Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2012 19:34:44 November 5, 2012 19:34:44

How to get involved (#asklainey for vitaminwater)

Jessica Simpson’s dad just had a makeover, ok? (Dlisted)

Heidi Klum without makeup (Too Fab)

Alec Baldwin...doing pushups on the sidewalk (The Superficial)

This must be the happiest time of Ashley Greene’s life... and it won’t happen again (Just Jared)

Hayden Panettiere’s yoga moves (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Phillippe and his girlfriend at his son’s soccer game (Moe Jackson)

Something’s slummy in the state of Denmark (Pop Sugar)

Cameron Diaz looks great on the cover of ELLE UK and wants to get with Michael Fassbender (Cele|bitchy)

People came together after shoot girls in lingerie (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Where Justin Timberlake is enjoying his honeymoon (I'm Not Obsessed)

Drew goes low-classy

Maria Posted by Maria at November 5, 2012 18:50:02 November 5, 2012 18:50:02

I’ve been very confused by Drew’s pimping game lately. On the one hand, she sold her wedding photos to PEOPLE, which was very pedestrian of her, but she didn’t sell her baby photos, which shows a modicum of restraint. She’s not offering up her mommy tips and carrying Olive in and out of heavily papped Pilates classes and juice bars. Full Story

Leo is time for his birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2012 17:47:44 November 5, 2012 17:47:44

Remember Leonardo DiCaprio’s birthday last year? He partied in New York with his ma and a roomful of Victoria’s Secret models. Click here for a refresher. Leo’s birthday, he’ll be 38, is on Sunday. And apparently just in time. Full Story

What The Hell Is Going On? Virgil!

Duana Posted by Duana at November 5, 2012 17:29:24 November 5, 2012 17:29:24

Homeland Season 2 Episode 6 recap Do you not wish you had a Virgil you could yell for when the going got kind of rough? Like what a liberating thing, to be able to literally be in two places at once, to be on both the planning and the execution side? I have missed Virgil and, as Lainey and I discussed last night, he remains pretty sexy. Full Story

Courtside with the owner’s wife

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2012 16:37:07 November 5, 2012 16:37:07
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Beyonce and Jay-Z were courtside for the Brooklyn Nets home opener on Saturday night at the Barclays. The (part) owner’s wife wanted to be seen in all Tibi and her new fringe. God she is so f-cking cute with her hands up like that, non? Beyonce’s the one I have to work hard at -- at remembering what a selfish f-cking bitch she can be. Full Story

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The Walking Dead 3.4: “Can’t we have just one good day?”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 5, 2012 16:02:03 November 5, 2012 16:02:03

The Walking Dead Season 3 Episode 4 recap We spent last week in Woodbury, meeting the Governor and reaffirming that yes, Andrea has the worst taste in men EVER. This week we’re back at the prison, where someone is baiting the zombies inside. A mystery person (wearing slippers like the inmates) is trying to lead the zombies somewhere. Full Story

Kristen Stewart in Balenciaga as Nicolas Ghesquiere announces departure

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2012 15:49:55 November 5, 2012 15:49:55
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Kristen Stewart wore Balenciaga the other night at the AFI premiere of On The Road. It’s certainly not a twinkly strapless Oscar De La Renta dress for the MiniVan Majority. Which is why I dig it. That the makeup isn’t safe. The look is certainly not safe. That at 22, aligned with a luxury brand known for pushing the standard on shapes and structure, she is experimenting with fashion and seems to be enjoying the process. Full Story

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Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 5, 2012 15:03:51 November 5, 2012 15:03:51

The announcement that comedian Louis CK would be hosting SNL was kind of a big deal because not only is CK one of the biggest names in comedy right now, but he’s such a notorious control freak (he writes and directs every episode of his TV show, of which he is also a producer, and only in the third season did he hire someone to share editing duties, not to mention the control he exerts over his live tours) there was always a question of if he would be able to give up the control needed to host SNL where he would not be the one calling the shots. Full Story

Start the week with H7

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2012 14:53:04 November 5, 2012 14:53:04

And her mother in a pair of flats...what!? Not only that but she’s OK with being photographed in them too. Here’s Victoria Beckham with her kids at Universal City Walk this weekend. Her shoes take me back to private school uniforms in the 80s and 90s. That’s exactly the style we’d wear on our feet with our kilts. Full Story

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November 5, 2012 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2012 14:33:30 November 5, 2012 14:33:30

For Andrea D with the Ray Stevenson problem -- by request, here are a few photos. Apparently he’s in Thor? Stop yelling nerds, are we really expected to learn every actor by heart, even the character ones under heavy, heavy disguise? Anyway, looking at the images attached, I had no idea what he was in Thor. Full Story

Friday, November 2, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Mmmmm...motorboatin’! Thoroughly enjoyed the Country Music Awards last night. Downloaded half the songs performed live, including Little Big Town’s Pontoon which I’d never heard of before. WHAT? True.  Read Full Intro