Emily, JGL, & Tig!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2011 11:46:26 September 13, 2011 11:46:26

There was some confusion in the George Clooney article yesterday - click here for a refresher. In reference to George’s head of security and Emily Blunt - that wasn’t a smutty hint. The dude is, like, 60 years old. The point was that he’s friends with George’s friends, and that he’s allowed to be. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2011 11:33:10 September 13, 2011 11:33:10

This movie stars SJP although these photos suggest otherwise (The Superficial)

I love how specific Tom Hardy has to be with his denial (Dlisted

Justin and Amanda really do look great together (Amy Grindhouse)

SJP in a great black dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Penelope and Javier out with baby (Pop Sugar)

Baby Throne helps out his aunt (Just Jared)

Megan Fox’s TIFF LBD (Popoholic)

The owner sings the anthem (Celebuzz)

Listen to Coldplay’s new single (Towleroad)

Knowing Salma, it probably is real gold (Go Fug Yourself)

Fassy & Zoe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2011 10:41:53 September 13, 2011 10:41:53

Too bad she doesn’t spell her name Salinger style, right? Let’s start with why he skipped the TIFF gala premiere of A Dangerous Method. It was announced on Friday that he wasn’t coming to Toronto for “undisclosed reasons”. Then he showed up in Venice to collect his Best Actor Award for Shame. Full Story

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Hot Harry and a telephone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2011 09:21:31 September 13, 2011 09:21:31

Prince Harry attended a charity trading event yesterday in London, confirming a 15 billion pound deal. Harry also worked the phones for half an hour or so. Check him out. Wherever he is he always looks like he’s at a bar. Harry’s birthday is on Thursday. He’ll be 27. 27 years old, heading for Apache helicopter training soon. Full Story

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Madonna night at TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2011 08:45:59 September 13, 2011 08:45:59

She looked f-cking amazing. It’s a Tom Ford dress. She’s compact, little, tight, healthy. The makeup, the hair, even the face... in person it was really, really good. So good that she’s Sasha’s look of the day today on etalk. Sasha also pointed out though that she only posed with her hands at her sides. Full Story

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September 13, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2011 07:43:56 September 13, 2011 07:43:56

Shawna B! Happy Belated 30th Birthday! Emily sent me a photo from your 80s birthday party. LOVE. By request, here are James Marsden, Zac Efron, and Penn Badgley. To C who has had a sh-t year and is also dealing with a bum leg - Steph loves you and is so proud of your strength and resilience. And for Rachel T in Shreveport, Lousiana - I am very, very sorry about what happened. Full Story

Monday, September 12, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It was like we were being held there on purpose. An executive order, if you will, from the President of all Movie Stars, George Clooney. As though he was saying - fine, you want a story? I’ll give you a story and I’ll party in front of you with my new girlfriend but I will make you stay here for FOUR AND A HALF HOURS. Until you almost can’t stand it anymore.

And this is what happened on Saturday night at the Grey Goose/Soho House party, the only party, because George Clooney doesn’t attract gossip columnists, but also other celebrities. Every other celebrity in town. They want to go where George is too. More on George later, including how it was with Stacy Keibler. This...is a situation.

Oh...and the Brange too. Exclusive details on their night in Toronto. And other smutty items featuring Ryan Gosling, Alexander Skarsgard, Michael Fassbender, Jon Hamm, f-ck so many I may not be able to remember it all which is where Twitter has come in handy because it’s how I take notes now. I was tweeting from the TIFF party circuit all weekend. Click here for a quick taste. Will elaborate throughout the day in between shoots. Have a feeling it’ll be a wordy column today.

Heads up if you’re in Vancouver! It’s my birthday later this month! And I’m having a gossip party to celebrate - my first in YVR! Are you coming??? The date: September 28th. Event details will be posted soon but will you save the date if you’re planning to be there? There will be cocktails, there will be gifts, we will talk about blind riddles, of course we will, and you may even walk out of there with some clothing, FCUK style! Look forward to seeing you there.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey