August 15, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2012 13:37:49 August 15, 2012 13:37:49

Marcus! Thanks for the Olympic photos - of course you know how jealous I am. That you were at the Olympics. That you had access to the Athlete’s Village....??? OMG TELL ME EVERYTHING BUT MOSTLY HOW MUCH SEX WAS HAPPENING! Over coffee then, the next time you come home.  Full Story

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Duana showed me a video a couple of years ago. It’s the only time I’ve ever related to John Mayer, regardless of whether or not it was staged. Mayer’s on the phone, trying to walk his father through a computer issue.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 20:34:28 August 14, 2012 20:34:28

Did Taylor Swift ruin this man’s life? (Dlisted)

Leann Rimes didn’t want to be outdone by Ashley Greene (The Superficial)

Who does Jackie better: Minka Kelly or Katie Holmes? (Too Fab)

First shots of Jennifer Aniston after the engagement announcement (Pop Sugar)

Love this: why Vanessa Paradis is the anti Hilary Duff  (Cele|bitchy)

Leighton Meester’s girl on girl in a music video (Just Jared)

Kanye West’s girlfriend’s ass is pretty perfect  (Hollywood Tuna)

The Glee toddler  (Amy Grindhouse)

Camila Alves is gorgeous and pregnant in a bikini (Popoholic)

More Jennie Garth post divorce thinnification (Go Fug Yourself)

Robert Pattinson’s Heartbreak Makeover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 19:41:58 August 14, 2012 19:41:58
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But first Jon Stewart. Because ... what a kind, kind man. And in a way that is so....not Jay Leno, right? You can have compassion and still be cool. And also uncompromising. Few personalities can manage to lure the Twi-Hard Nation without having to offer up their pride balls in the process. It’s another reason to love Jon Stewart. Full Story

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While you look at her hand...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 18:36:48 August 14, 2012 18:36:48

On her stomach, because somehow that’s a reliable pregnancy detector, my eyes are drawn to her feet. Because... Is that a F-CKING KITTEN HEEL??? This is Nicole Kidman in Paris the other day after a photo shoot. She was in London for the Games with Omega. According to Australian real estate sources, she’s expanding her penthouse there - click here Full Story

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Lochte & Phelps Post-Olympics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 18:03:26 August 14, 2012 18:03:26
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Michael Phelps’s new ads for Louis Vuitton, photographed by Annie Leibovitz, were released this week. Look at him in that suit with his hair all styled up. Aaaaand... I still prefer him in the pool. Just in the pool. Not talking, not mixing up his Asians Full Story

Every love is forever but we’re never getting back together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 16:09:25 August 14, 2012 16:09:25

Taylor Swift has a new album called RED coming out in October. And there’s already a new song -- We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. Once again, then, a breakup song. Because as she told her fans yesterday: "All the different emotions that are written about on this album are all pretty much about the kind of tumultuous, crazy, insane, intense, semi-toxic relationships that I’ve experienced in the last two years. Full Story

Trick or Treat?

Duana Posted by Duana at August 14, 2012 15:47:04 August 14, 2012 15:47:04
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Do you follow Joshua Malina on Twitter? (Click here for his account)  I don’t know why not, if you don’t.  He might be the single best “just like us” celeb on that whole thing.  Malina’s Twitter breaks down to about 65% tweets about how he’s aware his celebrity life is annoying and he is too privileged to talk, ever, 10% things his kids say that remind him he’s not cool, and 25% telling Chris Brown he’s a horrible person. Full Story

Shelfy needed to be alone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 15:04:33 August 14, 2012 15:04:33
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But first... That goddamn fringe. Jessica Biel was in Berlin yesterday promoting Total Recall at the press event and the premiere. Fashion-wise both choices are disappointments. That silky crop top makes her tits all wobbly in the daytime outfit and what kind of proper celebrity wears a tiered skirt in 2012? You know who still wears tiered skirts? Mischa Barton. Full Story

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What Would GOOP Tip?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 14:32:24 August 14, 2012 14:32:24

Speaking of crazy parents... And I know some of you can relate to this too... Have you ever had to sneak back to a table to add more to the tip? I’m pretty militant on this issue - it’s unacceptable for celebrities not to tip, and well. Don’t give a sh-t if the service was sh-t. Full Story

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August 14, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 14:07:18 August 14, 2012 14:07:18

Fiona! Happy 31st Birthday with love from Loryjean who misses working with you and seeing you every day. By request - here’s Chris Evans. To Loryjean - thanks for your kind words. Keep writing your blog and remember, people can’t stereotype if you don’t let them. Full Story