The Chosen One: the tongue phase

August 15, 2011 13:44:40 Posted at August 15, 2011 13:44:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Brange had their kids out all weekend in England. Something about a puppet show, then there was a bike ride, they hit up a performance of Shrek, and today the Jolie and her girls Miss Zahara and Shiloh dropped in on a toy store. As you can see, The Chosen One is going through a tongue phase. Sticking it out at people. Full Story

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This is what happens when you’re no longer Royal

August 15, 2011 11:45:30 Posted at August 15, 2011 11:45:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah Ferguson is currently promoting on a TV show on Oprah’s network OWN called Finding Sarah: From Royalty to the Real World. She agreed to an interview with 60 Minutes in Australia. This programme is not to be confused with 60 Minutes in America. Australia’s 60 Minutes is way more gossipy. Full Story

My bf’s mom, time to leave, and on marriage

August 15, 2011 11:19:00 Posted at August 15, 2011 11:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Dear Sasha, I'm 20 years old and my best friend passed away about a year and a half ago after a long battle with many illnesses. After she died, her single mother and I got closer and I was also introduced to her mother's boyfriend of a few years. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 15, 2011 10:31:39 Posted at August 15, 2011 10:31:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The lighting here is very Beckham. But if this were a Beckham production, her arm would be a lot smaller. (Dlisted)

Body off: Heidi Klum or Gwyneth Paltrow? (The Superficial)

Reese Witherspoon in a bikini and a closer look at her tat (Pop Sugar)

Why is Zac Efron so skeevy to me in these photos? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Broke Ass somehow found the money to go to New York (Hollywood Tuna)

Ew!!! Unsee! Unsee, unsee, unsee! The Spittle in a wetsuit, PLEASE LET ME UNSEE! (Just Jared)

I don’t think Xenu f-cked up JLo’s marriage. I think Marc Anthony did that all by himself (Cele|bitchy

Pippa and her boyfriend out for showo (Socialite Life)

More weird shots of Rose McGowan’s face (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Footloose with Seacrest’s girlfriend (I'm Not Obsessed)

On the Break Up Diet?

August 15, 2011 09:59:17 Posted at August 15, 2011 09:59:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A reader called Alisha sent this in yesterday - thanks Alisha! It’s a very thin looking Jessica Biel in Toronto on Sunday at a French pastry house called Nadege. I just saw her three weeks ago in San Diego for Comic-Con. She was thin, yes, but in a healthy way. Like, it wasn’t alarming. Maybe it’s the angle of this shot, but if I were to Photo Assumption, I’d say she’s on the break up diet. Full Story

Daniel Craig, stepfather

August 15, 2011 09:22:00 Posted at August 15, 2011 09:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Daniel Craig flew back to New York from London yesterday with his wife Rachel Weisz and her son Henry. His wife. That is still trippy to me. You? I do however like the subtle affection Daniel seems to have for the boy, even though he’s obviously uncomfortable being photographed. Check out that amused smile he has for Henry who, on the contrary, is more amused than annoyed that so many photographers welcomed their arrival. Full Story

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Captain America in Cleveland

August 15, 2011 08:27:01 Posted at August 15, 2011 08:27:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chris Evans was photographed on location in Cleveland this morning working on The Avengers. This is supposed to be New York. And, I dunno, I haven’t seen the movie but he’s from the 40s and supposedly wakes up in 2011? Whatever. The point is he’s back to work as Captain America which I’m guessing means that he has to maintain that crazy ass fitness regimen required to make him look all ‘roidy and small-headed in character. Full Story

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August 15, 2011 08:05:23 Posted at August 15, 2011 08:05:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Halle Berry is 45. She celebrated her birthday on the beach with her daughter Nahla and friends in a bikini showing off a body that could throw down against any 25 year old anywhere holy f-cking crazy ass genes, non????????????????????? You know, when it comes to Hollywood, most of the time you can console yourself by attributing some famous twat’s physical superiority to a financial and therefore surgical advantage. Full Story

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Come spend the weekend

August 15, 2011 07:50:24 Posted at August 15, 2011 07:50:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Must have been what Matt Damon and his wife Luciana told Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. And they accepted the invitation to visit them in Vancouver. Here are Emily and John leaving Vancouver on Sunday after a few days in Canada with her Adjustment Bureau co-star. They’ve been hanging out a lot the four of them after shooting that movie together. Full Story

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August 15, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 15, 2011 07:01:12 Posted at August 15, 2011 07:01:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Ruth in London from Theresa in Australia - Good Luck on the move to South Korea! It’s a brave, admirable decision. Everyone is so proud of you! Even Future Simon! And for Leigh-Ellen - Happy 3rd Anniversary! Sorry to hear about your sh-t couple of weeks and the fact that there won’t be a proper celebration. Full Story

Friday, August 12, 2011

Dear Gossips,

How long before they announce a movie about the Dougherty Gang? They’ve already announced that one is in development for the Barefoot Bandit. Playing Lee Grace Dougherty will probably be Lindsay Lohan’s excuse the next time she f-cks up.  Read Full Intro