The coordinated Cambridges hold hands, look tired

August 2, 2011 10:33:48 Posted at August 2, 2011 10:33:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Prince William and Catherine were photographed holding hands on a walk through Holyrood Park the other day looking a little worn out after Zara Phillip’s bender of a wedding. Kate, in particular, seems pretty run down after so many months of non-stop activity. Also, as we all know, the ongoing debate: Face or Body? An aging face, it deflates. Full Story

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Over-breathing through a sentence

August 2, 2011 09:15:00 Posted at August 2, 2011 09:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Went to see Crazy, Stupid, Love yesterday. Wasn’t my favourite. Gosling was hot, I guess, but I used up all the energy I could have spent enjoying him being annoyed by the girl (Analeigh Tipton) who plays Jessica, the babysitter. Jacek couldn’t deal with her either. At one point he leaned over, “Jesus Christ, this girl is the most irritating overactor”. Full Story

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Granny is blonde and her husband is angry

August 2, 2011 08:15:50 Posted at August 2, 2011 08:15:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Kidman was photographed yesterday on the New Orleans set of The Paperboy with John Cusack who plays a death row inmate. Gran plays a freak ass woman who writes love letters to him. And Matthew McConaughey and Zac Efron Cusack are trying to save him. Interestingly enough, Sofia Vergara was originally confirmed for Nicole’s part. Full Story

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The Divorce Bump

August 2, 2011 07:31:02 Posted at August 2, 2011 07:31:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is MUCH more interesting than the Baby Bump, both physically and professionally. And proof that romantic gossip will always > pregnancy gossip, and all the boringness that comes with it. Jennifer Lopez is divorcing Marc Anthony. The resulting “bump” in her popularity has been undeniable and the Divorce Bump has just delivered her a major cover: Vanity Fair. Full Story

After a close weekend at the box office...

August 2, 2011 07:19:00 Posted at August 2, 2011 07:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah The winner is... ATTACK THE BLOCK! When Lainey asked me to write up the box office for the weekend that was with Cowboys and Aliens and The Smurfs, I said, “Sure,” but I was thinking, “How can I make this about Attack the Block?” Because everything is about Attack the Block right now. Full Story

American Express makes ROOM FOR your THOUGHT

August 2, 2011 07:06:40 Posted at August 2, 2011 07:06:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Sandy to prevent another Green Lantern?

August 2, 2011 06:42:40 Posted at August 2, 2011 06:42:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Green Lantern was a disappointment for Ryan Reynolds. No one wants the same for his second release this summer. The Change-Up opens on Friday. And last night at the Hollywood premiere, Ryan showed up with his good friend and good luck charm Sandra Bullock in the hopes of avoiding another Lantern showing at the box office, to say nothing of the curse of Olivia Wilde. Full Story

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August 2, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 2, 2011 06:06:00 Posted at August 2, 2011 06:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Giselle! Congratulations and good luck this Saturday! By request, here’s Bradley Cooper to take you through your final week of not being Josh’s wife, and as for Mimi amazingness... have you ever seen this? Happy Birthday Emily from Shawna! Heard you’ll be stuck in class all day? How about some Neville Longbottom to help it go faster? Here’s Matthew Lewis at a charity football match last year. Full Story

Monday, August 1, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Zara Phillips looked like she had a good time at her own wedding, and what I mean by that is that so often, the brides don’t actually have a good time at their own weddings because they’re too busy worrying about their own weddings. Did Princess Catherine have a good time at her own wedding? If you consider a good time to be the realisation of multi-year strategic plan, sure. But at the same time, I don’t think that girl ever allows herself to let go, at least not fully. Zara on the other hand, Zara knows how to let go. She just married a rugby player after all.

More on Zara’s weekend later, and also the Brange, new babies, and sucky babies.

NB – Monday is a holiday in most of Canada. It’s a travel day for us as we’re returning home from our holiday in Oliver, British Columbia. As such, I pre-wrote most of today’s blog on Sunday and we’ll be posting all of it in a flurry early Monday morning. The blog will return to normal schedule tomorrow, Tuesday. I know that today is not a holiday for those of you outside of Canada and we are very, very sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

August 1, 2011 08:09:37 Posted at August 1, 2011 08:09:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned earlier, we have a 5 hour drive home now back to Vancouver after the holiday weekend in (most of) Canada. Smut will be back on full service tomorrow. Or, if anything breaks, late this afternoon. For now, please enjoy the stylings of my online gossip friends. Also, I learned this weekend that I suck at waterskiing and am really good at water-surfing.

Incompetent. Stupid. Management. (Dlisted)

The Batman fighting Bane. It looks so ridiculous in real life, when you’re not sitting in a movie theatre, doesn’t it? (The Superficial)

Better this than a tattoo that says “breathe” (Towleroad)

Not getting married, don’t wear a bra (Hollywood Tuna)

Katie Holmes – that is the strangest hip to pant leg ratio (Pop Sugar)

Hugh Jackman, you don’t need to suck in (Just Jared)

Kellan Lutz could have had the role of Edward in Twilight. But Jerry Curl chose to step aside for Robert Pattinson (Cele|bitchy)

He thinks he’s Fabio now (Socialite Life)

When Ashley Greene is all one colour... (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I couldn’t find a dress like this if I tried. Where do scabs shop? (I’m Not Obsessed)

Timetable on recovery

August 1, 2011 08:02:34 Posted at August 1, 2011 08:02:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kings of Leon – you heard what happened at their show in Dallas the other night? Caleb Followill was not right. And apparently hasn’t been right for a while. Here’s what he told the crowd before stumbling offstage: "My voice is completely 100 per cent wrong, I'm sorry... Do you know what? I'm going to drink some beer and I'm going to drink some tequila and I'm going to have a good time, and for the record I'm not drunk. Full Story