Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I woke up unsettled this morning and rather unwillingly. Because Prince William was in my dream and, like, REALLY hot. Now you know I’m for Harry, always. So it was weird, seeing Will with all his hair, on his army rescue ship in a grey t-shirt with really nice arms.  Read Full Intro

Johnny Depp’s Oscar history

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2012 20:03:21 February 22, 2012 20:03:21
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Wenn, Vince Bucci/Frank Micelotta/Frazer Harrison/Getty

Can we just revisit the fact that JLo will be making her TENTH appearance at the Oscars in 15 years this weekend? Click here if you missed yesterday’s article. Is she the only one who says yes...repeatedly?While JLo is going for a decade’s worth of Academy Award showings without a nomination, Johnny Depp has only attended 4 times in 18 years. Full Story

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All the wrong colours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2012 19:17:26 February 22, 2012 19:17:26
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Lindsay Lohan went to court today and it’s been, oh, 4 months or so since she last f-cked up. The Judge was pleased that she’d completed the community service that was expected of her.Why are we being asked to stand up and applaud the fact that she FOLLOWED ORDERS??? Someone posted a question yesterday during the liveblog about Whitney Houston and Lohan, whether or not she could be next. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2012 19:09:00 February 22, 2012 19:09:00

Adam Levine is totally the kind of guy who enjoys looking at it spill out onto a girl (Dlisted)

How Minnie Driver talks about her baby father (The Superficial)

BREASTICLES??? Who says BREASTICALS??? (Cele|bitchy)

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski go for lunch (Pop Sugar)

Oh look. It turns out I am a terrible wife. (Evil Beet Gossip)

Miley Cyrus in a sweater and short shorts (Hollywood Tuna)

Does Lola get to go to the MDNA’s after after Oscar party? (Just Jared)

This model doesn’t like soccer (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Evan Rachel Wood is Duckie Dale! (Celebuzz)

I really do want one of these owl sweaters (Hollywood PQ

Oh, it’s your birthday?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2012 18:21:00 February 22, 2012 18:21:00
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WENN

Even if you’ve forgotten, or if you don’t care to know, Jennifer Love Hewitt will always remind you when it’s her birthday. She was at The Ivy yesterday (people still go there?) with some friends celebrating HER BIRTHDAY when, amazingly, the paps were able to shoot her with a sign in her hand announcing that it was HER BIRTHDAY. Full Story

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The Year Of Adele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2012 17:56:08 February 22, 2012 17:56:08
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Wenn, Keystone

It was at the Brit Awards last year that Adele delivered such an exquisite performance, bringing all of us to tears, of Someone Like You that started it all. So now it’s complete. Adele was the big winner at the BRIT Awards last night. And it doesn’t look like she actually changed her dress from the Grammy Awards. Full Story

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“My girlfriend, I don’t know if any of you guys know her...”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2012 16:51:22 February 22, 2012 16:51:22

Have we been played for nine months?Late Spring last year we were told that Jennifer Aniston’s new boyfriend was called Justin Theroux; she’s been fronting like they didn’t hook up during filming of Wanderlust because he had a girlfriend at the time but whatever... the point is, we watched them through the summer, into the fall in New York, all leading up to now, as Wanderlust opens this weekend, OSCAR WEEKEND. Full Story

Justified 3.6: “You’re in trouble when the drums stop”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 22, 2012 16:38:11 February 22, 2012 16:38:11

Justified Season 3 Episode 6 recapA couple of floozies hit up an Oxycontin clinic to start the episode. They’re buying from the doctor Boyd threatened in the previous episode. And now there are dudes with guns shooting up the place. Well this is certainly an exciting start to the episode. The dudes with guns kill everyone except Ella Mae, who we know from previous episodes. Full Story

Aloof & Film School

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2012 16:15:00 February 22, 2012 16:15:00
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Why haven't we sent this request to the Gossip Genie yet? The aloof Rooney Mara and James Franco Went To Film School - they're perfectly pretentious for each other. You like it? I like it. I love it. Or...how does Franco the Artist compare to David Fincher the Artist? Having tasted true genius - debatable, if you ask me - does Franco's amateur poetry lose its appeal?Here's Franco earlier this week at a screening for his My Own Private River, featuring footage of River Phoenix from My Own Private Idaho. Full Story

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February 22, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2012 15:21:40 February 22, 2012 15:21:40

Happy Birthday to the brilliant, beautiful evil mastermind that is Pamela P! We love you and miss you and can't wait to see you in October. Have a wonderful holiday in Jamaica with loads of pink drinks in the sun! Love kc and KC.  Full Story

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those of you returning from long weekend. Several new articles were posted yesterday and LifeStyle is jammed with photos from London Fashion Week. Please scroll down to catch up on what you missed, including the Givenchy Nightingale, this year’s Annual Contest prize bag, one of the all-time classics.  Read Full Intro