Contradictory GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2012 18:41:50 September 18, 2012 18:41:50

Gwyneth Paltrow covers the new InStyle. She looks great for the audience. Very relatable. Like the mom who just got a makeover as opposed to high fashion Tom Ford girl. G is the mom who won’t let her kids watch television unless it’s in French or Spanish. She told the magazine that Apple was apparently “cross” with her because: “I only let them watch TV in French or Spanish. Full Story

Keira Knightley & Jack Ryan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2012 17:56:44 September 18, 2012 17:56:44

I never thought I’d see Keira Knightley in a Jack Ryan movie. But here she is, playing Cathy, his girlfriend and, if they follow the story, future wife (that’s what Anne Archer was, right?), shooting scenes for the remake on location in Liverpool. It appears as though he rescues her. And they embrace. Full Story

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Homeland Turbowatch Part 4 – Episodes 7 & 8

Duana Posted by Duana at September 18, 2012 16:16:01 September 18, 2012 16:16:01

Here are the things that, are far as I can see, we can still believe to be true because we haven’t seen them to be false yet.  My new move with Homeland is that only what I physically see is true, and even then, it better not be in a flashback. So.  Carrie seems incapable of lying. Full Story

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Selling Blake’s ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2012 15:32:57 September 18, 2012 15:32:57
Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty

Have you seen the ring? Popsugar has the most photos. Click here to see and then come back because I have a story to tell you about them/it. We don’t have to waste time debating whether or not these were staged, right? Most mainstream news outlets - PEOPLE, US Magazine, E! Online etc - posted a shot of Blake’s ring yesterday crediting the image to photographer “Alex Gutierrez” and not a photo agency. Full Story

The Dancing Cambridges cockblock the French magazine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2012 15:12:07 September 18, 2012 15:12:07

Prince William and Catherine are in Tuvalu. The locals threw a party in their honour. They wore traditional grass skirts and danced. There is much to celebrate. First the trip is almost over which means they can go home soon and not have to be on display all day anymore. And also a judge in France has ruled in their favour and Closer Magazine will have to hand over originals of the topless photos; the photos cannot be republished in France but they’ve already been published in Italy and Ireland. Full Story

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Jen’s carrying triplets and wears wigs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2012 14:33:22 September 18, 2012 14:33:22

It was reported a few months ago that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux would be working together on a short film for smartwater, which Aniston endorses, like to spoof all the bullsh-t that’s written about her. The video was released today. Full Story

September 18, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2012 14:16:20 September 18, 2012 14:16:20
FameFlynet, Splash

Saraah! Happy Birthday with love from your husband Matt! To Maggie but really for handsome Clive - next time you see my beagles, I hope I’m with them! And for Estella - Happy Birthday though I know you’re missing dad and to help you through what sounds like a rough day, I just bought these photos of Alan Rickman at the US Open a couple of weeks ago and in costume as Reagan on the set of The Butler. Full Story

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Monday, September 17, 2012

Dear Gossips,

The Master and Argo solidified contender status at TIFF, and in particular, The Master’s record-breaking limited-release box office this weekend should guarantee the film’s nominations. A surprise qualifier emerging out of Toronto however is The Silver Linings Playbook, announced as the festival’s Blackberry People’s Choice Award, in recent years a harbinger for Best Picture.  Read Full Intro

Jesse Pinkman in the front row

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2012 20:32:53 September 17, 2012 20:32:53
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This is for Maria who’s mad at me because I’ve yet to email her back about Aaron Paul at TIFF which is not even half as interesting (and mostly hilarious) as these photos of Aaron Paul front row at Burberry (I’ll post the full collection to LifeStyle Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Mimi vs Minaj

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2012 20:13:20 September 17, 2012 20:13:20

Please! Let it be January! And let them edit this the way we all want to see it -- f-ck the appearance of being nice and diplomatic. I mean, this is why our Mimi was asked to be a judge, right? Not because she’s particularly interested in finding a new superstar but because she’s only interested in us paying attention to the ONLY superstar worth mentioning: HER, of course. Full Story

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TIFF Review: Much Ado About Nothing (and a few other things)

Dan Posted by Dan at September 17, 2012 19:51:23 September 17, 2012 19:51:23
Sarjoun Faour Photography/ Todd Oren/ Getty

I’ve done this movie a great disservice and I feel very guilty about it. I sat down to watch Joss Whedon’s Much Ado About Nothing towards the end of the film festival. Bad idea. You see, what’s both exciting and completely soul sucking about the Toronto International Film Festival is that there are always movies to see and places to be. Full Story