LaLa’s Godfather?

May 10, 2011 09:04:31 Posted at May 10, 2011 09:04:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Beckhams were invited to the Wedding of the Century. Naturally, the British tabloids have been quick to hop on their acquaintanceship-relationship, eager to manufacture some kind of bullsh-t headline that might move a few extra thousand copies or generate a few extra page views. As a traffic whore myself, I’m down with generating page views, but putting a story out there about the Future King of England being the godfather to the Beckhams incoming girl-child seems a bit of a stretch, non? According to a source for The Mirror Full Story

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Rachel McAdams: ELLE & Cannes

May 10, 2011 08:49:53 Posted at May 10, 2011 08:49:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rachel McAdams is expected be on the carpet at the Palais in Cannes tomorrow night to open the film festival with Midnight in Paris. Timed for the occasion is her new cover for ELLE, adorable and fresh in leather pants on the front, and sexy, sultry, and maybe a little suggestively horny on the inside page. Full Story

Thor brings the hammer down

May 10, 2011 08:30:58 Posted at May 10, 2011 08:30:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah This is my third draft of this review. I’m having a hard time pinning down my opinion on Thor. So instead of a fifteen-hundred word coherent review, here are my incoherent notes from when I saw the movie over the weekend, including punctuation and doodles, where applicable. Full Story

The Princess Bride

May 10, 2011 07:44:58 Posted at May 10, 2011 07:44:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Rounding the corner on another season of GG (this isn’t the finale, but I’m ready for it to end) and I have to say, it feels like a limp to a close – no? Thanks as always for all your emails – Lainey sends them all along – and to those who said I should have addressed more of Chuck’s aggressive, possessive behaviour last week, I hear you. Full Story

Back in Sweden

May 10, 2011 07:07:50 Posted at May 10, 2011 07:07:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People who make movies can do amazing things. This was the scene in Stockholm, Sweden on Friday where David Fincher was back on location shooting The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo For America. They had to spray the streets with…whatever it is they use…to make it look like snow. To me it looks like snow. Full Story

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May 10, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 10, 2011 06:44:38 Posted at May 10, 2011 06:44:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Karen with love from Jacky – I hear it might be a little rough next week and you could use some Viggo? Here’s Viggo at a benefit in support of Habitat for Humanity in Chile in New York in March. And Jacky wanted some Sean Bean too. Here he is at the Game of Thrones panel at the HBO Winter TCA press tour in January. Full Story

Monday, May 9, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I tried to unplug this weekend because it’s a balls out week ahead so I actually had no idea there were other movies opening other than Thor. Was surprised to see Something Borrowed with a not-so-impressive fourth place debut.  Read Full Intro

He doesn’t have keys

May 9, 2011 13:39:58 Posted at May 9, 2011 13:39:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To his mother’s house. I don’t have keys to my ma’s house either. 37 years old, and she still thinks I’ll sneak home some friends and throw the door open for a raging party. First of all, they don’t even have a liquor cabinet. I actually don’t know many Chinese people who do. Full Story

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Still friends after Facebook

May 9, 2011 12:37:01 Posted at May 9, 2011 12:37:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg were photographed together in New York this weekend doing a little shopping. As you know, the two became close during The Social Network and are obviously still tight. Remember when we played Video Assumption on them meangirling Justin Timberlake? Click here  Full Story

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Breakups, long distance & other guy is more fun

May 9, 2011 12:07:39 Posted at May 9, 2011 12:07:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Dear Sasha, my Ex and I were together for nearly 8 years when he split in October. The date he left is actually pretty easy to remember since ---wait for it --- it was my birthday. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 9, 2011 11:21:49 Posted at May 9, 2011 11:21:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did I read that right? It’s a FIVE HAND SPAN??? (Dlisted)

It’s not just that Porny is pantless. It’s the way she can turn a pair of YSLs into the most UNelegant sight EVER (The Superficial)

Rich people giving other rich people gifts for rich babies (Popeater)

This doesn’t look like Rose McGowan to me. You? (Hollywood Tuna)

Don’t love Kate Hudson movies, but do love her grey sweater (Pop Sugar)

How does Madonna keep her hat on when she’s riding? (Just Jared)

Paz’s body looks so much less used after retouching (Cele|bitchy)

Robert Pattinson, gym rat (Socialite Life

I’d like to see Taylor Swift do the heart wearing the same thing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Penelope Cruz got REALLY dressed up for a movie premiere (I'm Not Obsessed)