On the Smiths

August 24, 2011 09:13:24 Posted at August 24, 2011 09:13:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was In Touch. Let’s repeat. It was IN TOUCH. And now Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are considering suing In Touch. But still...because of the bullsh-t of In Touch, everyone is now scrutinising ever goddamn word and verb tense in the joint statement that Will and Jada released and the statement that Jada released about having an affair with Marc Anthony. Full Story

On August 20th...

August 24, 2011 08:19:24 Posted at August 24, 2011 08:19:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As far as I’m concerned, nothing extraordinary or newsworthy happened in the world of entertainment. However, that day, the centrepiece of the Wedding of the Year, Catherine Cambridge went for a walk on the beach at Llanddwyn Island with her sister Pippa Middleton. These were my thoughts as I browsed through the photos: I wonder if she curls her hair every day. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway after the weekend

August 24, 2011 07:54:25 Posted at August 24, 2011 07:54:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Perspective can be really corny. Or, maybe it’s the way someone who says they gained some perspective communicates to you how they arrived at the gaining of that perspective. You know, when that girl describes how she went to plant trees somewhere in BC and came back home to Vancouver/Toronto/whatever urban city and decided to get rid of her TV because being with nature “gave me perspective”? That kind of perspective, to me anyway, is not only corny but also really punch-me-in-the-face annoying. Full Story

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Gatsby goes Day-Glo?

August 24, 2011 07:20:37 Posted at August 24, 2011 07:20:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Baz Luhrmann’s production of The Great Gatsby is going into production this week, in Luhrmann’s native Australia. The Great Gatsby, on the short list of Great American Novels, is being filmed down under. Full Story

Cam’s pregnant arms

August 24, 2011 06:38:35 Posted at August 24, 2011 06:38:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve realised that for many people the word “pregnant” is a beacon. Was that the only word you saw just now? And did you click a little quicker and faster because of it? I guess this is why Pregnancy has become so Trendy. I guess this is why they think this movie might make a lot of money. Full Story

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August 24, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 24, 2011 06:11:00 Posted at August 24, 2011 06:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Sarah from Juniper, Sam and Bentley - Moving out, moving up and moving on! Shopping is therapy as will be your trip to Spain in September. We’re astounded with your strength and perseverance and thrilled to see you happy again. Now pass the sangria! xo Estella... You & I... your dad, your li’l man. Full Story

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Dear Gossips,

By now most of you know that Lindsay Lohan’s dress, which I called a knock off of a knock off of a Cavalli, because that’s what she made it look like, at that Kardashian wedding was the same Temperley that Pippa Middleton wore to Will & Kate’s reception.  Read Full Intro

Skarsgard vs Gosling: cute-off!

August 23, 2011 11:58:00 Posted at August 23, 2011 11:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s kind of a signature move for Ryan Gosling. And, perhaps, to those who aren’t feeling him, part of his Try. To cute-pose with his little girl co-star Faith from Blue Valentine. During promotion, at every opportunity, he’d give us all the quivers with her in his arms. Now it’s Alexander Skarsgard’s turn. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 23, 2011 11:03:49 Posted at August 23, 2011 11:03:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Christina Aguilera wasn’t giving up for free to that Kardashian (The Superficial)

So someone else thinks January Jones is a humourless bitch (Dlisted)

What Little Sci Suri’s life is like in confinement...? (Celebedge)

I kind of love these Taylor Swift swimsuit photos (Hollywood Tuna)

Angelina Jolie visits with Halo Trust in Scotland (Pop Sugar)

Brad Pitt signs jerseys because he plays sports...? (Just Jared)

Halle Berry baby doll cleave (Popoholic)

It’s true. Christina Aguilera really should give up the leggings (Amy Grindhouse)

This colour looks amazing on Rihanna on a boat (Celebuzz)

OK, I KNOW. But on her I’m into it. ONLY her. (Go Fug Yourself)

Standing next to Helen Mirren

August 23, 2011 10:15:18 Posted at August 23, 2011 10:15:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Chastain in 30. Helen Mirren is well over 30. She’s 66. How many times does a 30 year old have to worry about looking not as good standing next to a 66 year old? That’s Helen Mirren. Here they are at the New York screening of The Debt last night in New York. Jessica plays a young Helen in the film which has been held for release for what seems like years. Full Story

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This Hot Bitch Behaving Badly

August 23, 2011 08:48:00 Posted at August 23, 2011 08:48:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look at her. Look at This Hot Bitch stalking down the street in New York like she owns it, working her 53 years better than almost any 53 year old on the market. Sharon Stone is gorgeous. There’s help, yes, yes, of course. But even the best help doesn’t guarantee these results. That bone structure is all hers. Full Story

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