Funny Women

May 26, 2011 08:49:00 Posted at May 26, 2011 08:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Duana sent over the link yesterday with an excerpt from Mindy Kaling’s upcoming book Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? Duana’s note with the message read as follows: Funny, not revolutionary, but funny. Very true. It is funny. At times very funny. And smart but not smug and honest and adorable and I want to read more. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Heigl’s Husband

May 26, 2011 08:02:26 Posted at May 26, 2011 08:02:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s time to make up baseless assumptions by studying a series of photographs. Let’s play Photo Assumption on Katherine Heigl’s husband’s side-face while out for lunch yesterday with her and her mother. Horror, right? Total HORROR. Imagine – as if Katherine’s goddamn hair isn’t bad enough, it actually MATCHES her mom’s… !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT MATCHES HER MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is happening here? HOW is it being allowed to happen? I know I’ve asked this before. Full Story

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Brange planning a party?

May 26, 2011 07:31:28 Posted at May 26, 2011 07:31:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well this doesn’t happen often… They papped the Brange yesterday running some errands. They went shopping at a place called Soap Plant. Quick, let’s google! Here’s what came up for me: Soap Plant / Wacko: The Premiere Pop Culture Emporium of Los Angeles (with) the best selection of books in Los Angeles, art and design, deviant literature, lowbrow art, music, car culture and uh, sex!! Plus a dizzying array of vinyl art toys, wind-ups and collectibles. Full Story

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2011 Luminato Festival

May 26, 2011 07:12:23 Posted at May 26, 2011 07:12:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They dumped Cheryl

May 26, 2011 06:58:45 Posted at May 26, 2011 06:58:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look, it’s not like I understood the decision to bring on Cheryl Cole from the UK to be a judge on US X Factor either. If you’ve been reading my column, you’ll know I had a lot of thoughts on this, and most of them were consistent with “it’s a dumb decision”. Still, I feel for her. Full Story

May 26, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 26, 2011 06:26:27 Posted at May 26, 2011 06:26:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie – I’m sorry to hear about the person who didn’t give you butterflies but you’re right, because if he didn’t, he wasn’t for you anyway. Still, it sucks and you’re sad. Will Anderson Cooper and Tom Hiddleston as Loki help? And Happy Birthday to Val B with love from Evelyn. Full Story

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Last night was wicked stress. I mean, when you think about it, it’s just a hockey game. Well, I guess it’s never just a hockey game. I went to the hockey game, despite the Vancouver Canucks being winless in the post-season up to that point with me in the house, over the protestations of some crazy bitches on my email and over Twitter.  Read Full Intro

Be a good Dean...

May 25, 2011 13:31:58 Posted at May 25, 2011 13:31:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or Neal. I’m not sure how they’re representing it in the film so…both for now? Remember when Garrett Hedlund topped my Five List? Then I saw TRON: Legacy. And even Jacek, who doesn’t notice much, remarked that he had a serious thigh in pants problem in that leather suit which, really, marked the beginning of the end. Full Story

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Two Quickies

May 25, 2011 13:02:31 Posted at May 25, 2011 13:02:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Which tv personality flirts dangerously with GHB and then, consequently, with strangers when he’s relaxing from a hard day’s work? So far it hasn’t gotten him into too much trouble yet but it can get rough out there, even though he likes it that way. A chronic cheater slept with the girl who has also been around a lot, and has had her share of infidelity too, on both sides of the equation, and while their hookup was very brief, he was becoming serious with his gf at the time. Full Story

Please don’t go…

May 25, 2011 12:28:00 Posted at May 25, 2011 12:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If there’s anything that turns me into a total nerd, it’s Harry Potter. And especially now that we’re so close to it being over, just 6 weeks out from the release of the final film, knowing …It all ends. Sob! And then a reader called Sarah J just sent me this, a letter written by Alan Rickman describing his emotions now that he’s said goodbye to Snape… Sob! Jo always says that the enduring message of the series is the power of love. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 25, 2011 11:50:47 Posted at May 25, 2011 11:50:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No one does Judgy Face like the Queen (Dlisted)

Pippa still needs to take a few lessons in car mounting (The Superficial)

Kellan Lutz rejects Fried Chicken? Bitch, sit DOWN. (Popeater)

Errr…how is this fashion??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Christina Hendricks in a swimsuit and about her proposal (Pop Sugar

Well this isn’t Angela Chase, is it? (Just Jared)

Ralph Fiennes in Russia with his uppity ass GF (Cele|bitchy)

Lady Gaga on MTV – what’s with the weird background music? (Towleroad)

There’s really no way to look good when you fangirl a star (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Tom Cruise Jr talks about football players in the locker room. (Celebuzz)