Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 19:56:41 December 6, 2011 19:56:41

Sasha’s handling red wine party etiquette in LifeStyle

Please. Chicken Fried will ALWAYS choose Fried Chicken. (The Superficial)

Angelina is hoarding all the great aging genes (Dlisted)

Mimi + Sailors = MEGA HAPPINESS (Towleroad)

Is there anybody who ISN’T allowed on a red carpet anymore??? (Hollywood Tuna)

SJP goes two for two on back dresses (Pop Sugar)

George Clooney didn’t gel his hair (Just Jared)

Heather Graham in, frankly, a really cheap looking holiday dress (Popoholic)

A little Bieber elf with a terrible Christmas vest (Celebuzz)

Going for coffee, wardrobe overkill (Amy Grindhouse)

Yeah I’m a little bit worried about Channing Tatum’s wife (Go Fug Yourself)

My Movie Star is having a boy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 19:08:47 December 6, 2011 19:08:47
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We talk a lot about the decline of the Movie Star. About how the real Movie Stars aren’t being supported the way they were, how the Movie Star has to share with the Reality Star, how the Reality Star might be killing the Movie Star. But while many of those Movie Stars have suffered serious setbacks, there is one Movie Star who keeps rising. Full Story

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Best of 2011: Evan Rachel Wood’s hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 18:25:32 December 6, 2011 18:25:32
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There’s short hair the way asstalky Heigl does it, and then there’s short hair on Evan Rachel Wood. Sometimes it’s just a haircut. Sometimes a haircut can be transformational. ERW’s haircut wasn’t just an aesthetic change, it seemed like it was a whole personality shift.No more Manson, no more doppelganging on Von Teese, no more fronting like it’s been a long, dark, 35 year old life. Full Story

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The Heigl-Kutcher-Duhamel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 17:27:52 December 6, 2011 17:27:52
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Katherine Heigl’s movies, you know, they’re not exactly rivalling Christopher Nolan’s. Same goes for Ashton Kutcher. And when those two collaborated, we ended up with Killers, maybe one of the worst pieces of sh-t movies of the last 20 years, slightly worse than another piece of sh-t called Life As We Know It, starring Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel. Full Story

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Julian saves the Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 16:38:39 December 6, 2011 16:38:39
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It was another case of the Sister Wife in sateen last night for Angelina Jolie in New York at the premiere of In The Land Of Blood And Honey. What is her deal with this material? And WHY does she insist on dressing like she wants to be on TLC? Thanks to Julian Schnabel then for showing up, slightly more overdressed than usual, in what looks like sweatpants instead of pyjamas which are, as you know, his standard attire. Full Story

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Dumb people support dumb movies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 15:54:00 December 6, 2011 15:54:00
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Ashton Kutcher attended his first movie premiere since being publicly exposed as an unfaithful moron of a husband, now single. Here’s Ashton last night on the carpet with Lea Michele for New Year’s Eve. He and Lea are paired together in the movie. So it was her duty to pose with him like they’re friends, like they enjoy each other’s company. Full Story

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Monday, December 5, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Virgin Diaries was appointment television for many of my friends last night. During the show, they aired a preview for Toddlers & Tiaras. I turned to Duana like, what is this channel? Her response cracked me up:“Oh, I know. TLC is FULLY a tabloid.  Read Full Intro

Mrs Pitt & Mrs Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 22:01:15 December 5, 2011 22:01:15
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Angelina Jolie is in New York promoting In The Land Of Blood and Honey. She was making the publicity rounds today and also found time to hang out with her common law mother-in-law (is this what we call it?), Jane Pitt. For years we’ve been told by the tabloids that Jane hates Angie and has been scheming to get Jennifer Aniston back in her place. Full Story

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Madonna is an old legend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 21:40:50 December 5, 2011 21:40:50
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This is what I wrote when it was just a rumour that Madonna would be headlining the Super Bowl half-time show:“The people who watch the Super Bowl for the actual Super Bowl will watch the Super Bowl no matter who’s performing at the half. They want the people who might not otherwise watch the Super Bowl to be watching the Super Bowl. Full Story

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Best of 2011: Emma and Andrew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 20:53:11 December 5, 2011 20:53:11
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Here’s the opposite of Scarjo and Sean Penn: one of my favourite hook ups of the year, aside from Blake Lively/Leonardo DiCaprio/Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds. With Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield I’m happy about them on a pure level, not just for gossip’s sake, although that’s great too, but in a fangirl sense where I just want them to be them, together, and so well matched and adorable. Full Story

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