Stefan = Talk, Damon = Action

May 2, 2011 11:41:07 Posted at May 2, 2011 11:41:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana We now return to the continuing story of Elijah + Elena = ?? Previously, Elena/Katherine were doppelgangers, the curse was actually on Klaus because he’s a werewolf/doppelganger hybrid, Jenna found out everything, Klaus came back to life, Elijah can save Elena from dying, Damon’s unimpressed. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 2, 2011 11:23:31 Posted at May 2, 2011 11:23:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For those of you who care about January Jones being pregnant and who the father might be...because I don’t (Dlisted)

Labour pains? Or is she pissed at her twins for coming on Royal Wedding day and sharing her anniversary? (The Superficial)

Jaden Smith hates Country Bitch? (Popeater)

Lindsay LOHAN holding her tit (Hollywood Tuna)

New shots from Breaking Dawn are released but wouldn’t you rather look at more Royal Wedding photos? (Pop Sugar)

You think Porny will copy Kate Middleton’s wedding dress? (Just Jared)

Is Drew B coming in too strong? (Cele|bitchy)

A fan gets too tactile with Reese Witherspoon (Socialite Life)

Jenna Dewan’s great legs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Three generations of Heigl (I'm Not Obsessed)

Douches on a carpet

May 2, 2011 10:14:46 Posted at May 2, 2011 10:14:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tiger Jam happened in Vegas this weekend. How do you look less douchey? Stand next to someone super-douchey. Like, I don’t mind Keith Urban’s hair so much when Tiger Woods’s shirt and John Mayer’s hat get in the way. Right? I don’t give a sh-t who you are… Prince Hot Harry on a Horse couldn’t pull off that goddamn shirt. Full Story

Spider-Man in New York

May 2, 2011 09:08:43 Posted at May 2, 2011 09:08:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am very attracted to Andrew Garfield in these shots of him in New York shooting Spider-Man this weekend. I like the way he looks in those glasses. I like the way he’s wearing his pants. I like the way he’s working that skateboard. I like his hair, I like his gait, I like it all. Very encouraging. Full Story

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Return of the Box Office: The Box Office’s Revenge

May 2, 2011 08:59:09 Posted at May 2, 2011 08:59:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by SarahSo much is happening this week. Big week. No need to get into it. There’s just a lot of stuff happening. And this week of Much Stuff Happening culminates with the official start of Summer Movie Season 2011. Full Story

Why are they so happy?

May 2, 2011 08:31:07 Posted at May 2, 2011 08:31:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn hate paps. Together, apart, they do. And it’s not like they don’t know that they’re being shot either. After all this time, they know. So here they are in Washington this weekend, after the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, heading to an afterparty hand in hand. Full Story

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Becks touches the bump!

May 2, 2011 07:56:00 Posted at May 2, 2011 07:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Posh and Becks posed on thrones at their wedding? I thought about this when I saw them arriving at the Royal Wedding. What Victoria must have thought of the understated elegance at Westminster Abbey. And the pomp and the privilege and all of it that money can’t buy. Which is perhaps why David was wearing his OBE on the wrong side. Full Story

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Royal Wedding: portraits, brothers, handholding

May 2, 2011 06:46:27 Posted at May 2, 2011 06:46:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here are the official portraits taken by photographer Hugo Burnand in the Throne Room at Buckingham Palace BEFORE the kiss(es) on the balcony. I love the group shot with the children, especially the boy leaning in, and her hand on his thigh. I love that Hot Harry, that eternal f-ck up, could not hold his sh-t together long enough to pose with the family without bursting into giggles. Full Story

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May 2, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 2, 2011 06:15:49 Posted at May 2, 2011 06:15:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Sara C – Happy 40th Birthday! Thanks for reading my blog for so long! As for a bathroom on Friday – I was a camel on purpose, if you must know. Went for 9 hours without having to go. And then after a short break, went another 8 hours before going again. You don’t think that’s bad, do you? To Tina - I’m SO sorry to hear about your power f-ck up during the Royal Wedding! Hope you were able to watch it after? Analyse every detail? By request, here’s Robert Pattinson at the Barcelona premiere of Water For Elephants yesterday with Reese Witherspoon. Full Story

Friday, April 29, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It’s Wedding Day! As previously noted, I’ll be posting photos in real time as they’re released. The guest arrivals, the groom and Hot Harry arrivals, and of course, Kate Middleton in her dress, entering Westminster Abbey for the last time as a civilian.  Read Full Intro