Better Stella and hot with Charlie

May 5, 2011 09:11:00 Posted at May 5, 2011 09:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Stella McCartney’s designs were on display several times on Monday night at the Met Gala but the execution, well, it wasn’t great. Kate Hudson looked like a girl with a tramp stamp right out the trailer park, Gwyneth bored, Rashida’s purple lumpiness was a mess, Rihanna f-cked hers up with a braid, and Madonna complained publicly about looking fat. Full Story

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Will & Kate: American Invasion

May 5, 2011 08:23:44 Posted at May 5, 2011 08:23:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Their first official overseas tour will be to Canada from June 30 to July 8. But the Palace has confirmed today that Prince William and Princess Catherine (I am not calling her a duchess and as previously noted, the Prince of Wales’s press office has already encouraged people to use Princess Catherine) will head to California immediately after, a story that was first reported by Andrew Morton on his site The Morton Report Full Story

Mark Strong

May 5, 2011 07:54:38 Posted at May 5, 2011 07:54:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once in a while an email will come in from an ardent fan of Mark Strong and she’ll be all indignant about why he’s not featured all the time on this site. Example: “WHY DON’T YOU POST MORE ABOUT MARK STRONG! HE’S AWESOME!!!!!” I don’t doubt it. But, first of all, there’s very little gossip out there about him other than the fact that you can often find him bro’ing down with Daniel Craig, and second, it’s not like Mark Strong is photographed every day – I’m not even sure half the people reading this site would have made his face on name recognition alone in the title – and I’m not about to post old photos of him over and over again just to satisfy a minority need. Full Story

Spns`d Tingles: Aquafina® Health Saavy Celebs Wk 3

May 5, 2011 07:45:35 Posted at May 5, 2011 07:45:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I’m back from London where it was wall to wall to wall work and, well, the gym happened at the beginning of the week and didn’t happen at all by the end of it. We had a 70 person crew, and I swear we all only averaged about 2 hours of sleep a night, if that. The key to survival? I’m telling you – hydration. Full Story

It’s Cheryl...vs Posh?

May 5, 2011 07:28:08 Posted at May 5, 2011 07:28:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Simon Cowell wanted her. And she was negotiating for a while with Fox, but today it’s been confirmed: Cheryl Cole is a judge on US X Factor. She’ll start shooting on Friday. Said Simon: “I’m thrilled for Cheryl. She is massively excited about this show, and has been fantastic to work with. Full Story

May 5, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 5, 2011 07:19:42 Posted at May 5, 2011 07:19:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Belated Birthday Alexa with love from your sister Natalia who says you’re wonderful, funny, smart, full of steeze, and oh so capable. I LOVE that capable is important. I love that for you two, in a list of attributes, “capable” factored and “beautiful” didn’t. Full Story

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Join us today at 3pm ET/noon PT for the Weekly Liveblog! There was Wedding Porn and there was Dress Porn and now… I think it’s only fitting if we get some Pitt Porn. Need some Brange in my life. Because it’s not like Jennifer Love Hewitt being single again is going to keep us buoyed from the high of the two previous events.  Read Full Intro

Cam talks big

May 4, 2011 14:15:24 Posted at May 4, 2011 14:15:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz is featured on Maxim’s Hot 100 of 2011. She ranks 4th. So, you know, she’s fronting like she’s all cool about relationships in a men’s magazine, perpetuating the image that she’s a guy’s girl, burpy and farty, super chill, not super clingy, and doesn’t demand more: "I do (think marriage is a dying institution). Full Story

Chelsy Davy and Kate’s shoes

May 4, 2011 13:12:32 Posted at May 4, 2011 13:12:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let’s make a story out this one, shall we? Since we all have Wedding Withdrawal anyway. Chelsy Davy went shopping today. Also King’s Road. Like Kate Middleton just days before she married Prince William and was savvy enough to make sure we knew about it. These girls, they’re rich, they can afford to go to Selfridges and drop a lot more. Full Story

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Weekly Live Blog - Wednesday, May 4, 2011

May 4, 2011 11:55:16 Posted at May 4, 2011 11:55:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can we collectively complain about the One Day trailer today? Are we worried for Saoirse Ronan that she’ll be frolicking in some kind of meadow in weird Little House on the Prairie clothes? Or is it Royal-ness we’ll be obsessing about? And Dress Porn from the Met Gala! It’s been a while since we’ve liveblogged – looking forward to it! Thanks for joining Sarah from Cinesnark Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 4, 2011 11:37:30 Posted at May 4, 2011 11:37:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Has he demonstrated that he’s trustworthy? Why believe him now? What is it about putting lies in books that suddenly makes them true? (Dlisted)

Katy Perry’s ridiculous tit to waist ratio in Vanity Fair (The Superficial)

This movie sounds bunker and bunker (Popeater)

When Rihanna lets her mermaid loose (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson do an English talk show (Pop Sugar)

Skinny girls show their baby bumps pretty early (Just Jared)

I know you won’t be but I am totally into these pants (Cele|bitchy)

People get so creative about what they can sue for. I think I should spend more time on this. (Buzznet)

How hard do you think they’re trying not to show how much they’re loving this? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This helped with my cold today. Something heartwarmy (Towleroad)