexy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 23:44:25 October 24, 2011 23:44:25
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Getty Images, Splash News

David Cronenberg’s A Dangerous Method screened at the London Film Festival tonight with all three of the film’s headliners in attendance looking very pretty and or very sexy and in the case of Michael Fassbender, obviously, both. Keira’s dress on Keira is magnificent. I wonder if Keira’s dress on anyone else produces the same results. Full Story

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Chris Martin hangs up...and calls back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 20:12:44 October 24, 2011 20:12:44
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WENN

Coldplay’s Mylo Xyloto was released today. Did you buy? As you know, the band has been promoting the album extensively. Last week Chris Martin, in service of the new album, even talked about his wife Gwyneth Paltrow. And said that he won the lottery Full Story

It’s so puffy!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 19:21:39 October 24, 2011 19:21:39
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Whittle/ Splash News

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green showed up at the Hollywood premiere of Puss in Boots LA yesterday which I will watch in theatres because...have you seen the trailer? It looks awesome. And early reviews are very, very good. The kids will love it. The grown-ups too. So it was a family outing for Megan and BAG with his son. Full Story

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Back to school…seriously?

Duana Posted by Duana at October 24, 2011 18:54:25 October 24, 2011 18:54:25
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CW

Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 6 recapSo this episode had a lot going on and obviously some fun, but I had a big stick in my craw about it early on, and I just have to get it out of the way.  Because what I realize is it actually needs some help from you. This show never skimps on emotional realism. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 18:04:55 October 24, 2011 18:04:55

Sasha’s getting inspiration from the Real Housewives of Some City to help someone with a twatty sister-in-law in LifeStyle.

JLo is crying over lost love. The rest of us are crying after listening to her sing. Oh my GOD. (Dlisted)

Are there women out there who actually get hard when a man’s arm is bigger than his head??? (The Superficial)

Did Madonna turn her back to a brother in need? Or ... is the brother being avoided because he can no longer be helped? (Celebedge)

Hot Harry on a Horse really should move to Vegas (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashley Greenes tries to be as steezy as Kristen Stewart with Robert Pattinson and fails miserably (Pop Sugar)

The Jolie! The children! Brad’s parents! And one of those twins can really work a cardigan! (Just Jared)

George Clooney’s piece is getting PAID! (Cele|bitchy)

Elle Macpherson in a bikini...after all these years (Socialite Life)

Married 16 year old influencing other children at the pumpkin patch (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Apparently we all want Jennifer Aniston’s abs more than we want Blake Lively’s legs. Really??? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Anniversary bike ride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 17:41:38 October 24, 2011 17:41:38
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DAVID KRIEGER/ Bauer-Griffin

A year ago they were in India getting married and petting tigers. To celebrate their one year wedding anniversary, Katy Perry and Russell Brand spent the weekend in New York. They went on a bike ride. They did not wear helmets. Is it not law? I don’t think it’s law in Toronto either. Or Montreal. Where there are “Bixi” bike rentals at stops around downtown; you pay $5 or something through a machine like a parking metre to rent a bike for 24 hours and they can be returned at any other location. Full Story

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Together every weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 16:02:17 October 24, 2011 16:02:17
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PCN, Bauer-Griffin

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were photographed early Saturday morning leaving his Boston apartment with their dogs. The two were picked up by car service and taken to set where he’s working on RIPD. This just as Page Six Full Story

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Mega Preg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 14:45:25 October 24, 2011 14:45:25
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Spash News, Bauer-Griffin

There was a story last week about how Porny’s dad is still negotiating with a magazine for a half million dollar deal to officially confirm her pregnancy which is why she hasn’t said anything about it yet. Two challenges here:Jessica is apparently quite far along. Jessica is too dumb to hide it. How else can you explain why she’s tottering around JFK in a tight black shirt barely concealing her own baby AND Beyonce’s goose feather pillow? BumpWatch is the worst with reliability, yes, but then there’s just the obvious. Full Story

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Walking Dead Episode 2: Introducing the cannibals

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 24, 2011 14:33:53 October 24, 2011 14:33:53
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AMC

The Walking Dead 2.2 recapWe begin with a pre-zombie flashback. Horrible Lorie maybe doesn’t love Rick anymore because he won’t fight with her. “Call me a bitch if I’m being a bitch,” she tells a friend. What do you mean IF? Stupid Shane shows up to tell Lori that Rick has been shot. Lori has to tell Carl. Full Story