This is not the Sexiest Man Alive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2012 14:08:25 May 10, 2012 14:08:25
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You can barely remember who the current Sexiest Man Alive is, can you? It’s Bradley Cooper. It’s NOT Jon Hamm.Probably never Jon Hamm. I’ve already predicted it’ll be Channing Tatum what with the year he’s having and Magic Mike and GI Joe still on the way. As we’ve seen through the years, and as repeated repeatedly during the annual SMA handicapping on this site, the SMA is almost always a Movie Star. Full Story

The Avengers’ earth-shattering box office

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 10, 2012 13:57:27 May 10, 2012 13:57:27
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In the days leading up to The Avengers release on May 4, the projections were calling for a $150-170 million opening weekend. I thought it would just beat the high side, ending up around $172 million, which would best the previous opening weekend record set by Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 of $169 million. Full Story

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“But he’s married!”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2012 13:37:29 May 10, 2012 13:37:29
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It’s not just a John Travolta decision anymore. John Travolta will sue and he will fight and he will deny and he will pay what he has to pay to perpetuate the truth that they have struggled so hard to maintain - they being the Church, his wife, his management. His sexuality is THEIR business, his personal life is directed by an entire community. Full Story

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Understandably they are playing and replaying Stephen Colbert’s two part interview with the adorably cantankerous Maurice Sendak that originally aired in January. Colbert should win an Emmy for it. And the movie should have been more loved.  Read Full Intro

Nathan and his mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 21:13:50 May 9, 2012 21:13:50
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Here’s Robert Sheehan aka ex-Nathan on Misfits with his mother in Dublin the other day which is my excuse to talk about Misfits now that it’s been confirmed that Lauren Socha will not be returning (because she assaulted a cab driver and yelled racist insults at him - click here Full Story

Cammie’s next dick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 20:52:58 May 9, 2012 20:52:58
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P Diddy, Alex Rodriguez, Justin Timberlake, Jared Leto...We’ve established that Cameron Diaz has a type right? She loves assholes; they break her heart. Then Gwyneth Paltrow has to put it back together. Who’s next?Well, Cam’s about to get to work on a movie called The Counselor starring Michael Fassbender. Full Story

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Isabella Cruise sees her mom ... “sometimes”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 20:01:42 May 9, 2012 20:01:42
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I don’t know about this story. I don’t know about the source. It’s an Australian magazine called New Idea claiming a world exclusive one-on-one interview with Isabella Cruise, daughter of Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise. REALLY?Fine.We’ll work with it until we shouldn’t work with it anymore. Just so you know in the event it turns out bogus. Full Story

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Johnny & Co in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 19:19:57 May 9, 2012 19:19:57
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Johnny Depp and the Dark Shadows team were in London tonight for the UK premiere. Is it freaking you out too that Michelle Pfeiffer and Chloe Moretz look and act the same age? It’s a compliment for one and not a compliment for the other. Obviously no one here approaches the amazingness of Helena Bonham Carter. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 18:52:36 May 9, 2012 18:52:36

Angelina Jolie’s competition (Dlisted)

How come Jennifer Aniston hasn’t posed for him like this? (The Superficial

Robert Pattinson has balls now (Just Jared)

Why is Olivia Munn wearing diapers? (Hollywood Tuna)

True Blood Season 5 photos (Pop Sugar)

It turns out Jennifer Love Hewitt needs friends more than Jessica Simpson does (Cele|bitchy)

This week in Iker Casillas: he’s not getting married (Kickette)

Carly Rae Jepsen conquers Harvard! (Towleroad)

Lady Gaga’s working with this guy too??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Nelly Furtado’s Big Hoops (Hollywood PQ)

Really animated Will

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 17:22:18 May 9, 2012 17:22:18
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Will Smith and the Men In Black 3 team were in Asia earlier this week to promote the movie. Does he seem really, really animated to you? I mean he’s always super-animated but I feel like this time there’s some extra to his natural all day party. And no, that’s not a reference to anything smutty. I do actually believe Will gets high on Fans! and Fun! He’s reminding me a lot lately of Tom Cruise. Full Story

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The Spa is his Forest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 16:12:32 May 9, 2012 16:12:32
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You remember when George Michael was repeatedly arrested for soliciting in the woods? I kept writing “Just Get A Computer!” at the time but George, no, George likes to kick it old school. He likes it dark, anonymous, furtive, and, obviously, bucolic; it’s hard to convince him otherwise. For John Travolta, his “forest” is the spa. Full Story