On True Blood Season 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 19:34:53 June 13, 2012 19:34:53
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What did you think of the season premiere on Sunday? Terrible, right? Even the sex was terrible. And I know I’m not the only person shouting WHO CARES ABOUT ARLENE AND TERRY??? Did they give her a big contract after the first season? Is this about getting their money’s worth? Because goddamn that storyline is hurting. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 18:36:58 June 13, 2012 18:36:58

Look…Blue Ivy > Renesmee, ok? (Dlisted)

Kim Kardashian or a porn star? I’m sure it’s not the first time…(The Superficial)

Jay-Z mentors Willow for Annie (Just Jared)

I still don’t understand why Kelly Brook is such a big ass deal (Hollywood Tuna)

I still can’t tell Britney’s boys apart (Pop Sugar)

Why is Jenny McCarthy so up in my face right now? (Cele|bitchy)

And WHY would Ryan Gosling take a role that’s essentially the broke ass’s Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen, as if the original wasn’t actually bad enough??? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Still…even still… I am STILL not sick of this song (Towleroad)

Gisele modelling bikinis (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Dexter 7. You ready? (Pink Is The New Blog)

 

Penelope for Rome, Ridley, and Pedro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 17:49:14 June 13, 2012 17:49:14
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Here are Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem, and their little Leo heading out of Madrid last week. To Rome With Love opens in limited release on June 22. There should be a promotional appearance for it coming soon. Or several. Have you seen the trailer? I hate. The music makes me crazy. The music makes me wonder if the entire film will be all Mamma Mia Pizzeria Ciao Bella Gucci Donatella! Anyway, Pene’s next project will also be an ensemble. Full Story

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Can we PLEASE get a trailer for this?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 16:03:32 June 13, 2012 16:03:32

Over the last 3 weeks or so, most of the expected Oscar contending features have been rolling out their first trailers...but for Anna Karenina. Joe Wright, can you PLEASE get on this??? This is another film Duana and I will be seeing together, holding hands. Right after Les Miserables. I’ve been saying for a while, ever since the previews for Savages came out, that I’m not sure how I’ll make it out of the theatre after watching two hours of Aaron Johnson. Full Story

What’s with the finger?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 15:20:37 June 13, 2012 15:20:37

I wrote the other day in the Blake Lively Marie Claire article - click here for a refresher - that I am fascinated by how they decide on the image that makes magazine covers because oftentimes the cover photo is far inferior to the ones that make the inside pages. Full Story

Jennifer Lawrence runs and more Catching Fire auditions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 14:58:32 June 13, 2012 14:58:32
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Jennifer Lawrence was photographed yesterday working out. At one point it looked like she was sprinting. You know what I hate about sprints the way Hayley makes me do them? First of all it’s never just once. With her it’s usually five times. And it has to be faster each time. Like it’s not bad enough that she’s making you giv’er down the field, you’re expected to be better the more tired you are. Full Story

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William, Catherine, and no nude heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 14:07:07 June 13, 2012 14:07:07
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The Queen was accompanied by her grandchildren today in Nottingham while Prince Philip continues to recover. Prince William and his Catherine coordinated their clothes. But, as you can see, this time Kate decided to go with a pair of black pumps instead of her usual nude ones. The British tabloids were bitching all last week about how often she wears them. Full Story

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June 13, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 13:47:06 June 13, 2012 13:47:06

Jenny! It’s been a year. It’s been a year of courage for you, both of you. And in 2 weeks you’re celebrating 10 years together too - congratulations! I agree with you, of course. Sometimes it IS harder to be the carer than the patient. As for your personal happy place - YES, Tom Cruise dancing is one of the best. Full Story

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Liev Schreiber and Michael Sheen both shot pilots a few months ago for Showtime. Schreiber’s Ray Donovan and Sheen’s Masters Of Sex have now been picked up to series - two more acclaimed actors heading to television.  Read Full Intro

Show me the audition tape

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2012 20:10:23 June 12, 2012 20:10:23

Oh guess what? Lindsay Lohan lied to the cops about who was driving when her Porsche collided with a truck on the Pacific Coast Highway last week. Apparently she told them that it was her assistant who was driving, and even climbed over her assistant on the passenger side to get out the car. Full Story