Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 20:03:59 December 9, 2011 20:03:59

The next time I can’t blog I’m just going to say there’s a cock in my mouth (Dlisted)

See? This is what I mean. Daniel Craig only gave them another reason to keep talking (The Superficial)

Andrew Garfield left hanging (Pop Sugar)

LOVE Shaki’s cut (Hollywood PQ)

Rose McGowan has a great ass (Hollywood Tuna)

Adele will take her sweet time (Just Jared)

Marc Anthony doesn’t approve of the slumming either (Cele|bitchy)

There might be more Kristen Stewart but this only made me want more Charlize Theron (Celebuzz)

My only problem with SJP’s outfit here: her shoes (Go Fug Yourself)

Taking the gay out of Christmas (Towleroad)

Worst of 2011: Elisabeth Moss’s Emmy hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 18:26:07 December 9, 2011 18:26:07
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Wenn, Bauer

If you can believe it, Katherine Heigl’s wasn’t the worst hair of the year. Almost...But then Elisabeth Moss took the Heigl and amplified the sh-tness of it. And this is what she gave us. Why don’t you take a minute, let the horror wash over you... SHE IS ONLY 29 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!There is no pleasure in Moss’s hair failings. Full Story

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Matt Damon, dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 18:16:02 December 9, 2011 18:16:02
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WENN

Matt Damon is Freebie Five for many of you and for a long, long time. One of my best friends, Fiona, who is sitting beside me as I write this, has loved Matt Damon forever. I like Matt too. Have always had good feelings for him, especially after observing him working in support of OnexOne Full Story

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Showrunner Styles, Part II

Duana Posted by Duana at December 9, 2011 17:57:50 December 9, 2011 17:57:50
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WENN

Click here for Part I.I haven’t watched Glee since last year, and I feel good about that.   But I also feel great about the Glee Christmas album that’s in my ears right now; they really do have some unadulterated joy, these kids.   Or they did, right? Back in season 1? What I’m about to write is going to have a lot of opinions and a lot of the word ‘allegedly’. Full Story

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What To Expect From Movies For Women

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 17:20:19 December 9, 2011 17:20:19
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Splash

Has Motherhood ever been more in style than it is now? These days in Hollywood, pregnancy can make a career and save a career. People are obsessed with getting pregnant, talking about getting pregnant, talking about other people being pregnant, talking about what it was like when they were pregnant, missing being pregnant, not missing being pregnant, and every other permutation of getting pregnant and being pregnant I may not have thought of. Full Story

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The GMD and Pea Coat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 16:39:44 December 9, 2011 16:39:44
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Wenn, Starface.ru/Splash

He looks great in his little pea coat, right? Here’s Tom Cruise with Paula Patton and Simon Pegg at the Moscow premiere of Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, his hands tucked into fingerless gloves - like all the kids are doing these days, man! - and his skin younger and tighter than it’s been in a long time but not nearly as scary as his ex-wife’s. Full Story

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December 9, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 16:02:46 December 9, 2011 16:02:46

Shelley! Happy Birthday with love from Jodi who says you’ve still made gossip a priority even after having your second baby? VERY impressed! I hear you love anything Harry Potter-related? How about Harry Potter as the Entertainer of the Year?  Full Story

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Have you read Alec Baldwin’s non-apologetic apology? Alec says the big bad flight attendant was mean to him and singled him out for being on his phone when everyone else was doing it too. But this is what happens to celebrities, non? They forget how it feels to get shafted.  Read Full Intro

Happy and expecting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 23:59:35 December 8, 2011 23:59:35
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PUNKD Images

Jared Padalecki and wife Genevieve were photographed today in Vancouver. Really, really cute pictures, right? Happy, in love, excited, expecting. Seems like a good way to end the day.  Full Story

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My favourite bromance & Noomi’s bad dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 22:00:18 December 8, 2011 22:00:18
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Tim Whitby/Dave Hogan/Getty

I appreciate the effort. That she didn’t want to be boring. But this dress...It’s really, really, REALLY bad. Maybe, like, MAYBE, and this is the weakest maybe ever, if the dots were smaller? Probably not. But sh-t, it’s SH-T, right??? And the hair, the fringe, that doesn’t help either. I don’t understand how this happens. Full Story

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Best & Worst of 2011: Robert Pattinson’s tea-pouring hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 20:37:20 December 8, 2011 20:37:20

His hands have apparently been a source of Twi-Hard obsession for some time now. Those losers have devoted pages and pages of online genital rubbing to what they consider the sexiness of his hands. I actually hadn’t noticed until...It was March 1. Vanity Fair’s April 2011 issue. With Robert Pattinson on the cover, you know, in his poet’s shirt and a hipster hat, just, like, hanging out with his favourite alligator over his shoulders, held there like an Hermes scarf by his delicate tea-pouring hands. Full Story