Always Be Closing

Duana Posted by Duana at January 17, 2012 22:27:06 January 17, 2012 22:27:06
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I have a colleague, who used to say to another colleague, usually on a Monday morning, “Hey – did you close?“  This of course referred not to business acumen but whether or not he got the amount of action he was hoping for on the weekend.  If they’re not already reading this, I bet money they both would love this show. Full Story

Rocknroll Twinsies!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2012 22:12:55 January 17, 2012 22:12:55
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Bauer-Griffin

When I saw these photos this morning I immediately thought of my friend Lorella who descends into (in my opinion) a disproportionate amount of rage when she sees people out together dressed similarly. Click here if you missed her full rationale. So here we have Kate Winslet, fresh off her Golden Globe win for Mildred Pierce, leaving LA with her boyfriend Ned ROCKNROLL, like twinsies. Full Story

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Weekly Live Blog - January 17, 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2012 20:00:48 January 17, 2012 20:00:48

Thanks for joining us!We’ll go a little freestyle today to cover off the Globes. I’m running behind and can’t come up with an agenda anyway. We’ll try to get to get to as many questions as we can.  Also, I’m warning you, because I am crushing full hard on Leonardo DiCaprio circa Romeo & Juliet, I might force you to talk about him with me. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2012 19:58:33 January 17, 2012 19:58:33

Sasha’s dealing with a dickhead brother and Hayley has some thoughts on designing your own workout and Claire Danes’s back in LifeStyle.

Why Katy Perry wants Russell Brand back (The Superficial)

The Mother of The Blue Ivy is definitely not blue (Dlisted)

Do young people these days feel about these photos the way I felt about Leo and Claire in Romeo & Juliet? For serious. I’m wondering. (Pop Sugar) 

Chris Pine’s blonde tips (Just Jared)

Getting a good body just to put it on Twitter: this generation’s motivation (Hollywood Tuna)

Zooey Deschanel covers Allure (Amy Grindhouse)

I like Rihanna’s Armani ads more than Megan Fox’s (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan’s breasts flop their way to court. Again. (Celebuzz)

I don’t actually know if Beyonce really gave this interview (Pink Is The New Blog)

I guess tertiary Glee stars can’t afford sturdier fabric (Go Fug Yourself

Marion & Guillaume last night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2012 18:57:24 January 17, 2012 18:57:24
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Francois Durand/Getty

They went out, though did not pose together, in Paris last night for a party. God she is gorgeous. Look at that face, and without a lot of makeup. SO beautiful, right? I can’t wait to see her in The Dark Knight Rises. I can’t wait to see WHO she is. How does Christopher Nolan keep his sh-t so tight?Remember when Guillaume Canet was in The Beach with Leonardo DiCaprio? This is what happens during a bad crush. Full Story

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An Award Season return

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2012 18:22:24 January 17, 2012 18:22:24
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Wenn, Angela Weiss/Getty, Grey Goose/Soho House

After a few months of staying relatively undercover following her split from Ashton Kutcher (due to his humiliating infidelities), Demi Moore seems to be re-emerging on the scene just in time for award season. I think we just might see her negotiating for a presenter spot at the Oscars, if not to hail her recovery than to rally support for her abomination of a movie with Miley Cyrus. Full Story

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You can do anything!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2012 16:33:40 January 17, 2012 16:33:40
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WENN

It was my favourite sketch on Saturday Night Live this past weekend, hosted by Daniel Radcliffe. If you’ve been reading my column for a while, this is probably no surprise. One of the running themes is the abuse of Special . You are seeing the consequences of that all over young Hollywood and reality tv right now. Full Story

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January 17, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2012 15:45:03 January 17, 2012 15:45:03

Happy Birthday Crystal from Amy! You've come a long way baby, from numerous falls in the skating rink in Louisdale to your now, rad boyfriend, awesome pad, and all around happy life. I'm truly proud of who you've become, but mainly because you've found gossip as a way of life! The countdown is on until March for Jon Hamm's return! Here's to more years of gossip (thank you Lainey) and friendship! Xo (Don Draper is attached!) Genevieve! Happy Belated Birthday! It’s never un-cool. Full Story

Monday, January 16, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Would Madonna have ever agreed to present the Golden Globe for Best Foreign Language Film at the request of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association if the winner was Angelina Jolie? Somehow the HFPA gave her an award this season.  Read Full Intro