September 27, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 14:55:55 September 27, 2011 14:55:55

To Robin D Cook of RDC Casting in Toronto from your sister Shelley - Congratulations on the Casting Society of America Award for Red! Congratulations to Jen and Lenna on kicking the Graduate Record Exam right in the balls! What? You mean studying works? As requested, here are Joe Manganiello, Robert Downey Jr, and Ian Somerhalder. Full Story

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Monday, September 26, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Brad Pitt’s Moneyball needed to get to $20 million this weekend if it has any hope of arriving at a multiple of 4 or more. And it did. Which means it’ll make at least $80 million, if not more. And that means that a trip to the Oscars is looking very, very, VERY good.  Read Full Intro

Do the moms sneak away?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 22:56:38 September 26, 2011 22:56:38

Angelina Jolie brought her kids over to Gwen Stefani’s in London for a playdate. Do they actually sit around and watch the children play? Or do they say, “Have fun! Be nice to your nannies!”, and peel away for a few hours with a glass of wine, or two, and gossip? You are not a bad mother if you enjoy being away from your kids now and again. Full Story

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 21:35:17 September 26, 2011 21:35:17

That’s the rating for Taylor Lautner’s Abduction on Rotten Tomatoes. 3%!I don’t think I’ve ever seen it go lower than 5. I mean, I’m sure there are films who’ve scored less, and I’m sure you’ll know-it-all all over my inbox to prove it, but 3%, that’s quite an achievement. Full Story

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His bro hates me, throwdown brewing, the deadline

Sasha Posted by Sasha at September 26, 2011 21:17:37 September 26, 2011 21:17:37

Sasha, I've been in a relationship with the love of my life for going on 2 1/2 years now. He's everything I could ever want. We both know we're headed down to hop on the marriage pony, we've talked about it, we're both on the same page, it's pretty much just a matter of time. I couldn't be more happy about this, but there's one hitch before we get. Full Story

Vintage Jennifer Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 21:08:28 September 26, 2011 21:08:28
Jackson Lee /Splash

I am wishing so hard on the Gossip Genie right now about awards season. The prospect of all of those names - Clooney, Brange, Damon, Gosling... and Jennifer Aniston as a presenter? As I mentioned last week, her movie with Justin Theroux (and Paul Rudd) opens in February. Presenting is a very serious possibility. Full Story

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You make me Hello Kitty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 20:29:47 September 26, 2011 20:29:47

Hello Kitty as a verb. I work on an entertainment tv show. It’s a half hour. There’s a constant editorial give and take about what we report and what we don’t report. I don’t give a sh-t for example about The Bachelor and those Kardashians. I do understand however that my celebrity preferences don’t represent the general viewer. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 20:22:56 September 26, 2011 20:22:56

Birthday essentials?

An afternoon nap, my friend Fiona’s special dip (one day I will make her share the recipe because it is life-changing and she only makes one batch a year for me), flowers from my dad, a hilarious dance move that Jacek only pulls out on very special occasions, and Hot Harry on a Horse leaving a bar, scamp that he is, trying to squeeze out every last drop of fun before having to go army training next month.

He’s right. Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman is BORING (Dlisted)

Oh look. There’s white powder on Lindsay Lohan’s dress. Must be Monday. (The Superficial)

Love the booties. Don’t care for the wearer (Cele|bitchy)

Naomi Watts found a lovely, classy way to talk about the deceased (Celebedge)

What would Blake Lively have done with this dress? (Hollywood Tuna)

Kiki wears Emma Stone’s old pink pouch (Pop Sugar)

They taught their sister to do the Prune! (Just Jared)

I guess Anna Wintour didn’t get invited to any bunga bunga parties (Socialite Life)

Did Ashley Greene always have those...or are they newly purchased? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Chicken Fried’s Russian weave (I'm Not Obsessed)

Who are you rooting for?

Duana Posted by Duana at September 26, 2011 19:53:55 September 26, 2011 19:53:55

Sons of Anarchy Season 4 Episode 3 recap As I watched Sons this week, in all its basketball-y, ant-ridden glory, I had a question. Actually, several. Today’s more about questions than answers, and I wanted to know - who, exactly, thinks they’re smarter than whom? It’s not that I don’t think Clay is sincere, for example, when he says Tara’s news made him happy. Full Story

JLo at the club

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 19:41:36 September 26, 2011 19:41:36
Mr O /Splash, Kevin Mazur /Wireimage

Jennifer Lopez was in Vegas this weekend for the iHeartRadio music festival. She also made an appearance at Pure Nightclub. Translation: they threw a LOT of money at her to show up. Why do I find these pictures of JLo, dancing and grinding up on the Strip, really, really cringe-y? Is this unfair? It’s what you’d expect of a Kardashian. Full Story

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TV vs Movies: Mindy Kaling edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 17:59:26 September 26, 2011 17:59:26
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It’s an ongoing discussion we’ve examined on my site and it could be a very interesting liveblog debate between Duana who loves television and Sarah from Cinesnark who also loves television but who supports the notion that the television star is still a second class citizen compared to the Movie Star, even though there is SO MUCH MORE QUALITY on television these days. Full Story