Just missing GOOP... and Drew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 16:03:25 November 4, 2011 16:03:25
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SPW/Splash

If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know I have a thing about celebrities being friends. To the point where I would actually spy. Like install listening and recording devices at dinner. What were Cameron Diaz and Reese Witherspoon talking about last night? They were together at a restaurant in Brentwood last night. Full Story

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Nicholas Hoult, cute zombie

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 4, 2011 15:54:00 November 4, 2011 15:54:00

Lainey emailed me about the first promotional image of Warm Bodies, a bit confused about the plot, and wanted me to write about it, because, as she said, I have a “PhD in zombie”. Of course my first thought was, Oh my god I WISH I could get a real PhD in zombie. The ball’s in your court, universities. Full Story

Does Ringer Love You?

Duana Posted by Duana at November 4, 2011 15:05:46 November 4, 2011 15:05:46

Ringer Season 1 Episode 7 recap A couple of days ago, I was writing about how it’s strange when the audience on a show knows more than the characters. Um, Ringer does not give me that problem.   You guys, this show is so messed up.  You never know what you know is true, what’s a lie, what you’ve been shown already that can be erased and redone and reshown to be the truth, to make you look like you don’t know what you thought you knew. Full Story

Kristen Stewart: so beautiful, all smiles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 14:57:49 November 4, 2011 14:57:49
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Wenn, Kevin Winter/Getty

As noted yesterday in the Twi-Hard Immortal article, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner had their hand and footprints cemented in Hollywood. It was worth it for the crazies in attendance. Not only because their beloved story was commemorated forever at the historic Grauman’s, but also because Stewart and Pattinson were very, very cute together, no longer as reticent, particularly on her part, to behave as a couple. Full Story

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November 4, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 13:42:19 November 4, 2011 13:42:19

Victoria! Happy 30th Birthday! Christine requested for you two of your favourites: Jake Gyllenhaal and George Clooney. Then she modified her request and asked for Michael Fassbender instead because you both have him in common? Anyway, I’ve attached all three.  Enjoy! And have a great, great weekend. Full Story

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Imagine getting to a point in your life when a 30 day jail sentence is actually what you WANT? This happened to Lindsay Lohan in court yesterday. And she was happy about it. Because it could have been a lot more. If you were ordered to jail for 30 days, would you come out the courthouse all smiles with your newly bleached teeth? And how about the fact that Judge Stephanie Sautner has essentially become Lindsay Lohan’s mother? In the absence of a proper mother, Judge Sautner’s the one who is actually trying to enforce some structure to that idiot’s life.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2011 17:45:53 November 3, 2011 17:45:53

Sasha’s finding some beautiful cuffs over in LifeStyle.

Have a look at Bieber’s alleged baby mother. Now picture him saying telling her he wants to f-ck the sh-t out of her. Can you? (The Superficial)

That reindeer has the best As IF, Bitch Please, Sit Down, Get Me The F-CK Out Of Here expression I’ve ever seen (Dlisted)

Jakey supports Michael Shannon in New York (Pop Sugar)

Wilder Valderrama can only get the young ones. Kinda like Ryan Phillippe (Evil Beet Gossip)

Megan Fox looks great. Or am I just too fixated on her Alexander Wang bag? (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma hugs Andrew! (Just Jared)

Holy sh-t Ashley Greene has bad dress taste (Popoholic)

Bieber freestyles to Otis. Come ON. You love it. (Celebuzz)

Lindsay Lohan has worked the camera since she was a kid, so according to Dina, OF COURSE she knows how to pose naked (The Blemish)

Oh I really, really like this dress too (Go Fug Yourself)

Poor SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2011 17:37:41 November 3, 2011 17:37:41

Sarah Jessica Parker went to the Melbourne Cup Carnival today and had to hang out with Elizabeth Hurley and that vile Shane Warne she’s engaged to. Some people are really good at not letting their inside thoughts show up on their faces. This ...is not one of my skills. My friend Laura - the one with the Robert Pattinson problem - she’s even worse, or better, depending how you see it. Full Story

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Bond 23: Skyfall

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2011 17:09:48 November 3, 2011 17:09:48
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Daniel Deme/WENN

Well, I guess it’s a better than Quantum of Solace. Still... Skyfall isn’t lighting me on fire on originality, you know? Skyfall is the title of a Tom Cruise movie. Tom Cruise would be really, really excited about something called Skyfall. Which is the next Bond.They announced it at a photo call today in London. Full Story

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Twi-Hard Immortal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2011 12:59:38 November 3, 2011 12:59:38
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WENN, Flynet

All the Twi-Hards went to sleep happy last night because Kristen Stewart arrived back in LA which means she and Robert Pattinson slept in the same bed and all is well in the world. They were still happy when they woke up this morning because today’s the day Stewart, Pattinson, and Lautner will be at Grauman’s for a hand and footprint ceremony immortalising Twilight. Full Story

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