Two halves of handsome

July 27, 2011 07:22:32 Posted at July 27, 2011 07:22:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The same day that George Clooney’s The Ides of March was confirmed for the Toronto International Film Festival, they also released the first poster. Thoughts? I’m all over it. Totally into it. Is it a copy of something? I’m sure you know-it-alls will tell me. But even if it is, I think it’s wonderful anyway. Full Story

SJP through Asia

July 27, 2011 07:09:58 Posted at July 27, 2011 07:09:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah Jessica Parker is currently travelling through Asia for Artistry on Ice. So at first I thought Artistry on Ice, like, it couldn’t be figure skating, right? What could SJP possibly be doing on a figure skating tour? Probably jewellery, has to be jewellery. No. Turns out it really is figure skating:“ARTISTRY on ICE, China’s own world class figure skating brand, created by SECA Ltd. Full Story

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July 27, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 27, 2011 06:49:32 Posted at July 27, 2011 06:49:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heidi! You’re heading to New York! Farewell and good luck with so much love from your best friend Helena who will miss you but is thrilled for you too. Please. It’s an excuse to go to NYC. And a couch to sleep on! Seppi and Suki will miss hanging with Ramon! For Sally from Ellen who requested for you some Jon Hamm, vintage Matt Dillon (circa 1980s), and Scott Speedman. Full Story

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Last year at Comic-Con two nerds got into a fight over a seat and one stabbed the other in the eye, um, with a pen. Violence is WRONG and it should not be funny and yes, you are reprimanding me for finding it funny. But... isn’t it? A little? We didn’t think anything could top that.  Read Full Intro

Orly’s face on a baby

July 26, 2011 16:18:06 Posted at July 26, 2011 16:18:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was flipping through photo thumbnails on the database and as I passed these, seeing the baby very quickly, I thought to myself, that really is Orlando Bloom’s face on an infant’s body! The infant, of course, is his son Flynn, with his wife Miranda Kerr, arriving in Sydney, apparently for the first time since Flynn was born. Full Story

On Ron, Charlie, SoA

July 26, 2011 13:59:00 Posted at July 26, 2011 13:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like I said re: Game of Thrones, there’s less than a page of Sons of Anarchy panel photos from Comic-Con. And maybe 2 full body shots of Charlie Hunnam. As opposed of course to Twilight which takes up at least 30 pages between all its castmembers including, like, Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed. Nikki Reed has more solo shots available than the entire SoA panel. Full Story

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Who will Justin blame this time?

July 26, 2011 12:36:48 Posted at July 26, 2011 12:36:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Friends With Benefits was a big hit at the box office this weekend... Not! Look, it wasn’t a disaster but it was barely better if not worse than a Jennifer Aniston romantic comedy and, at just over $18 million, it did NOT out-earn its doppelganger No Strings Attached which opened at $19. Full Story

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Endearing Andrew Garfield

July 26, 2011 11:17:11 Posted at July 26, 2011 11:17:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By now you’ve all heard about Andrew Garfield at Comic-Con right? At the Spider-Man panel, he dressed up in a store bought Spidey suit and took to the mic with a rather geeky little speech about how much Spidey means to him. He was breathless and nervous, there was no polish or practice, but at the same time it wasn’t awkward either. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

July 26, 2011 10:56:59 Posted at July 26, 2011 10:56:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dads and sons don’t go to the ballgame anymore? (The Superficial)

See? Now imagine you’re a nerd who only gets out once a year! No wonder they’re strokin’ it in the washroom! (Dlisted)

Sofia’s purple gives a Smurf blue...fur? (Hollywood Tuna)

I actually can’t believe we’re seeing Diane Kruger in sweats (Pop Sugar)

Jessica Alba is luminous (Just Jared)

She has a perfect body for white jeans (Popoholic)

Parents fight over their kids over Twitter. Class! (Amy Grindhouse)

Vagina Virgin in a peacoat (Celebuzz)

Jakey & Maggie stand up for dad (Pink Is The New Blog)

This...was a little extra for Comic-Con. But the dress itself was really quite beautiful (Go Fug Yourself)

Prisoner Bride & Prince Warden to sue

July 26, 2011 08:45:45 Posted at July 26, 2011 08:45:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her Serene Highness Princess Charlene and her husband Prince Albert of Monaco don’t appreciate that we keep thinking that she’s being held prisoner in a white castle. They insist that Charlene did not try to escape three times before her wedding and eventually had her passport confiscated and have filed papers in French court against L’Express Magazine for fuelling what they call “false rumours” about their relationship. Full Story

Big. TIFF.

July 26, 2011 08:30:58 Posted at July 26, 2011 08:30:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Toronto International Film Festival has just announced its initial line-up and it’s a blockbuster. This year will be a blockbuster. What? You want some names? How about these names: George ClooneyBrad PittMadonnaU2 – the opening night gala And SO many more. I’m just trying to process the press release now so my thoughts might be all over the place but here’s a quick snapshot: Clooney will present both The Descendents, directed by Alexander Payne, and his own film The Ides of March, also starring Ryan Gosling. Full Story