Pippy & Gaga Saturday night

May 20, 2011 07:34:06 Posted at May 20, 2011 07:34:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not gonna lie. Am pretty excited for Saturday Night Live tomorrow, the season finale with host Justin Timberlake and musical guest Lady Gaga. Only… I heard they’re reviving the Dick In a Box situation? I mean if you go there, you have to make sure it’s a grand slam, you know what I mean? Still, Justin never disappoints on SNL. Full Story

May 20, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 20, 2011 07:24:31 Posted at May 20, 2011 07:24:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Ayli on your wedding this Sunday from your Maid of Honour and Soulmate Bestie who says you would enjoy some Shemar Moore on the last of you single days? Giv’er! To Pam W with love from Kelly S who says you introduced her to my blog at an internet café in the Old City of Jerusalem in 2007? I love that that’s where we met! Heard that it’s been kinda rough for you lately. Full Story

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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Everyone is talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s housekeeper baby mother. And the photos, we will be inundated with new photos. Maria Shriver will continue to be embarrassed by new photos. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you what so many have been saying  Read Full Intro

Bright lips take a break for AMFAR

May 19, 2011 13:27:53 Posted at May 19, 2011 13:27:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The AMFAR gala is happening tonight in Cannes. We usually always cover this event but this year, we were only staying a week at the festival and, fortunately – or unfortunately if my etalk boss is reading, ha! – this time our trip didn’t include this party. I say that selfishly because the guest list for AMFAR is usually really prime and even if the celebrities don’t stop for interviews – most of the good ones don’t – the gala is good for some great b-roll that we can use throughout the year. Full Story

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Dressing your sister, summer flats

May 19, 2011 13:08:58 Posted at May 19, 2011 13:08:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha My sister asked me AGAIN today what to do about "good" jeans. She asks me this question at least once a week. She needs more options and an update. She is a young 42!, not overly trendy, but always looks well put-together. Full Story

Leo, Bob, Sean, and Ryan

May 19, 2011 11:58:32 Posted at May 19, 2011 11:58:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sean Penn was honoured last night at the Cinema For Peace inaugural Cannes dinner for his work in Haiti. Leonardo DiCaprio made the introduction. And the two were seated beside this year’s Jury President Robert DeNiro. Well that must have been a conversation. OMG! This Boy’s Life! At times Bob and Leo seemed to be deep in conversation. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 19, 2011 11:38:15 Posted at May 19, 2011 11:38:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pippa’s hot ass in jeans (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston dating a writer/actor or you probably know him as Carrie’s boyfriend with the premature ejaculation problem (Dlisted)

Beatrice’s hat really does have the last laugh (Popeater)

See what happens when you stand next to models? (Hollywood Tuna)

I need to see more of Penelope Cruz in those coveralls (Pop Sugar)

Keira Knightley flaunts (Just Jared)

Penelope’s skin… has never been better (Popoholic)

Robert Pattinson is super sweet to a fan (Celebuzz)

Much love to Armie Hammer. But why do I feel like he’s stalking Ryan Gosling’s projects? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Totally. TOTALLY. (Go Fug Yourself

I miss Megan Fox

May 19, 2011 10:11:58 Posted at May 19, 2011 10:11:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. You might be wondering what sentence you just read. I’m still wondering what sentence I just wrote. Michael Bay has a way of turning your sh-t around in ways you least expect it to. Would you ever have expected to MISS Megan Fox? Or to, in comparison, actually appreciate her acting ability? Rosie Huntington-Whiteley makes Megan Fox look like Helen Mirren. Full Story

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The Annual Tradition

May 19, 2011 09:34:17 Posted at May 19, 2011 09:34:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m so happy to be home. Cannes was a great work trip, and we got a lot of sh-t done, and a lot of gossip gathered, but I was cursed the entire time. Not just my laptop either. Will explain later. But while I’m delighted to be back in Vancouver, I am a little sad that I left Cannes without a Roberto Cavalli sighting. Full Story

Kirsten’s Melancholia, Charlotte’s bump

May 19, 2011 08:49:00 Posted at May 19, 2011 08:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The last time Lars Von Trier came to Cannes, a lot of movie people stormed out the theatre, expressing disgust with Antichrist. He reacted as he does. Like people don’t get him. Like an auteur misunderstood. Some would say that’s how he gets off. And yesterday he pushed that too far. During a press conference for his new film Melancholia, which is receiving some very good reviews, and in competition this year, Von Trier first decided to publicly discuss Kirsten Dunst’s struggle with depression, and then went off on a ramble about Jews and Nazis and Hitler. Full Story

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Internat`l Designer Brands, No Internat`l Hassles

May 19, 2011 08:13:12 Posted at May 19, 2011 08:13:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey