No, they’re both sticking around

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2011 20:35:14 November 15, 2011 20:35:14
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It was a big ass headline around the world yesterday when Brad Pitt said he’d be done with the acting in 3 years. Then Brad went to Korea and clarified his comments. He said his retirement date isn’t exact but that he does enjoy producing and one day it’ll happen although Brangelunatics don’t need to panic yet. Full Story

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Two Lisbeths

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2011 20:27:02 November 15, 2011 20:27:02
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Rooney Mara, who is the US Lisbeth Salander, and Mia Wasikowska, who could have been the US Lisbeth Salander, were both at the CFDA Awards last night. Which reminds me of this article I posted last week about Rooney saying she didn’t think the other girls who were rumoured for the part were exactly right for the part either and my corresponding paragraph about that strange Hollywood reality:There it is. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2011 19:53:56 November 15, 2011 19:53:56

Hilary Swank’s comfort layers and Sasha’s helping out a mom who’s homesick in California - LifeStyle

Fried Chicken in a lime green bikini (The Superficial)

Is this the new technique to make you look longer and leaner? (Dlisted)

Um, so what does this say about Dakota Fanning’s mother? (Amy Grindhouse)

Is it ok to say that pregnant Hilary Duff was wearing a dress that was too small, or does that violate the rules about having to be nice to pregnant ladies all the time? (Hollywood Tuna)

Leo doesn’t believe in ankle socks (Pop Sugar)

Goddamn that is an old face (Just Jared)

Do you think Megan Fox’s hair is all hers? (Popoholic)

Lea Michele says Gwyneth is the “greatest” (Celebuzz)

Britney Spears and ... Marilyn Manson? (Towleroad)

This Nicole Richie dress...it’s HORRIBLE (Go Fug Yourself)

Spanx and Potholes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2011 18:50:37 November 15, 2011 18:50:37
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Victoria Beckham is in New York being a fashion designer. Last night she was at the WWD Apparel & Retail CEO Summit wearing leather legwarmers that I’m actually kinda into and Louboutins that were two sizes too big. But pause.She’s a CEO.Continue.Is that a Spanx line? So Victoria Beckham, clearly back to her pre-baby body, felt she needed some Spanx. Full Story

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The realest romance ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2011 17:16:23 November 15, 2011 17:16:23
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Kellan Lutz has some kind of new piece. You don’t need to know the name. You just need to know, as they’re clearly working so hard to prove, that they are legitimately into each other and that she’s, like, his true bonafide. In the subtlest way possible. I mean, you can barely tell, right? Compared to them, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are like public porn. Full Story

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Oh get on with it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2011 16:46:48 November 15, 2011 16:46:48
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Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield were together but not together at the Worldwide Orphans Foundation Gala, hosted by Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, in New York last night. Emma and Andrew have been  everywhere together but not together in the city the last week or so. Here they are, posing with WWO Founder Dr Jane Aronson - read this Full Story

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Take a deep breath.

Duana Posted by Duana at November 15, 2011 15:59:35 November 15, 2011 15:59:35
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People, take a breath in, and out. As per someone on twitter named @sam_ash who was retweeted over 100 times, “NBC totally Britta’d this whole #Community thing”.Or – maybe you don’t know what I’m talking about?   Twitter blew up yesterday around home time because the new NBC schedule came out, and Community is not on it. Full Story

My Prediction for Sexiest Man Alive 2011: Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2011 15:24:53 November 15, 2011 15:24:53

You don’t think I hate myself?I HATE MYSELF TODAY.But remember, this is not a PREFERENCE. This is a PREDICTION. So to answer your questions, for those of you who keep emailing about Michael Fassbender...This is PEOPLE Magazine.How many PEOPLE Magazine subscribers do you think know Michael Fassbender? Come on now. Full Story

Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2011 15:21:24 November 15, 2011 15:21:24

Arguments for: -Moneyball, Tree of Life, commercially and critically it’s been a really, really strong year, and now they’re talking Oscar nomination. Who’s better at campaigning than the Brange? -Look at his hustle for Moneyball. He’s been working it harder than he has in a long, long time. This is a sign for him: Brad can taste something, and is willing to bend a lot deeper for it in exchange. Full Story

Robert Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2011 15:05:21 November 15, 2011 15:05:21

Arguments for: -It’s Twilight Week. It’s perfectly timed. You give it to him, the Twi-Hards jizz all over the newsstands, instant major cash. Pattinson is almost an automatic. It’s the “of course” selection.  He’s made the final 3. I would not be surprised. But if I were safeguarding this brand. Full Story

Leonardo DiCaprio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2011 15:01:07 November 15, 2011 15:01:07

Arguments for:-Oh he’ll hide under his smelly baseball cap and tell you he’s not interested in an Oscar but of course he’s interested in an Oscar. That’s the whole point of the game. And right now, with J Edgar, there’s a good chance at a nomination. Doesn’t hurt if he goes into the race winning the SMA popularity contest-Leonardo DiCaprio became the Heartthrob who became the Actor. Full Story