Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 20:08:03 December 8, 2011 20:08:03

Sasha Finds sparkly holiday dresses and turquoise drop earrings in LifeStyle

I’m more curious about why she needs the long sleeve and the vest to go running (The Superficial)

Angie won’t eat if the children can’t eat (Dlisted)

It’s true. WHY is Jessica Biel so boring when she dresses up? (Hollywood Tuna)

Except when Victoria Beckham brings back her really Shelfy Ass. Look at that thing. (Pop Sugar)

Suddenly Lindsay Lohan is everywhere again (Just Jared)

Kate Beckinsale’s hair is always blown out (Popoholic)

Willow Smith is coming for you. Look out. (Celebuzz)

Ring Watch is becoming as dumb as Bump Watch (The Daily What

Sasha calls this rich hippie. You might have another word for it. (Evil Beet Gossip)

Terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE tights (Go Fug Yourself)

Worst of 2011: Wonder Woman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 18:28:03 December 8, 2011 18:28:03

Remember when Charlie’s Angels made it on the air but Wonder Woman didn’t? I didn’t mind Charlie’s Angels because, well, my expectations weren’t really high. And I still think it was better than Pan Am, a pretender disguised as quality tv. Having said that, imagine how sh-t Wonder Woman must have been if NBC turned it down. Full Story

Showrunner Styles

Duana Posted by Duana at December 8, 2011 18:05:13 December 8, 2011 18:05:13

I still like Shonda Rhimes.   I know that’s an unpopular thing to say these days, but I do.   I think she’s hit on a formula that works,  she’s made a lot of people really happy with what she does, and even though I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy any more – that played its course for me – I hear it’s still pushing boundaries in its eighth season and  that Private Practice does the same. Full Story

The Three Stooges in The Hangover era

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 17:24:42 December 8, 2011 17:24:42

The Farrelly Brothers made a Three Stooges movie. The first trailer was released yesterday. A lot of people are sh-tting on it. I didn’t have a chance to watch it until this morning. It wasn’t really my flavour but, at the same, I found it more appealing than the trailers for New Year’s Eve, Jack & Jill, One for the Money, and that goddamn joke of a movie, Warrior’s Heart starring Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. Full Story

The Brange and the Smurf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 16:57:08 December 8, 2011 16:57:08
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Flynet, JosiahW/Splash

The Brange took all their kids to FAO Schwartz in New York yesterday. I always wonder the most random things when it comes to these two. Like...who pays? Does he pull out his credit card or does she do it? Or do they roll like William and Harry? With William and Harry, say when they hit up a club, either a bodyguard takes care of it discreetly or someone rings the next day with payment. Full Story

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Shailene Woodley is my Jessica Darling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 15:59:24 December 8, 2011 15:59:24
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Wenn, Frazer Harrison/Getty

Have you seen The Descendants? I’m not as hard for The Descendants as everyone else. Clooney wasn’t believable to me.  And that voiceover was the worst. And why was it so obvious? From the father-in-law to the punk kid who turns out to be not so punk to his final decision at the end... You know when you look around and you’re like, sh-t, I must be a dumb, artless bitch because I don’t see what everyone else is seeing. Full Story

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December 8, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 15:35:45 December 8, 2011 15:35:45

Melanie! Last week in Calgary, I met Mark and Rob who adore you. And they told me that while you all were in Malta, you forced me upon them...? Well THANK YOU for being my pimp! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Look forward to meeting eventually. We need our own photo! And for Demetra and Nancy - so sorry to have missed you last week in Calgary. Full Story

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Dear Gossips,

We all have airline horror stories. I was on a horrific Calgary to Toronto red-eye just last week and had to listen to a woman lecture us all over the loudspeaker about how to board the plane like civilised human beings. Flying is total stress, I totally get it.  Read Full Intro

All hail Blake Lively

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2011 21:56:45 December 7, 2011 21:56:45
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Startraks

The hold has finally been released on those Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds photos but I could only get 6 because they are MEGA expensive. With this in mind, I hope I’ve picked the best ones for you to enjoy. There’s a LOT going on here. Blake continues to ball the sh-t out of the famewhore game.How did she DO that?Throughout Ryan Reynolds’s marriage to Scarlett Johansson, they were photographed together maybe 3 times, maybe, and never all that intimately. Full Story

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Rachel McAdams 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2011 21:32:43 December 7, 2011 21:32:43
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WENN

I briefly mentioned this the other day in the article about Emma Stone - click here if you missed it. Duana and I have discussed this a few times lately: Emma Stone is what Rachel McAdams was from 2004-2007. The Wall Street Journal had a lengthy piece on how Rachel was the most sought-after, the most talked-about, the most promising actress. Full Story

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Last year and this year?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2011 20:54:32 December 7, 2011 20:54:32
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Kevin Winter/Michael Buckner/Ron Galella/Getty

Colin Firth and Gary Oldman were both at the premiere of Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy last night in LA, a film they say should contend at the awards. Colin is the reigning Best Actor. Sarah declared last week (click here for a refresher) that Gary is her prediction to walk away with it this year. Full Story

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