Smutty Tingles

April 28, 2011 11:54:42 Posted at April 28, 2011 11:54:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What do you think the chances are that she paid the guy to do that? (The Superficial)

How come I haven’t seen one of these for Bella and Edward? (Dlisted)

I will be closer to the wedding than she will be (Popeater)

Big tits, juicy ass, small waist and stripes (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh look, he put 50% into smiling with her (Pop Sugar)

Of course Gisele is in a window striking hot model poses (Just Jared)

Whoa. This is what Justin Timberlake supposedly had a piece of (Popoholic)

Leighton Meester lights it up (Celebuzz)

Bella and Edward challenge Will and Kate on a cover during wedding week. Smart strategy? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Santana gets leered at (Go Fug Yourself)

Colin Firth makes it 5

April 28, 2011 10:24:00 Posted at April 28, 2011 10:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

5 what? It wasn’t intended to be this way when I started writing this morning but somehow every post so far has been about the British. So I thought I’d round it out with 5 straight and move on. You ok with Colin Firth? Or are you going to bitch about it because you “don’t care about the Royal Wedding and why don’t you just stop writing about it Lainey because none of my friends are going to watch, and you keep going on about a non-story?” I’ve received maybe a dozen or so emails like this. Full Story

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He’s a dick but it’s kinda true

April 28, 2011 09:34:37 Posted at April 28, 2011 09:34:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alex Pettyfer reminds me of the quarterback or whatever lead athlete character in a high school sports movie who cannot deal with losing and, like, ends up roughing up his ex-girlfriend, the cheerleader, who is now dating the new kid in town. It’s such a cliché, but that doesn’t mean archetypes don’t exist. Full Story

Putting off the Ultimate Upstage

April 28, 2011 08:55:09 Posted at April 28, 2011 08:55:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Beckhams have come home to London as David and Victoria will be attending the Royal Wedding tomorrow. Becks apparently posted a video on his Facebook page about how excited he is to be going. While Kate Middleton seemed pretty relaxed however with just a day before they turn her into a Princess, it likely won’t be that way for Posh as she continues to grumble inwardly about the timing of being pregnant and having an opportunity like this, to look thin and the most stylish ever, for eve ever, squandered. Full Story

Final rehearsal and the night before

April 28, 2011 07:52:21 Posted at April 28, 2011 07:52:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was my turn to take the late shift on live channel hits last night for our network from Westminster Abbey. So it was pretty exciting to be reporting on air during Prince William and Kate Middleton’s arrival and departure from their final rehearsal. Flowers were delivered all day. There was activity inside all day. Full Story

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And it begins to end…

April 28, 2011 06:46:00 Posted at April 28, 2011 06:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There have been teasers and posters and interviews etc, but not yet a proper trailer. Until yesterday. Yesterday the first proper trailer was released for HP 7B. Have you? If no, enjoy it here first. This is what I always say about this series and everything that’s associated with it; I call it the Spirit of Excellence. Full Story

April 28, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 28, 2011 06:39:27 Posted at April 28, 2011 06:39:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Alison I in Richmond, BC. I’m so sorry to hear about your diagnosis. But I am so inspired to read about your blog. I can imagine it’s been a challenge. Reaching out sounds like a good plan. Click here to learn more about Alison’s story and to share your own experiences. Full Story

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I stayed up all night to watch Game 7 – the Chicago Blackhawks vs the Vancouver Canucks. It started at 3am in London. And went into overtime. Then I had an 8am meeting. But they made it worthwhile. Especially for Jacek who was actually at the game and couldn’t do much else all day from the nerves, as you may have seen when he posted Tingles yesterday.  Read Full Intro

But why not Porny?

April 27, 2011 13:29:47 Posted at April 27, 2011 13:29:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson lived up to my nickname for her last night at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Style Issue party in LA. Looks like a fluffer was hired to jerk off her hair. And she was honoured with the “Style Icon” award. Sure. In fairness, this isn’t the worst she’s ever looked. Full Story

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Scarlett’s boyfriend and his hair gel

April 27, 2011 12:23:03 Posted at April 27, 2011 12:23:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sean Penn showed up at the premiere of Love Hate Love at the Tribeca Film Festival last night in a skinny tie with some gel in his hair like he was trying to work a little Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen into his life. Maybe Scarjo likes it that way. Running her hands through it when it’s all sticky, after she removes her foot off of his balls. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 27, 2011 11:51:24 Posted at April 27, 2011 11:51:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Julianne Moore throws down a challenge to Tina Fey  (Dlisted)

Two losers have sex, does anyone care? (The Superficial)

Remember when that guy meant more to you than you meant to him? (Popeater)

Miley Cyrus. We get it. They grew (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart in a bikini and Robert Pattinson is touching her (Pop Sugar)

Why can’t he talk about how he loves to dance? (Just Jared) apparently doesn’t think girls should do it as much as guys. (Cele|bitchy)

Anna kendrick finally wears a dress i like (Celebuzz)

If she’s a whore, I wanna be a whore (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I prefer my Tom Hardy a little more lean (Towelroad)