September 30, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2011 17:30:56 September 30, 2011 17:30:56

Happy Birthday Anna K with love from Hez and me too! To Jilly Bean from your BFF Stacy who now calls you Director Bean - keep working that Latina Magic and congratulations on the promotion! Happy birthday! Thank you for being a wonderful friend and always sticking by me. I'm sorry i'm not there on your birthday. Full Story

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Last night’s Gossip Night in Vancouver at French Connection gave us every reason to start working on a Smut Soiree in Vancouver. THANK YOU! So here’s what helped with my hangover today: have you heard about the Gasp clothing situation in Australia? Apparently the store policy is to treat customers like sh-t and reject them if they don’t “get” it.  Read Full Intro

The GMD is an auror?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2011 22:05:29 September 29, 2011 22:05:29
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INF

Gawker profiled The Delphian School today. It’s K-12, at $42,000 a year per student, even though it’s not yet accredited, though in the process, and was founded by Scientologists. The way the students themselves describe it, it’s like, um, Hogwarts for Xenu people. Click here Full Story

Sandy & the fastest man alive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2011 21:59:28 September 29, 2011 21:59:28
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SPW /Splash

Sandra Bullock and Usain Bolt were both at Mr Chow last night for dinner. Some people tried to suggest that it was a date. Apparently all they did was pose for a photo together inside. Hilarious, right? Let us not speak of what happened last month at the Worlds. Let’s hope that doesn’t happen at the Olympics. Full Story

Big shoes, leggings, winter boots

Sasha Posted by Sasha at September 29, 2011 21:39:14 September 29, 2011 21:39:14

I need a size 41 shoe and where can I find a good shoe selection online? I live in Regina, the only one or two independent shoe stores here don't sell beyond size 10 and I am tired of Aldo and Feet First. I'm pretty fashion forward, like nice things, but at Winners or the Shoe Company their larger size shoe section looks like my Great Aunt's closet (and I check Winners at least once a week). Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2011 19:18:17 September 29, 2011 19:18:17

Chris Brown beat Rihanna because he was allegedly dealing with a man??? (The Superficial)

Lindsay Lohan found someone to pay for her to go to Paris (Dlisted)

Scarjo talks about her nude shots without actually talking about her nude shots (Celebedge)

Don’t you wish Sofia Vergara photos came with audio? (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden hit up dance class with their really cute kids (Pop Sugar)

Hugh Jackman goes to the Rock for food advice (Just Jared)

I want to push the fringe off her face (Popoholic)

Am very underwhelmed by this Avengers cover. You? (Celebuzz)

The networks and gay characters (Towleroad)

Sure, I guess, from the neck down. But what does it matter when the head and the ears are greasy and mismatched? (Go Fug Yourself)

Pippy goes for Oscar and Tony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2011 19:11:30 September 29, 2011 19:11:30
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WENN, INF

The Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open Championship is happening this week in Vegas. JT played in the pro-am yesterday with some other celebrities. Jessica Biel followed him around in a golf cart. See photos below. In other words, by having her at the event, and such an important one, he’s giving her permission to be his Official Girlfriend again. Full Story

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Lonely Boy fills in for Fassy...again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2011 19:01:05 September 29, 2011 19:01:05
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WENN

Zoe Kravitz and Michael Fassbender were together. Then in the summer, after the release of X-Men: First Class, she was seen around New York with Penn Badgley. It was thought that she and Fassy were over. But at TIFF, I saw them out together on consecutive nights, not just hanging out, but like obviously a real situation. Full Story

Is that a sweat dress?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2011 18:46:50 September 29, 2011 18:46:50
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MacFarlane /Keeble/Splash, BEN STANSALL /Brendon Thorne /Getty Images

Prince William and Catherine attended the opening of a cancer centre for children today in Surrey, England. Will came straight from an all-nighter at work. Kate’s been in London; was at a wedding last weekend and then was spotted shopping at Topshop. Check out this dress she’s wearing. It’s her usual silhouette, but the material - is that, like, a dress made out of a sweat shirt? There’s been a lot of speculation lately about, of course, whether or not Kate’s pregnant. Full Story

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Sons of Anarchy 4-4

Duana Posted by Duana at September 29, 2011 18:31:41 September 29, 2011 18:31:41

Sons of Anarchy Season 4 Episode 4 recap When I last talked to Lainey about this show, I told her “I don’t know how I’m supposed to feel about these people’’ but that I like Gemma. She responded with “wait ‘til she really starts to do some f-cked up sh*t”. I have this feeling today is the day…Anyway, you remember what’s been going on with the weapons delivery and whatnot, right? And how Jax wants out and Clay promises that’s OK? And how running drugs passed at church, 6-5? Tara wakes up to find Jax scribbling some notes, but he’s cagey about what they are. Full Story

What’s taking so long?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2011 16:16:51 September 29, 2011 16:16:51
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With the denial? It’s been at least 48 hours since Star Magazine announced in their latest issue that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have separated because he keeps cheating on her. Also 48 hours since the story broke that Ashton messed around with a girl last Friday, a day before their 6th wedding anniversary, in San Diego instead of spending it with Demi in New York. Full Story