Scooping the Dress

April 28, 2011 14:05:06 Posted at April 28, 2011 14:05:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So we're less than 24 hours away from the wedding. And the big scoop, the big get right now is confirming the designer of Kate Middleton's dress, and of course scoring the first exclusive shot of it. Not when she arrives at Westminster Abbey, because by then two billion people will be seeing it at the same time. Full Story

What’s your District?

April 28, 2011 13:45:23 Posted at April 28, 2011 13:45:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But before that, click here to see the District 3 Tributes. They’ve also cast Katniss’s ma. Click here for more information on that. And John C Reilly is supposedly negotiating to be Haymitch? Meh. Full Story

Red Hair hid the Nails

April 28, 2011 13:11:28 Posted at April 28, 2011 13:11:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All the attention yesterday was focused on Blake Lively's new red hair following her appearane at the Time 100 Most Influential People of 2011 gala. So much so that it obscured another detail. Thanks to Lorraine for the email pointing this out. Look at her nails. Is Barbra Streisand coming back? This how my ma wears her nails. Full Story

Nicki Minaj: West Coast to Royal Wedding?

April 28, 2011 12:46:21 Posted at April 28, 2011 12:46:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicki Minaj arrived in Vancouver yesterday to kick off the Canadian Leg of her tour. As you can see, her face is ready. And her ass! People keep asking me if it's real. Looks really real to me. Tiny little body, bombastic big ass. Amazing. So here's an example of how the British tabloids can drop some dumb sh-t. Full Story

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Online shopping, wedding dresses, and more bags

April 28, 2011 12:34:00 Posted at April 28, 2011 12:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha. It took me ALL winter but I've finally lost 24 lbs and I am absolutely frothy at the bit to start replacing everything in my wardrobe! Trouble is, I live in a very remote part of Canada so, unless I use my entire new clothing budget to travel to some major shopping opportunities like TO, I'm going to have to restrict myself to ONLINE experiences. Full Story

Katie Holmes > Ashton Kutcher

April 28, 2011 12:05:26 Posted at April 28, 2011 12:05:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A few weeks ago Star Magazine put Katie Holmes on the cover. It was a scandalous headline about drugs but on the inside it was really just an article about some Scientology method and that she’s really into it, much like some people can be really into running marathons, or activities of that require similar ridiculous effort. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 28, 2011 11:54:42 Posted at April 28, 2011 11:54:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What do you think the chances are that she paid the guy to do that? (The Superficial)

How come I haven’t seen one of these for Bella and Edward? (Dlisted)

I will be closer to the wedding than she will be (Popeater)

Big tits, juicy ass, small waist and stripes (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh look, he put 50% into smiling with her (Pop Sugar)

Of course Gisele is in a window striking hot model poses (Just Jared)

Whoa. This is what Justin Timberlake supposedly had a piece of (Popoholic)

Leighton Meester lights it up (Celebuzz)

Bella and Edward challenge Will and Kate on a cover during wedding week. Smart strategy? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Santana gets leered at (Go Fug Yourself)

Colin Firth makes it 5

April 28, 2011 10:24:00 Posted at April 28, 2011 10:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

5 what? It wasn’t intended to be this way when I started writing this morning but somehow every post so far has been about the British. So I thought I’d round it out with 5 straight and move on. You ok with Colin Firth? Or are you going to bitch about it because you “don’t care about the Royal Wedding and why don’t you just stop writing about it Lainey because none of my friends are going to watch, and you keep going on about a non-story?” I’ve received maybe a dozen or so emails like this. Full Story

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He’s a dick but it’s kinda true

April 28, 2011 09:34:37 Posted at April 28, 2011 09:34:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alex Pettyfer reminds me of the quarterback or whatever lead athlete character in a high school sports movie who cannot deal with losing and, like, ends up roughing up his ex-girlfriend, the cheerleader, who is now dating the new kid in town. It’s such a cliché, but that doesn’t mean archetypes don’t exist. Full Story

Putting off the Ultimate Upstage

April 28, 2011 08:55:09 Posted at April 28, 2011 08:55:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Beckhams have come home to London as David and Victoria will be attending the Royal Wedding tomorrow. Becks apparently posted a video on his Facebook page about how excited he is to be going. While Kate Middleton seemed pretty relaxed however with just a day before they turn her into a Princess, it likely won’t be that way for Posh as she continues to grumble inwardly about the timing of being pregnant and having an opportunity like this, to look thin and the most stylish ever, for eve ever, squandered. Full Story

Final rehearsal and the night before

April 28, 2011 07:52:21 Posted at April 28, 2011 07:52:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was my turn to take the late shift on live channel hits last night for our network from Westminster Abbey. So it was pretty exciting to be reporting on air during Prince William and Kate Middleton’s arrival and departure from their final rehearsal. Flowers were delivered all day. There was activity inside all day. Full Story

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