Jakey’s holiday leather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2012 14:30:49 May 29, 2012 14:30:49

Jake Gyllenhaal did not get to celebrate the long weekend with his fellow Americans for Memorial Day. Instead he was in Toronto shooting An Enemy with acclaimed Canadian director Denis Villeneuve. Something about doppelgangers; Jakey plays two different men. Does the other character not have a beard? Melanie Laurent is one of his wives. Full Story

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May 29, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2012 13:54:54 May 29, 2012 13:54:54
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Big ups to Vancouver’s Mario Gutierrez who returned home last night for the first time since winning the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness atop I’ll Have Another. The Belmont is on June 9th.  Shhhhh.... I won’t say it. You don’t say it! And for Amy from Diane who is so proud of you as you train for the NYC Marathon, your first marathon, and you’re doing it in support of no-kill animal shelters! Click here Full Story

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Monday, May 28, 2012

Dear Gossips,

What the F-CK? is all I kept writing to Duana last night over email. Over and over again. What the F-CK just happened on Game Of Thrones? And how will I last through the week to find out? This after having watched the latest episode of Mad Men, also stressing the whole time.  Read Full Intro

Alone with his cell phone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 22:24:18 May 28, 2012 22:24:18

Bradley Cooper was at the French Open today in Paris for the Novak Djokovic match. He appeared to be on his own. Apparently between plays he’d obsessively check his phone. He must know people in LA and NY who get up awfully early then. Or the more understandable explanation, because we’ve all done it before, we all do it all the time. Full Story

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Will Demi take back Ashton?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 20:22:48 May 28, 2012 20:22:48

The UK’s Sunday Mirror is the original source for this story so... it might be kinda sketch. The reason why so many find it believable though is all about Demi Moore. Doesn’t it seem totally possible and probable that Demi Moore would take back Ashton Kutcher? Given what you know about Demi Moore and the impossible standards she could never release, no matter how much spiritual therapy she received, how could you doubt it? This report has legs because it’s exactly what you expect of her. Full Story

Obviously I’m a bad fan of things

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 28, 2012 19:54:07 May 28, 2012 19:54:07
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Last week I wrote about the consistent rumors dogging Benedict Cumberbatch and his possible involvement with Marvel. The emergent rumor is that he could be Ant Man, and I said—I thought I said—that Ant Man is a boring character with a stupid superpower, and that if Cumberbatch is going to go superhero, I hope it’s a more interesting character with cooler powers, like Dr. Full Story

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 19:42:11 May 28, 2012 19:42:11

Moonrise Kingdom opened the Cannes Film Festival. I loved it. SO MUCH. A Wes Anderson movie with heart? Indeed. There’s a lack of his usual detachment here that has been replaced by an emotion that lives closer to affection. And the critics agree. Moonrise Kingdom is scoring at 95% on Rotten Tomatoes at press time and 85% on Metacritic. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 19:30:28 May 28, 2012 19:30:28

JLo looks like she’s about to throw up hugging Marc Anthony. I wish she would feel the same about Casper Smart. (Dlisted)  

Do you think Sansa from Game Of Thrones looks like Ebola Paris Hilton? (The Superficial)

OF COURSE Spittle Gerry would be the one to moon the pitch (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart’s makeup didn’t last that night (Hollywood Tuna)

Matthew McConaughey and Robert Pattinson make friends (Pop Sugar)

Not to sound like a cynical bitch but is this really “makeup free”? Or is it “natural” makeup? (Cele|bitchy)

This girl with Jared Leto looks a little like an Olsen, right? (Socialite Life)

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel: the engagement party (Celebedge)

How come Coco’s ass looks so small from super up-close? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I love how Beyonce considers “lettuce” to be torture. Me too. And chicken. (I'm Not Obsessed)

See Keira’s ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 18:47:55 May 28, 2012 18:47:55
Bauer, INF

Keira Knightley’s people confirmed last week that she and James Righton are engaged. They were out together, hand in hand, with ring, in London this week. I love that she can’t contain her happiness, not even when confronted by the paps. I guess bridal bliss is the same, famous or not. Can’t see it on full detail but it looks classic and elegant and not Timberlakey, the standard by which I am judging engagement situations now. Full Story

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Some people never have to make those choices

Duana Posted by Duana at May 28, 2012 18:14:53 May 28, 2012 18:14:53
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Mad Men Season 5 Episode 11 recap I am slightly shy to say "I told you so" (which is about to be a meta-statment) but I have always maintained that Mad Men is about the women.  The men, apart from Don, are similar with similar problems and only vary in their reactions to the same situations they come across. Full Story

David Beckham: the ELLE covers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 17:16:05 May 28, 2012 17:16:05

He’s the first man to cover ELLE UK in an issue timed for London 2012. We’re less than 2 months away from the start of the Olympics now. I interviewed a Canadian Olympian yesterday who is heading to the Games. We need to start a liveblog from inside the Athlete’s Village. We could call it The Village Mole. Full Story