Country Bitch be shoutin’ down the phone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 21:43:55 May 1, 2012 21:43:55

Did you read Carrie Underwood’s “Fill In The Blanks” with about the NHL playoffs? Click here if you missed it. Carrie loves “winning, winning, and Mike winning”. Mike of course is Mike Fisher of the Nashville Predators. And you know I’ve been saying that the Predators look scary, that they might be taking Country Bitch to the final. Full Story

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Driving in heels & forgetting the kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 21:25:06 May 1, 2012 21:25:06
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You’ve heard all about the Victoria Beckham Range Rover Evoque Special Edition right? She designed it and she went to China to promote it because that’s where all the new millionaires are these days, ready to spend their corrupt government cash. I love Range Rovers. My favourite is the Range Rover Sport. Full Story

Bond will be funnier

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 20:35:05 May 1, 2012 20:35:05

Daniel Craig, new Bond Girls Naomie Harrie, Berenice Marlohe, and the rest of the Bond team including director Sam Mendes attended a photo call in Istanbul yesterday where many previous Bonds have filmed before; it’s apparently Ian Fleming’s “favourite city”. As expected they’ve kept the story for Bond Skyfall pretty locked but some speculate that the relationship between Bond and M is tested when sh-t from her past comes back to f-ck things up. Full Story

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Will Drew be a blogger too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 19:15:51 May 1, 2012 19:15:51

Here’s Drew Barrymore at a photo shoot yesterday. Magazine? Or CoverGirl? I’ll say magazine because I feel like cosmetics ads are more often than not taken in studio. If it’s a magazine then, I assume she’ll finally address her pregnancy. Not that it’s any of my goddamn business but more and more, as we’ve seen (as recently as the previous article Full Story

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Jessica Alba is a blogger now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 18:22:15 May 1, 2012 18:22:15
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Jessica Alba was one of the keynote speakers yesterday at the LUCKY Magazine Fashion & Beauty Blogger Conference. Alba is a mother of two now. So she founded The Honest Company, a “trusted source for natural, non-toxic, eco-friendly baby diapers, biodegradable wipes, and organic bath/skin care and green cleaning products”. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 18:03:45 May 1, 2012 18:03:45

Maxwell Drew - can you believe In Touch Weekly was actually right? My favourite comment about the name so far comes from Duana. All she texted to me in response to the announcement was “No Showmanship”. Duana’s full name analysis is coming tomorrow. And we’ll look into the naming pool results too.  

Lindsay Lohan lies about something she’s been doing for years. This time it’s not cocaine. (The Superficial)

Um, this is WAY better than that Twi-Hard loser (is that redundant?) who cries through all the trailers (Dlisted)

If Cameron Diaz is into chivalry why does she keep dating pricks? (Celeb|itchy)

Well…that’s one way to wear a white blazer (Hollywood Tuna)

I love it when “Weight Hate” and “Muffin Tops” make the same cover (Pop Sugar)

I want Zoe Saldana’s spectacles (Just Jared)

Miley walks her puppy (Popoholic)

Where Liz Taylor and Lucille Ball used to go in Chicago (The Travel Presse)

Scarjo isn’t interested in Marilyn Monroe…unlike everyone else this year (Amy Grindhouse)

Ginnifer Goodwin pose-harding (Go Fug Yourself)

REJOICE...I guess

Duana Posted by Duana at May 1, 2012 17:56:25 May 1, 2012 17:56:25
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Smash Season 1 Episode 13 recapREJOICE…I guess… ....for Ellis has been deemed irrelevant. No, really. That was what I got out of this episode. Now that Ivy is capable of doing her own snooping (and of course, she always was) can we get this irritating sycophant off the screen or have him do something interesting? I feel like that was just one of the corrections that was sent down from on high and then just. Full Story

Mousey Granny!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 16:51:35 May 1, 2012 16:51:35

Here are Nicole Kidman and Colin Firth shooting The Railway Man in Perth. I quite like her with brown hair. It softens all that sh-t she’s done to her face even though, from this distance, and in a blurry shot, that third upper lip is as bloated as ever. I really wish she’d stop muting her talent with her obsession to stay unwrinkled. Full Story

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Adventurous Women

Duana Posted by Duana at May 1, 2012 16:37:53 May 1, 2012 16:37:53
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Girls Season 1 Episode 3 recap(Girls has just been picked up for a second season.)We need a 2 minute “previously on Girls”?  There's only been 60 minutes of Girls so far, total. So how are you feeling about these people?  These young women?  I have to admit that the show is getting better at being more cohesive; I have a better picture of what these girls' lives look like (the mentioned-and-dropped rent was the part that got me), and slightly more interest in who Hannah will be . Full Story

The return of the Bartlet Administration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 16:10:49 May 1, 2012 16:10:49
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CJ!God I loved CJ. God I loved this show. Please tell me you watched The West Wing. I have the DVD box set. It comes in a briefcase. And when the theme music comes on, I still get goose pimples and feel like crying. “’Crime. Boy, I don’t know’ is when I decided to kick your ass.” For several years, working in the Bartlet Administration was my dream job. Full Story

Porny’s May Day Baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 15:48:12 May 1, 2012 15:48:12

TMZ reports that Jessica Simpson’s family, along with relatives of her freeloader, are at the hospital now. Finally! It’s out of her! Porny may have relief! And we may know the winner soon to our Porny Baby Naming Pool Full Story