If the Jolie presents, so will the Madge!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 21:39:36 January 13, 2012 21:39:36
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As reported earlier, the Brange will present - likely separately - at the Globes on Sunday. And now comes word that Madonna will also be handing out a trophy.They’ve never met. Officially.But they’ve exchanged testy words in public.And, as a reader called Stacey reminded me of recently, they also both slept with, at one point or another, Jenny Shimuzu. Full Story

Another award season without the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 20:42:50 January 13, 2012 20:42:50
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Maybe he’ll be invited to present at the SAGs or the Oscars. So far though, his name has not appeared in relation to the Globes. And he certainly won’t hear his name called on January 24th when the Academy announces its nominees. So we’ll get little of Tom Cruise and, therefore, the presentation of Katie Holmes, on the carpets this season. Full Story

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Tristan 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 20:20:20 January 13, 2012 20:20:20

Brad Pitt on the cover of the new issue of W. That hair. I am feeling the hair. And I don’t normally feel long hair on a man. But Tristan Ludlow was a universal quiver. I can’t even google the images without feeling almost hysterical with desire. It’s been 17 years. It’s not quite as long as it was in Legends Of The Fall. Full Story

Keep complaining in your big ass apartment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 19:28:07 January 13, 2012 19:28:07
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The NY Post reported yesterday that Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz are about to buy a 4,350 sq ft penthouse in Soho valued at $11.5 million. Three bedrooms, three bath, 2,000 sq ft of outdoor space (HOLY SH-T), and, of course, all kinds of crazy luxury. Full Story

You Have To Be The Better Villain

Duana Posted by Duana at January 13, 2012 19:20:41 January 13, 2012 19:20:41
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Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 11 recap I’m actually going to pretend this was the new season’s return.  It was so great and had this authentic Vampire Diaries mix of real danger, authentic teenage longing, and actual animalistic terror.  Stuff felt real, you know? Elena sometimes doesn’t act like a normal person, giving over the interesting parts of being a girl stuck in this town, sort of perpetually a victim and with nothing to do about it. Full Story

How Leo got my quiver back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 17:57:53 January 13, 2012 17:57:53
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All it took was a tan, a tux, a serious de-bloat...Leonardo DiCaprio was his very, very best in a long, long time last night at Critics’ Choice. Most of you probably didn’t watch (in Canada the show was only available on Superchannel), so you’re looking at these photos like what the f-ck are you saying, Lainey, he’s orange? I’m telling you, on TV, when he was moving, and under the lights on stage, which is why they have to wear makeup, there was no orange problem. Full Story

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Presenting Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 17:15:44 January 13, 2012 17:15:44
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The Huffington Post is reporting exclusively that the Brange will present at the Golden Globes on Sunday.When have you ever known Brange to present since they became the Brange? Angelina Jolie, it’s slightly more likely as she’s been more accommodating with public participation during their relationship. Full Story

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Clooney the Candidate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 16:49:40 January 13, 2012 16:49:40
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Most people get up on stage when they win and thank a list of agents and lawyers and studio people. If they're genuinely surprised, like Octavia Spencer, we are treated to moments of endearing fumbling and mumbling. When it's a veteran, it can be cheeky and charming, gratitude mixed with bemusement, as was the case with Christopher Plummer. Full Story

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The Help is surging

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 16:21:40 January 13, 2012 16:21:40
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The Artist may have won Best Film and Best Director last night but The Help’s victories in acting ensemble and lead and supporting actresses gave it a huge boost as we head toward Oscar nomination day on January 24. The Help is exactly the kind of film the Academy would love to honour. Remember Crash? Crash was a gross simplification. Full Story

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January 13, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 15:30:13 January 13, 2012 15:30:13

Happy 30th Birthday Amber! Can’t think of a better way to celebrate than with some Pitt Porn, watching the Globes, and of course, with the babies around and your “wife” Erin R. I’ll be doing that too. And toasting you! Carlee! Happy Birthday! Good luck on the 27th. You will be awesome, no worries. Just the beginning of what’s to be an amazing year filled with so much love and friendship, and hopefully a new arrival. Full Story

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I don’t understand the BAFTA Rising Star short list. It’s ONLY men. Which... fine. But here are the women who were on the long list and didn’t make the final five:Jennifer Lawrence, Felicity Jones, Jessica ChastainJessica Chastain took a seat for Thor, Chris Hemsworth.  Read Full Intro