“Hot-tub worthy” infidelity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 14:40:41 October 5, 2011 14:40:41

That was apparently the qualification for Ashton Kutcher when he cheated on his wife Demi Moore on their wedding anniversary in San Diego at the Hard Rock Hotel: the girls had to be “hot-tub worthy” and he took his time deliberating on the local offering before deciding on two “hot-tub worthy” candidates to take back to his suite, where they did indeed, all three of them, get into the hot-tub, naked, to make out. Full Story

October 5, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 14:34:39 October 5, 2011 14:34:39

Paul! It is your wife’s birthday today. Oh sh-t! How many times did Gigi repeat that last night? Anyway Jenn says you have been a hero this last week. And of course she’s not pissy. She says you’re the most awesome husband and that “what you do every other regular day of her life more than makes up for this”. Full Story

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Dear Gossips,

There’s a rumour circulating that Madonna will perform at halftime at the Super Bowl. Her people have not denied the report which basically means they’re still negotiating. Some people are questioning whether or not Madonna’s audience is a Super Bowl audience.  Read Full Intro

Sunshine stepped out on Shaki???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 20:43:14 October 4, 2011 20:43:14
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Flynet, Bauer

According to Spanish language tabloids, Shakira and Gerard Pique are over because he cheated on her with a younger woman. Tonto! Here’s what Google Translate told me: The Colombian singer Shakira and Spanish footballer Gerard Piqué ended their relationship a few days ago, as announced today the Mexican magazine TV Notas. Full Story

Don’t hurt yourself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 20:07:33 October 4, 2011 20:07:33
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Wenn, Nate Beckett/Splash, Michael Buckner/Getty

She looked like she was about to last night, didn’t she? At the premiere for American Horror Story? Check out Lea Michele posing to the point of aneurysm, poor thing. And I mean it. Because you know what I think it is about Lea Michele? Lea Michele has this awesome gift. It’s SO pure. I LOVE when she sings. Full Story

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You are not Lenny Kravitz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 19:30:06 October 4, 2011 19:30:06
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Bauer, KCSPresse/Splash

Definitely have a double standard going here. Call me on it, please. Because if Lenny Kravitz were walking around Paris Fashion Week like this, I’d be totally ok with it. But ... Jared Leto isn’t Lenny Kravitz. Jared Leto walking around Paris Fashion Week like this just looks like a loser. Unfair? Would I be less unfair if I was more of a fan of his music? If I considered him a “rock star” would I be more tolerant of his try-full “rock star” stylings? Rock Star or Pop Star? I want there to be a difference. Full Story

Robo Scarecrow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 19:00:38 October 4, 2011 19:00:38
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FameFlynet

Scarecrow is what I thought of when I saw Katie Holmes in these jeans. Gumby Scarecrow? Scarecrow Gumby? Whatever it is, it’s f-cking the worst. And here’s my answer to that one person, there’s always one, who will argue that she just wanted to be comfortable so don’t judge her for her weird ass coveralls. Full Story

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Paris Fashion Week: Chanel S/S 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 18:44:59 October 4, 2011 18:44:59
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Wenn, Pascal Le Segretain/Getty

Florence Welch sang. Anna Wintour had the best seat. Karl presided over everything.  And all of it looked like it was designed for Diane Kruger. But I am all about these little flat silver booties.  Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 18:35:07 October 4, 2011 18:35:07

She’s a minor, her abs are airbrushed, and her husband is 50. Yay the world. (The Superficial)

Word to the Mother Cher (Dlisted)

I love this Kristen Stewart photo shoot (Amy Grindhouse)

Megan Fox looks really great in those yoga pants that almost no one looks great in (Hollywood Tuna)

The Brange shoot each other with paint (Pop Sugar)

George Clooney for ONE (Just Jared)

This is her version of submitting a resumé (Popoholic)

Britney’s boo boo joins her on stage (Celebuzz)

Mimi poses with her pups again (Pink Is The New Blog)

Kirsten Dunst. YES. (Go Fug Yourself)