Channing Tatum will wear you down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2012 15:21:30 April 4, 2012 15:21:30
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OK Channing Tatum. I see what you’re doing. Here you are, such a gamer, last night at the Rainforest Fund Revlon concert in New York, grinding up on Elton John on stage, not taking yourself so seriously (unlike Justin Timberlake), endearing yourself to your gay fans and then your lady fans, dropping some old school Step Up moves while romance-dancing  your wife Jenna Dewan. Full Story

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Question Mark/Exclamation Point

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2012 14:35:36 April 4, 2012 14:35:36

PEOPLE Magazine has been getting its ass kicked since the beginning of the year by Us Weekly on exclusives: Justin Timberlake’s engagement, Drew Barrymore’s pregnancy, Michelle Williams/Jason Segel first photos as a couple, to name a few. Each time, PEOPLE follows with a story half a day, sometimes a full day, later with “sources” of their own confirming what Us Weekly scooped earlier. Full Story

Justified 3.12: “Do I strike you in any way as a Van Halen fan?”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 4, 2012 14:29:17 April 4, 2012 14:29:17
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The penultimate episode of Justified season 3. Sh*t’s getting real now. This involves a naked, chained-up Quarles popping Oxy with the hookers Boyd left to keep an eye on him. Because that can’t possibly backfire. Meanwhile, Boyd is planning how he’ll divvy up the Bennett money with his crew. Counting chickens, Boyd, counting chickens. Full Story

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Tig gets to race

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2012 14:10:08 April 4, 2012 14:10:08
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Thought I’d ease in to today’s column with some love for Kim Coates and fans of Sons Of Anarchy. After the disappointment of season 3 and especially season 4, I’ve not yet decided if I’ll be watching SOA for season 5. That was weak. And, sure, Charlie Hunnam is hot, but I don’t have to waste an hour of my time looking at him playing a decidedly UN-hot character when the internet services me fine, and in 5 minutes or less. Full Story

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Trailers!So many trailers!We’ll get to a few of them later but my favourite so far? My favourite so far, by far, on personal excitement and love to hateness has to be Aaron Sorkin’s The Newsroom. All you Aaron Sorkin junkies out there can relate right? You’re still crusading for Sports Night, you miss The West Wing, and you suffered through Studio 60.  Read Full Intro

Johnny or Jared?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 21:01:03 April 3, 2012 21:01:03
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A couple of weeks ago, In Touch reported that Johnny Depp was spotted sneaking out of Ashley Olsen’s apartment in NYC on February 27th after having spent the night there. Click here for a refresher. Since it’s In Touch, and therefore salt-grainy, that story came and went pretty quickly. Full Story

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There must be strong female characters in this movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 19:42:36 April 3, 2012 19:42:36
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I mean, when I see Mark Wahlberg’s mega pecs being directed by Michael Bay, I know FOR SURE that Pain & Gain is a movie that will feature interesting actresses playing interesting characters. Pain & Gain is a real(ish) account of a group of muscleheads extorting a rich dude (Tony Shalhoub) and the sh-t that goes down when they f-ck it all up. Full Story

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Daylight & Shame F-cks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 19:13:01 April 3, 2012 19:13:01
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I wrote about Minka Kelly’s mega downgrade a couple of weeks ago. Someone forgot to tell her that the whole point of a Shame F-ck is that you don’t have to take it outside.Minka and Wilmer Valderrama were flown out to Sydney last week to attend a club opening. Full Story

Natalie Portman Frees The Children

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 18:56:29 April 3, 2012 18:56:29
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Natalie Portman was photographed in Paris today to announce that that she and Dior are partnering with Free The Children. Portman is now the charity’s ambassador:“Investing in long term sustainable international development, which includes education, is key to breaking the cycle of poverty. As a mother and the organization’s newest ambassador, I am grateful to Free The Children for giving me the opportunity to channel my passion and love of children into meaningful action that furthers the education and leadership of young women for years to come. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 18:43:43 April 3, 2012 18:43:43

I won’t lie. I secret-watched Blue Lagoon on illegal pay tv during my, ahem, formative years and it gave me some feelings in some places (The Superficial)

I love that KFed is a synonym for “douche fertility” now (Dlisted)

Photo evidence that Hollywood can f-ck you up (Celeb|itchy)

Jessica Alba got a fake tat for a movie and I’m like - who put her in a movie? (Hollywood Tuna)

This is what I mean when I talk about British boys and their “poetry arms” (Pop Sugar)

(Slum) Love Is Blind (Just Jared)

God Eva Longoria gets photographed a lot (Popoholic)

American Reunion asses and penises (Towleroad)

Tweeting baby feet (Amy Grindhouse)

Oh... this poor girl doesn’t know what year it is (Go Fug Yourself)

Blake in the middle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 18:06:52 April 3, 2012 18:06:52
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The poster for Oliver Stone’s Savages has been released. As you can see, Blake Lively is front and very centre, all hot and open-mouthed and tattooed and suppliant. Intriguing that we only see Aaron Johnson’s face behind a mask. As already reported, several times, Savages was supposed to open in September but has been moved up to July by a very confident Universal. Full Story

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